So our profile is new on this site and something quite amusing just happened to me yesterday. I never got the chance to write it immediately because I was so busy laughing my ass off.
Anyway, let's cut to the chase. I know you're here for the story and I don't wanna waste your time.
So I sent a pm to this lovely-looking couple days ago to ask if they wanna connect back. They're in their mid 20's and looking really great. Nice clothes, nice smiles. I really didn't have high hopes because they are indeed a pretty couple and me and my wife are not Brad and Angelina. Still, I gave an effort to connect because hey - you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. For the purposes of this story, let's call them the 'Stalins.'
So I asked whoever's handling the account if they'll be interested in what's written in our profile.
The Stalins messaged back and said that they're not interested because his wife does n't like how we look.
So I said something along the lines of 'Alright, man. That's cool. Everyone's got different tastes. Happy hunting.'
Here's where it got interesting.
I got a message from Stalin along the lines of:
'Next time, bago ka mag ask ng other couples, make sure na ka-'level' mo sila. Long hair long hair ka pa, mukha kang dugyot, para ko nang pina-sex sa taong grasa ang partner ko kung sayo, blah blah blah.'
At this point, I was taken aback and almost punched myself in the face. I looked at the calendar and checked if it's the Bronze age. But it's not. I'm still in 2015.
For some reason, someone died and made Stalin the standard of human aesthetics for basic site subscriptions.
Alright, I gotta admit I got mildly infuriated and called Stalin 'dimwit' and that he has a shitty attitude.
But seriously: what did I do to Stalin to deserve his disrespect?
Am I taking crazy pills here?
And at that point, I just laughed in disbelief until I made dolphin noises.
Verbatim message from Stalin:
'Alam ko na bakit kayo naghahanap ng hot girl na mag blow sayo.kasi di pa rin tanggap ng asawa mo na bakla ka kaya tinetheraphy ka nya lol'
'Tis better to keep quiet and be thot a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
And with this, I end my entry.
P.S.
Hi Stalin! How's the view from your high horse? xo
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8:46 am Monday, 19th October, 2015
Crazy pills some in all shapes and forms, and seems a few were accidently dropped into the Stalins' bottles of milk during infancy.
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9:03 am Monday, 19th October, 2015
Oooh what a pleasant surprise! Hallo!
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9:36 am Monday, 19th October, 2015
Well that's not very nice of them is it, people become very brave and assertive when its via a blog ;-)
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10:01 am Monday, 19th October, 2015
Yeah, pretty much dodged a bullet.
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10:04 am Monday, 19th October, 2015
Did they both have bushy moustaches, smoke a pipe and bump all their friends off ,just like the original Joseph Stalin ? |
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10:18 am Monday, 19th October, 2015
I wish the guy did. hahahahahahahahah
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3:13 pm Monday, 19th October, 2015
Mate, that just made me laugh so hard I almost followed through, I think these kids chavs makes up there own words as they hadn't worked out how to put the spell checker on there smart phones, and not wanting to sound or look silly as the incorrectly spell "I" or "a" I think you had a lucky escape there my friend 😊 |
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7:31 pm Tuesday, 20th October, 2015
That was RUDE! They were rude! Lucky you to have not met those monsters or things might get even worst. |
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3:17 am Wednesday, 21st October, 2015
@Avinitlarge3 I wish it works out for the dude in the long run.
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1:41 pm Wednesday, 21st October, 2015
I'm sorry but I haven't a clue wtf they wrote.
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2:05 pm Wednesday, 21st October, 2015
@dejo I love heavy metal and I celebrate it by growing my hair long so he thought I was gay.
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4:10 pm Wednesday, 21st October, 2015
Thank you for the translation, very kind of you.
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2:01 am Friday, 23rd October, 2015
@dejo WHOA! That's a concert I could only DREAM of going. Damn, you're one lucky dude!
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8:03 am Friday, 23rd October, 2015
Lucky dodge if you ask me! ;) |
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10:50 am Friday, 23rd October, 2015
Yes PolySapio it was an experience. I swear at some point during War Pigs , ozzy looked in my direction in the pits and gave his trademark peace sign, or was it the fingers!??
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11:25 pm Friday, 23rd October, 2015
Wow deborose, that is serious metal. Way to loud for a man of my age! |
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2:00 am Sunday, 25th October, 2015
@debrose1 really love your insights. Rammstein and Marilyn Manson are neck brakers. Check out Rammstein's music video "Pussy". Youtube doesn't allow graphic sex scenes on videos so Rammstein uploaded it on YouPornRedtube. It's THAT graphic. :D
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1:01 am Sunday, 25th October, 2015
@dejo No ears are too old for great tunes. ;) |
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3:05 am Sunday, 25th October, 2015
Hail, fellow long haired sexy beast and rock music aficionado. I saw your blog and it was hilarious. I had a similar experience before. Not here in this site, thankfully. It was an eyeball with members of an adult oriented bulletin board here in lovely Pinas. This one girl (I call her a girl, as no lady would ever behave as such) I was trying to cozy up to rudely and snobbishly shot me down. Fine, it was her choice, but I got practically the same "we're not the same level" treatment. And to think the eyeball was to meet up with people. |
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11:24 am Friday, 20th November, 2015
If they are looking at age and looks, they are missing out on all the diversity out there. Their loss! |
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12:18 pm Sunday, 7th February, 2016
Hrm. Do we like people because they are good-looking or are they good-looking because we like them?
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6:56 am Friday, 13th May, 2016
Respect all people that's the code we all should follow.. |
