ok, who pissed in the punch bowl?

If I am going to host a party I know my friends will be looking for something new, fresh and original. They're not interested in trying to recreate last year's 'best party ever' as they know the magic of the moment has been and gone and it will just be a party to the monotone beat of one hand clapping.

I was Jr Yr Abroad sounds bout the same time and I know exactly what you mean about Michael Jackson being the only thing on the radio. My friend was in Germany at the time and we used to open our telephone conversations with. "so is Michael still beating it?" and apparently he was beatin' it there 247 too :0 Party on Wayne

I should think a good, full-volume, blast of Johnny Rotten, 'Friggin' in the the Riggin'' might be a good opener

... as 'there's f^ck-all else to do!'

Mr chickpea,
Its only any good when theres fuck all else to do.

Lillith, three attempts it took to read your post before i realised it said parties and not panties......
Not sure where my mind was going!!

Cue 'A' Company Bugler: 'The Last Post'

... would the last person to leave please turn off the lights and lock the door.

Welcum: Your party hell sketch was truly inspired and very familiar :-) However, I think at that point I'd probably move off home, have a long hot bath, and listen to Mahler's 5th symphony :-)

Skebbie,
Glad somebody saw the irony in the "crap party",
Would that be a glass of red or a cup of horlicks with your classical interlude?

Miss V,
I am picturing the sorry scene now.....but there is still hope!
I am sure Baz Luhrman has something planning...
And it cant be that bad, at least you can afford the price of a tub of ben and Jerry's.
Not saying i am tight but my first car cost less than a tub of that stuff...
Admittedly, it died two days later and it cost me more to get it scrapped, but it did have a decent radio, every cloud!!!

Hmmmm....."whore-licks" in the bath while listening to Mahler's 5th might be a nuance worth investigating.

Maybe Wagner's, 'Ring Cycle', instead?

Maybe Wagner's, 'Ring Cycle', instead?

Gee, I am completely and utterly lost on this blog....But I am trying...sorry but when I was at school, I would probably be the girl in the dark corner and shy....:P

Crappy party music: They would play Macarena and Asereje...google! img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"

Free,
No crappy music please, at the moment it feels like Michael Jacksons "She's out of my life" is playing and everybody is crying in there lambrini and stella's....or Ben and Jerry's...
No more,
Lilli, get outta that drab outfit and get yer glad rags on,
Skebbie, drop you ovaltine and put down that Radiohead album before we are forced to remove all the sharp objects.
The only B&j's that are to be mentioned from now on wont have an ampersand in the middle!!!!
Let the good times roll again, there is a bucket full of happy pills on the bar and all the waiters and waitresses are topless.
So all we need is some decent music to get the dance floor filled,
All requests to the DJ now, lets party on!

Chocolate,
I think you are right...
If something don't happen soon, i am gonna go into full Delia rant mode!!!
Come on, where are ya..lets be avin ya...

Come Dancing at the Chernobyl Palais - it's only natural!

The oinky one? Is that something by them irritating little cartoon pigs?

I'm thinking more along allegorical lines with 'God Save the Queen' by the Sex Pistols (just keeping the band en-vogue for the site)

Shhh!.... was that the 'Blog Mouse' I just heard fart?

Somegody give me a b flat, its time to lower the flag and for the bugler to play the last post...

Mr Chickpea,
That wasn't a mouse fart but the final death ripper of the lesser spotted poster just as the last nail went in his coffin...

R.I.P

Arrrrgh ! Not Wagner,please ! Our regimental march was " The Ride of the Valkyries "...you try marching to that bloody tune let alone dance to it ! If I were at a party with Miss Valiant,I would like to slow dance with her to " Cwm Rhondda ", " Sospan Fach" or " Tom and Mary ,in the Dairy " If I were with Free for Pleasure it would have to be either " I want to get you on a slow boat to China " or " The Ying Tong Song "

Fetch,
Ride of the Valkyries, great classic but for some reason i cant get the image of Bugs Bunny and Elmer Thud out of my head when i hear it...some of Mel Blancs finest work.

Still desperate to get the party started,
Never gonna give you up cos i want good times...
But at this rate i am gonn fall asleep so you may need to wake me up before you go go...

And while you're in a classical frame of mind, here are two pieces certain to please when you're engaging with a lady. " Speed Your Journey " from Nabucco by Verdi ( even rhythmical tempo and the title is apt too ) Swiftly followed by the Vivaldi " Gloria " which perfectly encapsulates, heightening pleasure, culminating in blind-blowing orgasm.

Our regimental march was " The Ride of the Valkyries ".

I love the smell of blanco and bootblack in the morning...... :-)

I have it on good authority that Ravel's Bolero and the waltz from Der Rosenkavalier by R. Strauss are both allegorical odes to a good fuck :-) The former is a bit overplayed, but the latter is simply sublime.

Skibbie: Now I am wondering if you were a composer how your allegorical ode would sound like...img src="imagesadultemoticons021.gif"

Probably something along the lines of "The wheels on the bus" :-)

Round and round, round and round......all day long....yep, it sounds like u!! img src="imagesadultemoticons024.gif"

Skebbie, FFP,
Not if as a coach driver you have heard it so many times, That it would put you off anything,even a backseat beauty.

Skebbie, FFP,
Not if as a coach driver you have heard it so many times, That it would put you off anything,even a backseat beauty.