So i turn up and fully expect to meet someone nice and friendly who will show me the ropes. I see a woman with tight fitting bottoms and she looks like she is happy and very much in full swing. She is working really hard and trying not to sweat but it is obvious by her lower back that she has passed the point of no return as her new found coach is pressing her hips into action and she thrusts forward trying to impress and she is impressing. She gasps and gasps and finishes her first session faster than expected.
The coach has emptied all his balls and the Golf Range closes for today ;-)