My dear unknowing, unfortunate and undersexed wife was happily enjoying some liquorice allsorts when I got home tonight but she was engrossed in some crime drama and had no time for the drama in my life. I made my excuses and retired to the spare room to the company of my trusty friend, the laptop.
Hidden inside are bountiful pleasures, whether it be porn or chat rooms, or on occasion non sex sites! You see I'm 50 now and there are days when I don't want to be subject to a quick impersonal wank but other days that is just what I need.
I also go through phases of being straight and wanting to lick a pussy or shoot my load over a lovely pair of tits to being Paula who craves a cock in her mouth and just has to be wearing stockings and heels.
What I'm getting at is that it takes a lot of different people with different needs and desires for this site to be the wonderful, weird place that it is.
Sometimes it's ok to bite the coconut off and leave the middle bit.
