Picture the scene,
I have just ordered my coffee, strong,black, no sugar.
I then settle into the comfy chair in the hotel reception to wait for my liquid boost. Sky news is on the tv's, mute of course and within a few minutes i am getting bored and tetchy, starting to crave my first caffeine kick of the day.
'So its one today and two tomorrow' matter-of-factly states the older of the two receptionists.
'Reckon i'll spot em as soon as they come in, obvious. Shifty looking, well goes to reason, they're upto na'good.'
'Yes well they are paying customers and they use the rooms when no one else wants them. Keeps you in a job' replies the older receptionist to the younger one.
'I think its disgusting, why cant they do it in their own homes!'
And so the conversation continued for several more minutes whilst i still awaited my coffee...oh that coffe was gonna be good, gotta be, they must be roasting the beans freshly for it just for me; now thats service.
So it transpired to be a room booking service for daytime meets they were discussing and after a few minutes research i discovered how this works...
You book afterroom, you arrive on the day and you pay (cash). No deposit, card authorization or id required and the room is yours between 9am and 5pm at around half the nightly rate. And if things go a bit pete tong and theres a no show, just canel on line with no need to pay.
Brilliant idea, when i last needed hotels for illicit meets you could only get in from 2pm so if you needed if for a 9am meet it would be a trip there the day before to book in and get the key to then get a couple of hours the next morning..... A real pain in the 'arris!.
It got me thinking, what do other people do for their meets?
How do you get that privacy you desire for daytime meets? Some of you must have some ingenious ideas or tried and tested methods for your meets when you feel your partner desreves more than just a portion of chips and gravy and a knee trembler round the back of the gas works.
Or those that wete a monumental cock-up and were destined to fail from the start 
Come on, spill the beans, being a beginner at this i need al the help i can get.
Oh, and as for my coffee, i am glad i didn't want milk or sugar..who knows how long it would have taken them to milk a cow and grow the sugar cane, but twenty minutes for what can only be described as something similar to having sex on a pedalo as it was f**king close to water!
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9:59 pm Wednesday, 22nd July, 2015
so THAT'S what they say when we book a room...... |
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10:17 pm Wednesday, 22nd July, 2015
Hmm, seems that way....spose its their only interesting part of what is probably a very boring day.
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10:54 pm Wednesday, 22nd July, 2015
At the risk of damage to my self imposed sense of Sweetness and Innocence, I off up a few more suggestions.
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6:42 am Thursday, 23rd July, 2015
Eroticgoddess,
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12:20 am Saturday, 8th August, 2015
Ok, i admit it, i am homeless...
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10:50 am Saturday, 8th August, 2015
Welcum....sorry, didn't mean to imply that "we" have gone this route. God forbid, I don't meet for anything but a drink! A coffee might be nice sometime? but maybe not in a hotel lobby. Let's add biscuits to include food in this blog, too. |
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11:48 am Saturday, 8th August, 2015
Hell yes S&C best have a 'costa'. I know a Big Garage with a Big Truck that has a shopping mall that happens to have a good coffee shop. Oh no that's right it's vanished haha. So Indepth & SSG will have to start building it again hahaha ;-) |
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12:29 pm Saturday, 8th August, 2015
Dont get me started on those bloody starbucks or costa alotta money! You can keep all of those naff chain coffee shops.
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9:32 pm Saturday, 8th August, 2015
OOOOOH ROGERING. We all need some.
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1:50 pm Sunday, 23rd August, 2015
Roger, where did that come from?
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