Im wondern if I shd clean up or play with myself.
Decisions. Decisions.
btw
Wd u rather hv woman in bedroom or kitchen?
regardless,
I'm of the opinion that
Masturbation is the key to successful marriage.
How to know if you are a suitable candidate for masturbation
Enjoys parties for one
Selfish and SELF indulgent
Likes to talk to self
Favourite game is Solitaire etc.
What your score means:
If you’ve said yes to 1 above you are good for/at masturbation
2 You are an expert
5 no one like you can do it like you do. Go on, please yourself!
Give yourseld a tap on the shoulder.
Nice going!
now,
join me on the
---Dr's Couch - what she says and what it means
/what he thinks she means to say
/what he says and what it means
- xpressions used in sex and what t translates to as
- we're not in touch with ea otrs feeelings
ts orgy's overcrowded
- u don't kiss me anymore
u prefer fucking to blow
- we dn't come TWO gether any more
u prefer 3-somes
- we're going our seperate ways
he prefers anal and I pussy
