Ignore this - just trying something out of curiosity...

psavour, that is not an acceptable excuse. I want you to go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

Well they only do the basics on the NHS these days. I don't think you can afford my fees so off you go, back into the corner. Good boy!

We've all felt that way before, psavour

Baby only came out of the corner to get down and dance. You can come out of the corner if you put on a pretty pink tutu and dance for all of us. Don't put your heel down!

Seriously? I have been sadly misinformed. My understanding was that Friday nights, you wear a black tutu with purple sequins.

Apologies for the lengthy delay in responding....I had to take a few days leave from the site and do things in the word.

Now where were we? Oh yes...puppies...um, actually let's not start with the puppies...whether roaming free or kenneled in lace....ahem.

"sweet child"...excuse me, but I'm only a few years younger than you! Don't try that talking down stuff with me. I'll get out my stilettos PLUS stand on a step stool. Then I'd like to see you try to talk down to me whilst craning your neck awkwardly to see me. HA!

Delorean? Irene Cara? I'm thinking leg warmers....and time for a Tuesday mash up:

First when there's nothing, but a slow glowing dream
Tougher than diamonds rich like cream
Stronger than a bad girl's dream
Take your passion and make it happen
It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
What a feeling, being's believin!
That's the power of love.