Dangerous Liaisons.........

Lishy, that don't make sense, or am I totally missing something lol xx

Lol, of course I do. You'd be disappointed in me if I didn't!

I have to elaborate slightly because I've painted a gruesome scene, and it's unfair on a lovely lady to do so. It was my body thumping against the ground while we where intimate that caused the damage, although buried deep in her loveliness, there was no WWE involved at the time. It was innocent sexual momentum! Although yes, I've had sore jaws in the past from from a female lost in pleasure. And no, I don't think there's a better place to be!

Where's all the songs? xx

Don't you hate it when they miss half yr blog out! 'Its unfair on such a lovely lady to paint such a gruesome picture.' Why did they miss that out!!!!

Wow DD, you know me far too well! Kudos for Zeppelin xx

Apparently it hurts when a long, nicely manicured fingernail accidentally pokes a testicle.
What? It was an accident!

Jeez, you men are such babies ;-)

Jeez, I never cried, honest! :0)

I was almost suffocated once too lol, just thought I'd drop that in...

Lol, why would I want to give up collecting llamas? xx

My cousin Harry could lay claim to the ultimate physical trauma were he around to tell the tale.
He was deep in the throes of copulation with his secretary,when he suffered a fatal heart attack and found himself joining the choir invisible earlier than he expected.
At his funeral there was a lot of tut-tutting from elderly female relatives,counter-balanced with plenty of " Good old Harry,that's the way I want to go ! " from the guys present.

Gillibean. Thighs cracking walnuts ? No thanks ! It's cost me a fortune replacing broken glasses when I've done that !
On the other hand,I could always wear my contact lenses ! xxxximg src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif"

"accidentally pokes a testicle...."

Yeah right.

Not sure about human damage but a chum of mine from way back was mightily hurt in another way - he was merrily giving his floosie of the moment the good news in the front of his MGA and for whatever reason had not bothered with the condom. Instead he intended to withdraw and let her see the results of all her good work (we are kind like that we chaps). She however was getting into the spirit of things though and when the time started to arrive was pushing back so hard that he could not withdraw without ramming back against the dash of the car, bending it and imprinting "MG" backwards on his arse. Not only did he hurt himself but he damaged (rather expensively as I recall) his car and was left with a few anxious weeks of uncertainty before the "all clear" was declared (no such things as over the counter pregnancy tests back then)

Anyway back on subject I must admit that sometimes a nice rough and physical encounter is a damm good thing.

Apart from my recent reference to getting water-boarded by an over-zealous (fake) squirter, I can definitely attest to Curvy's carpet burns. Some carpet materials definitely have less traction than others, and as a result my knees and elbows have required unguents and sticking plaster on a number of occasions.

Chronic neck ache is also a side-effect of "breathing through your ears for hours", and every guy is probably familiar with the fact that a night of strenuous thrusting tones up the trunk muscles better than circuit training :-)

I'm just wondering whether perhaps H&S should issue some guidelines on "safe sex" - and I'm not talking about the type afforded by rubber :-)

"accidentally pokes a testicle.. "

I'm an evil bitch ... mwahahaha