Halloween season...
And I am always the one who endures merciless pisstaking because I stick to my girlie alcopops, stay sober, end up doing all the washing up and general tidying, makes sure everyone who decided to do vodka shots are nicely tucked up with a sick bucket nearby, then sneaks out the door while everyone sleeps, before waking up without a hangover.
At funerals, I am the one who makes all the tea and does the washing up. I find it an easy way to stop me from sobbing in a corner and makes it easier for everyone else.
I suspect that if I ever went to an orgy, I'd be the one tidying up the used condoms, wiping up the jizz, not getting even a feel up, and asking people WILL YOU HAVE A CUP OF TEA as they recover from each orgasm.
Didn't even get a shag at the weekend as Sausage passed out upstairs while I was doing my bloody housekeeper impression.
Parties. I think I'm doing them wrong. Please tell me I'm not the only one.
#TypicalVirgo
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12:25 pm Tuesday, 4th November, 2014
Hey, we could have our own party, i guarantee you get laid. xxx |
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1:04 pm Tuesday, 4th November, 2014
Ok, Ok, we can have all that too. :) |
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1:10 pm Tuesday, 4th November, 2014
Lilleth, Sounds like you should try nursing -- A & E Fridays and Saturdays Nights. |
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8:14 pm Tuesday, 4th November, 2014
I'm usually found drinking tequila shots at parties, just before revealing my party trick ... |
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9:16 pm Tuesday, 4th November, 2014
Just a silly sausage Lilith I reckon, do you make the bed after a shag BTW? and Do all Virgos feel the need then, to tidy I mean lol |
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10:12 pm Tuesday, 4th November, 2014
lithuainians!!!!!!img src="imagesadultemoticons007.gif" |
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6:34 pm Wednesday, 5th November, 2014
Wilf, the detail would shock you. img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif" |
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7:35 pm Saturday, 8th November, 2014
Pass the remote please Frisky, after all us Gemini's are not greedy!! ;-) |
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2:51 am Wednesday, 3rd December, 2014
Aww Gilli', I'm a Gemini and I protest. |
