Boiler inspected ... by female engineer!

Of all the luck! The annual central heating boiler inspection was carried out by a female engineer. (She was quite nice but that's besides the point). Lisa was dressed in her flashing clothes and, if she'd been bi-curious, we could have let the situation play out but, she's not, so I had to step in and be sensible. Lisa stayed dressed, and in the study out of sight, until the engineer left and then I told her about the alarm engineer coming to visit us next Wednesday ... little does she know that this is a spoof and she might get more than she bargained for when she 'accidentally' flashes. The morning wasn't totally wasted as we ended up in a frenzied shag before I had to go back to work. (Lisa has had quite a few offers of visitations by imposter engineers and maintenance men offering to inspect or otherwise service ... I didn't realise that the readership were so well qualified ... hee hee).

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