Stilettos and Servile Slavery:
The blurb ...
"A beautiful, rich and exquisitely dressed woman strutted into an expensive city shoe boutique just before closing time. There are many things to be discovered about this beautiful woman and those who serve her. Things that might be better left well and truly alone unless, of course, you intend to become hers ... forever."
Chapter 1: Shoe Shopping
STOP! I can't do it!
... puts down pen and stops writing.
Some of my fellow bloggers are really creative writers and regularly entertain the rest of us with their short stories. Being one of the few regular bloggers who hasn't posted an erotic tale of female submission and or male dominance, I thought I'd give it a go so I spent some time drafting an outline of a brief erotic tale with a bdsm theme in the style of yours truly; something a little different.
After coming up with a cheeky plot and the first chapter which focused on female domination rather than the usual male dom and female sub scenario, I gave up mid-flow. Just gave up! No matter how many funny one-liners I tried to include, I just couldn't do it. I just can't write about something that doesn't inspire or amuse me.
I'm not sure what it is about the whole sub dom 'thing' (that's a technical term) that turns me off.
Ok, so at this point, you are probably making a number of assumptions about me, so let me explain ...
Pulp Fiction is one of my favourite movies of all time and I've watched it many, many times. Fifty Shades of Grey is a shitty, badly written book that I've read twice (all of them). What do they have in common? Well, despite their strikingly different backgrounds as figures of cultural significance, both Quentin Tarantino and EL James would have each and every one of us believe that in order to enjoy the amazing thing we call sex you've got to have a bedside cabinet full of ball-gags, anal toys, horse riding crops and have dominance and submission dynamics as a regular feature in our daily lives. Oh, and you also have to be either depraved or deprived in order to be attractive to the opposite sex.
So the archetypes here range from sympathetic (the handsome, rich, sensitive, dark and emotionally scarred Christian Grey) to downright outrageously evil (the infamously creepy Zed), but the basic message is the same ... if you like getting freaky in the bedroom, a lift, a pawn shop (watch the movie) or anywhere else for that matter, you’re really just kind of 'fucked up' on some level.
Ok, so I"ll admit to liking occasional freaky fun and games in the bedroom; the usual ones where one of you takes the lead etc ... yeah, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Actually, I think if you're in the mood this is really hot, hot, hot ... and I'm not fucked up on any level (honestly). Now don't get too excited, I'm not talking the 'cuff me naked to a wooden cross in front of a room full of people and lash me into submission' type games. Some of you may think that my idea of 'taking the lead' type games are somewhat 'vanilla' for many tastes.
Does that make me boring? I don't think so ... I just know what I like.
So that's why I think the current trend for over the top 'bdsm stylie' novels and movies (yes, there's a 50 Shades movie on its way) is getting beyond a joke. Jeez, you can't even get a free e book from that well-known site that shares it's name with a tropical rain forest without a helpless female, a pair of handcuffs, a butt plug and a leg spreader in the prologue.
I think sex is good. I think sex is great whether it's with bacon butties, Nuttella, jellybabies, riding crops, or (shock horror) nothing at all, thank you very much. It's great despite of all its fucked-up weirdness and everyone needs someone who can handle their kinky darker side, but let me tell you this ... hell will freeze over before you find me calling some cock with a cock 'Master'.
Don't get me wrong, I try not to judge those who are into bdsm in a big way (there's room for us all on this happy planet) and it's just fine and dandy if you enjoy watching bdsm type movies (and porn) or reading books from that genre. I genuinely don't think you're odd just because you get turned on by a different shade of kink than I do, but in my humble opinion, this over the top 'Hollywood hype' where this "sexy equals kinky and kinky equals fucked-up moral deprivation, female humiliation and torture shit" should stop right now because a) I think it's getting kind of boring now and b) I think it's getting kind of boring now and c) I think it's getting kind of boring right now and d) I think I'm boring myself right now.
Right ... where did I put those handcuffs? Bring out the gimp!
7:44 am Thursday, 22nd May, 2014
A risky and dare i say it controversial blog Luv2. |
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9:33 am Thursday, 22nd May, 2014
Ah, but you see I didn't say I don't enjoy reading it; far from it. As a matter of fact, I have spent two days reading many, many wonderful and creative tales written by a very talented on-line friend (you know who you are). Also, you may have noted from my blog above that I read Shades of ... twice and I'm secretly dancing at the thought of a Shades film. |
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12:50 pm Thursday, 22nd May, 2014
Ooo, you're so right Gilli. I love sticky buns, especially fruity Belgian Buns. |
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10:26 pm Thursday, 22nd May, 2014
Luv2, 'wont ever call some cock with a cock , master' |
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6:20 am Friday, 23rd May, 2014
Frisky, It's 6am and I'm calling for the Gimp and you're nowhere to be found!! Come out, come out wherever you are and accept your punishment. Shyboy's waiting patiently ... he's been sitting in the box for hours and now he's all stiff. |
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6:35 am Friday, 23rd May, 2014
MsGeil, shoes excite me too and yes, I am rather naughty and deserve a quick visit to the naughty step, but I'll have to decline the ball gap I'm afraid. It just won't match my shade of lipstick. |
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6:49 am Friday, 23rd May, 2014
Gingered, there were so many other actors that could play that role. No doubt it's going to be a flop ... |
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7:02 pm Friday, 23rd May, 2014
BDSM eh? |
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5:33 am Saturday, 24th May, 2014
Luv2Suc. A scholarly piece of work,may I say.I decline to comment further, having always considered that the areas of shoes and confectionery are the exclusive province of the fairer sex and having been told in the past,that my opinions have no validity,being male. |
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6:11 am Saturday, 24th May, 2014
Fetch, "always considered that the areas of shoes and confectionery are the exclusive province of the fairer sex and having been told in the past, that my opinions have no validity,being male." |
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6:18 am Saturday, 24th May, 2014
Luv2Suc. ..and being the epitome of all that is the very best in the female sex, I have no doubt that you will go on...and on.....and on ! |
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6:27 am Saturday, 24th May, 2014
Pick up logs? Is that some cruel, torturous form of military exercise regime or a euphemism for something entirely different? I'm almost afraid to ask :-) |
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6:29 am Saturday, 24th May, 2014
As I am of you Fetch ... Mwah xx |
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10:21 am Saturday, 24th May, 2014
OOoooo Luv2 what a lovely thought |
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2:29 pm Saturday, 24th May, 2014
Ok Sunshine, I'm willing to share if you promise to hand him back unharmed and intact.
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3:41 pm Saturday, 24th May, 2014
Of course Sensual ... An 'all hands on deck' approach will be so much fun. |
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4:38 pm Saturday, 24th May, 2014
You don't have to imagine Frisky; you can come and join us. We know you want to ... |
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11:02 pm Saturday, 24th May, 2014
Frisky, fair Pissed myself with the grizzly bear droppings etc! Your a gem! |
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12:09 am Sunday, 25th May, 2014
You know what Luv2, it's great to read all these titillating novels (and I have written a few short tales myself) but there is nothing better than sensual sex with someone you are totally in tune with, sure sometimes we both act our fantasies (we decide beforehand what it's to be) but at the end of the day we have a deep understanding of what turns each other on, and sometimes we just snuggle under the duvet - I'm so lucky....still love a ffm 3some though... |
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1:03 am Sunday, 25th May, 2014
Gillibean, with pleasure angel, though I fear it's gonna be sheep's eyes and salted blubber all the way. img src="imagesadultemoticons025.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons025.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons025.gif" |
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9:36 am Sunday, 25th May, 2014
Soo it appears the ladies have a thang for Eton-educated Edward eh?? |
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9:55 am Sunday, 25th May, 2014
Frisky, 'restraining with rope methods'. I like the sound of that. |
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10:06 am Sunday, 25th May, 2014
Rigger the Pimp? Now added to my favoured terms of endearment list :-) |
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10:08 am Sunday, 25th May, 2014
Sassy that should be Pattinson ... Robert Pattinson. |
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11:00 pm Sunday, 25th May, 2014
Bollocks! |