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Tales of a Female Dominant ...

5:34 am Thursday, 22nd May, 2014

Stilettos and Servile Slavery:

The blurb ...

"A beautiful, rich and exquisitely dressed woman strutted into an expensive city shoe boutique just before closing time. There are many things to be discovered about this beautiful woman and those who serve her. Things that might be better left well and truly alone unless, of course, you intend to become hers ... forever."

Chapter 1: Shoe Shopping

STOP! I can't do it!
... puts down pen and stops writing.


Some of my fellow bloggers are really creative writers and regularly entertain the rest of us with their short stories. Being one of the few regular bloggers who hasn't posted an erotic tale of female submission and or male dominance, I thought I'd give it a go so I spent some time drafting an outline of a brief erotic tale with a bdsm theme in the style of yours truly; something a little different.

After coming up with a cheeky plot and the first chapter which focused on female domination rather than the usual male dom and female sub scenario, I gave up mid-flow. Just gave up! No matter how many funny one-liners I tried to include, I just couldn't do it. I just can't write about something that doesn't inspire or amuse me.

I'm not sure what it is about the whole sub dom 'thing' (that's a technical term) that turns me off.

Ok, so at this point, you are probably making a number of assumptions about me, so let me explain ...

Pulp Fiction is one of my favourite movies of all time and I've watched it many, many times. Fifty Shades of Grey is a shitty, badly written book that I've read twice (all of them). What do they have in common? Well, despite their strikingly different backgrounds as figures of cultural significance, both Quentin Tarantino and EL James would have each and every one of us believe that in order to enjoy the amazing thing we call sex you've got to have a bedside cabinet full of ball-gags, anal toys, horse riding crops and have dominance and submission dynamics as a regular feature in our daily lives. Oh, and you also have to be either depraved or deprived in order to be attractive to the opposite sex.

So the archetypes here range from sympathetic (the handsome, rich, sensitive, dark and emotionally scarred Christian Grey) to downright outrageously evil (the infamously creepy Zed), but the basic message is the same ... if you like getting freaky in the bedroom, a lift, a pawn shop (watch the movie) or anywhere else for that matter, you’re really just kind of 'fucked up' on some level.

Ok, so I"ll admit to liking occasional freaky fun and games in the bedroom; the usual ones where one of you takes the lead etc ... yeah, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Actually, I think if you're in the mood this is really hot, hot, hot ... and I'm not fucked up on any level (honestly). Now don't get too excited, I'm not talking the 'cuff me naked to a wooden cross in front of a room full of people and lash me into submission' type games. Some of you may think that my idea of 'taking the lead' type games are somewhat 'vanilla' for many tastes.

Does that make me boring? I don't think so ... I just know what I like.

So that's why I think the current trend for over the top 'bdsm stylie' novels and movies (yes, there's a 50 Shades movie on its way) is getting beyond a joke. Jeez, you can't even get a free e book from that well-known site that shares it's name with a tropical rain forest without a helpless female, a pair of handcuffs, a butt plug and a leg spreader in the prologue.

I think sex is good. I think sex is great whether it's with bacon butties, Nuttella, jellybabies, riding crops, or (shock horror) nothing at all, thank you very much. It's great despite of all its fucked-up weirdness and everyone needs someone who can handle their kinky darker side, but let me tell you this ... hell will freeze over before you find me calling some cock with a cock 'Master'.


Don't get me wrong, I try not to judge those who are into bdsm in a big way (there's room for us all on this happy planet) and it's just fine and dandy if you enjoy watching bdsm type movies (and porn) or reading books from that genre. I genuinely don't think you're odd just because you get turned on by a different shade of kink than I do, but in my humble opinion, this over the top 'Hollywood hype' where this "sexy equals kinky and kinky equals fucked-up moral deprivation, female humiliation and torture shit" should stop right now because a) I think it's getting kind of boring now and b) I think it's getting kind of boring now and c) I think it's getting kind of boring right now and d) I think I'm boring myself right now.



Right ... where did I put those handcuffs? Bring out the gimp!



Comments
7:44 am Thursday, 22nd May, 2014

A risky and dare i say it controversial blog Luv2.
While I can sort of see what you're getting at (doesn't appeal to me either) I've got to agree with MissG if you dont like it just ignore it. If it floats your boat good luck to you.
While cheesy Hollywood rope restrained bonk busters maybe getting ready to burst onto our screens and every supermarket shelf groans under the weight of slick black covered porno page turners, please remember its just a genre that has always been there and always will. It will pass when the marketing people find the next cash cow ready for exploiting.

Just remember Zeds dead ......

9:33 am Thursday, 22nd May, 2014

Ah, but you see I didn't say I don't enjoy reading it; far from it. As a matter of fact, I have spent two days reading many, many wonderful and creative tales written by a very talented on-line friend (you know who you are). Also, you may have noted from my blog above that I read Shades of ... twice and I'm secretly dancing at the thought of a Shades film.

Just because I have enjoyed reading about it, it doesn't mean I have to enjoy the practise of it. Similarly, I've just finished reading Alston's Between a rock and a Hard Place ... I can't see myself rock climbing in Utah any time soon.

You see, for me, that's the beauty about writing for my own amusement and pleasure. I do it for exactly that reason ... my own pleasure and sod what everyone else thinks; I'm certainly not defensive about it. You can't put your writing in a public arena and then be defensive. If my writing happens to evoke feelings of various sorts in others, that's a bonus. Take this blog as an example. It has created wild assumptions about a variety of things brought about by the feelings of anger, defensiveness and disagreement and (for Sassy), disappointment. Sassy, I'll send you Chapter one (lots of stilettos).

Assumptions ... lovely word.

Even though I do read bdsm themed material, it makes me uncomfortable and point was, I personally, can't bring myself to write (for my own pleasure) about a subject that I have no interest in because I don't fully understand it.

So before you arrange for my public execution, let me say that I don't understand how we are fighting against extremes of this in various cultures around the world yet we are fascinated by the Hollywood versions of it.

I've said before that I'm in no position to judge; few of us are, but in my opinion (if I may be so bold as to have one) is what's wrong with a good old fashioned shag without the use of a ball gag, humiliation, torture and me calling him my Master?

12:50 pm Thursday, 22nd May, 2014

Ooo, you're so right Gilli. I love sticky buns, especially fruity Belgian Buns.
Strange thing is, because I love them so much (Mmm all that lovely fruit), one could assume that I also like fruit scones ... I don't! Can't stand the smell of them.

So for me, in this instance, the 'don't knock it 'till you've tried it' theory doesn't work, but that's ok because we all have different tastes and fortunately there are so many other delicious and tempting alternatives available to us.

I hope that doesn't offend all those skilled bakers or lovers of fruit scones out there. That's the advantage of living in the developed world. We have the freedom to make that choice and the ability to express our opinion on the type of cakes we like to eat.

For all the cake lovers out there, I'd like it on record that I also like doughnuts; The ones with the hole, not the jammy ones.

Chocolate Eclair anyone?

10:26 pm Thursday, 22nd May, 2014

Luv2, 'wont ever call some cock with a cock , master'
what even if his second name is Batesimg src="imagesadultemoticons002.gif" Luv2.
I think if you had written a comedic story to take a 'rise' out of it, so to speak, it could have been very good way to express your feelings on the subject and I for one would have enjoyed the readimg src="imagesadultemoticons012.gif"

6:20 am Friday, 23rd May, 2014

Frisky, It's 6am and I'm calling for the Gimp and you're nowhere to be found!! Come out, come out wherever you are and accept your punishment. Shyboy's waiting patiently ... he's been sitting in the box for hours and now he's all stiff.

6:35 am Friday, 23rd May, 2014

MsGeil, shoes excite me too and yes, I am rather naughty and deserve a quick visit to the naughty step, but I'll have to decline the ball gap I'm afraid. It just won't match my shade of lipstick.

We should all go shoe shopping !!


Sassy and Roger:
I got as far as Chapter 2 in my comedic efforts. After the female dominant role (oops I didn't give her a name), made the manager lay on the floor so she could trap his cock between the heel and the sole of her stiletto while the sales assistant did naughty things to his backside, I decided that enough was enough ... I'm just not creative enough. I lacked the imagination for ways to humiliate and torture him.
If you have any ideas that I should include, please pm me.
Maybe one day I'll finish it; I do hate unfinished work.

6:49 am Friday, 23rd May, 2014

Gingered, there were so many other actors that could play that role. No doubt it's going to be a flop ...
Mills and Boon eh? I like Lee Child (Ooo what I wouldn't do to spend a night with Jack Reacher), well, that was until Tom Cruise made the worst film version EVER!


Sensual, Mac and wonderful Wilf, we should have a cake fest. Mac, no mention of bresticle type cakes with cherries otherwise you'll set Wilf of into his nipple zone and that's not pleasant ;-)
Just a thought ... keeping with the blog theme - who'll bring the nipple clamps for the cherries?

7:02 pm Friday, 23rd May, 2014

BDSM eh?

Not for me - a little light restraint as and when the mood takes meus and maybe a little firm wrist holding. After that its another world.

After having endured "pick up the log" etc etc rather too many times I simply have no interest whatsoever in delivering or enduring anything remotely sadistic.

Right old softie I am.....

5:33 am Saturday, 24th May, 2014

Luv2Suc. A scholarly piece of work,may I say.I decline to comment further, having always considered that the areas of shoes and confectionery are the exclusive province of the fairer sex and having been told in the past,that my opinions have no validity,being male.
However in an effort to redress the balance in some way,I am in the draft stage of writing a book for men entitled " Fifty Sheds Of Grey ". Any fellow who has been subject of nagging or having his ear chewed off,will appreciate the value of this Sanctum Sanctorum at the end of the garden !

6:11 am Saturday, 24th May, 2014

Fetch, "always considered that the areas of shoes and confectionery are the exclusive province of the fairer sex and having been told in the past, that my opinions have no validity,being male."
... At last, a man who is willing to please and a thespian too. You've inspired me to improve the character (shop manager) in my little story.


50 Sheds sounds like fun. EL James has given us plenty to poke fun at.

Nagging, NAGGING?
We don't nag: We supervise; mentor; guide; inform ... I could go on.



6:18 am Saturday, 24th May, 2014

Luv2Suc. ..and being the epitome of all that is the very best in the female sex, I have no doubt that you will go on...and on.....and on !
( but I'm still very fond of you xx )

6:27 am Saturday, 24th May, 2014

Pick up logs? Is that some cruel, torturous form of military exercise regime or a euphemism for something entirely different? I'm almost afraid to ask :-)



Ooo, talking of military, that reminds me... Lee Child's Jack Reacher character was destroyed by the movie. As much as I like Tom Cruise films, he's certainly no Jack Reacher. Reacher was an ex mp; tall, rugged, tough, loved the outdoors and knew how to please the ladies.

I now feel bad for declaring my thoughts on him earlier. Bear Grylls would be so upset to hear I would consider taking another to my bed :-)
Decisions, decisions ... Reacher v Grylls (she says weighing up the pros and cons)

Oh sod it ... Perhaps they could both be my sex slaves, just for one blissful evening. What? I'm not greedy, I just know what I like.
Three in a bed with Reacher and Grylls ...

6:29 am Saturday, 24th May, 2014

As I am of you Fetch ... Mwah xx

10:21 am Saturday, 24th May, 2014

OOoooo Luv2 what a lovely thought
Mmm Reacher and Grylls......
Although i would tend to focus ALL my attention on the rather deliciously tasty MR Grylls both in the "Shed" or in a bed MMmmm

2:29 pm Saturday, 24th May, 2014

Ok Sunshine, I'm willing to share if you promise to hand him back unharmed and intact.
You'll be taking your life into your own hands infiltrating Fetch's sanctum Santorum to carry out your dirty deeds though.

In the meantime, I'll take Reacher in the bed. Or, should that read: I'll let Reacher take me in the bed?
Either way ... bring it on!

3:41 pm Saturday, 24th May, 2014

Of course Sensual ... An 'all hands on deck' approach will be so much fun.

I really need to use my spell checker!

4:38 pm Saturday, 24th May, 2014

You don't have to imagine Frisky; you can come and join us. We know you want to ...

That makes five, so far ;-)

11:02 pm Saturday, 24th May, 2014

Frisky, fair Pissed myself with the grizzly bear droppings etc! Your a gem!

Am off to Iceland in a week's time with a friend that would make 'Mr Grylls' look like an ice cream sales man! Dark Ex military, mountain climber, ski instructor, cave and survival guy, 'real bad ass stuff' Have an odd feeling that my menu is going to be quite unusual!
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12:09 am Sunday, 25th May, 2014

You know what Luv2, it's great to read all these titillating novels (and I have written a few short tales myself) but there is nothing better than sensual sex with someone you are totally in tune with, sure sometimes we both act our fantasies (we decide beforehand what it's to be) but at the end of the day we have a deep understanding of what turns each other on, and sometimes we just snuggle under the duvet - I'm so lucky....still love a ffm 3some though...

1:03 am Sunday, 25th May, 2014

Gillibean, with pleasure angel, though I fear it's gonna be sheep's eyes and salted blubber all the way. img src="imagesadultemoticons025.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons025.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons025.gif"

9:36 am Sunday, 25th May, 2014

Soo it appears the ladies have a thang for Eton-educated Edward eh??

Girls you might like to use a well-known search engine to look up a much nicer and all together much more interesting and rugged fell by the name of Monty Halls (yes I know it sounds like a made up name but it isn't!!)

Now far be it from me to pimp anyone but if its a proper rugged but thoroughly lovely fella you like then he fits the bill perfectly.

There are others though!!

9:55 am Sunday, 25th May, 2014

Frisky, 'restraining with rope methods'. I like the sound of that.
How was it phrased earlier ... ? "A little light restraint and firm wrist holding". Mmm Mmm - Jeez, I'm such a walking contradiction I shock myself some days :-)


MYS, I can't believe you would compare cuddly Edward G to a nice-cream salesman. Deeply wounded here ...


Newme, thank you for stopping by and leaving a comment. I'm with you all the way with your views.
Who doesn't love a snuggle under the duvet?


Sassy, Alex Cross ... sooo would! Hot Hot
Films rarely live up to the book in terms of storyline and characters. Not sure why or how so many film makers who base their films on novels can get their choice of actors so wrong. The recent exceptions that spring to mind are Bradley Copper (Limitless and Dark Fields) and, in mho, Robert Patterson (Twilight). Also think Leonardo in The Great Gatsby is worth a mention too.

10:06 am Sunday, 25th May, 2014

Rigger the Pimp? Now added to my favoured terms of endearment list :-)

Nowt wrong with being Eton-educated, especially when you smell of the great outdoors and named after a cuddly toy.
When the asterisk fairies 'do their thaang', I'll google him. I hope he's worthy of being included in my menu of fantasy hotties.

10:08 am Sunday, 25th May, 2014

Sassy that should be Pattinson ... Robert Pattinson.
x

11:00 pm Sunday, 25th May, 2014

Bollocks!

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