It sounds like fucking poetry?

If this blog has offended you in any way, either in part of whole, I'd just like to say:
Forgive me for my apparent rudeness, it was most uncivilised of me. Now F@#k***f !

Only joking ... as if I would say such a thing :-)

Call me "old school", but if I were on a date and the over-dinner conversation was strewn with invective and expletives from my lady companion, I would find it a massive turn-off.

Sure, everyone swears from time to time, and I agree that it has shock value in terms of directness, especially when coming from someone who rarely swears, but if it becomes part of one's regular vocab, then to me it says that a person's self-expression skills are a tad handicapped.

Yes I use "fuck" on occasion too but it's either said to myself if I do something stupid, among a bunch of male peers in a bar, or in the erotic sense if I'm engaged in sexual activity. I certainly wouldn't trot it out willy-nilly in mixed company. The "C" word is complete anathema to me (sorry Lilith :-) It's just ghastly.

So yeah, for a lad brought up on a northern council estate, perhaps my vocab is above my station :-)

I suppose like most self indulgent things, it's always about time and place and like calorie ridden chocolate, moderation. Never in front of the children. I just love to wind my parents up ... I'm such a disappointment.

I never use the Cu or Tw words. Not because I care that people see me as a sparkly, squeaky clean and swear free member of the happy planet, but because I reserve those words for the most heinous amongst us.

I recall from a much earlier blog the phrase 'Mewling Quim'. That is much better :-)

I will occasionally and without guilt drop the odd 'Fuck me', but can't bring myself to even bring myself to type in full the C and T words. Does that make me a hypocrite?

For anyone who likes a good fucking singalong may I recommend Super Furry Animals - The Man Don't give a Fuck!.

It's very liberating to be singing "You know they don't give a fuck about anybody else" at the top of your voice until you lose your voice or the song fades out.....

It's fucking great!!

Gilli, "I have my sweet & innocent head on today so please inbox me the T one."

A subtle clue:
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with twat :-)

Look what you've done ... you made me say it!

The only time I enjoy hearing a woman say "fuck" is in the context of "Oh please......fuck me" or "Oh fuck......that feels amazing" :-)

Of course there's a case for swearing responsibly and vulgarity is best used only now and again otherwise, as Frisky said earlier, it loses its impact. I suppose whether or not it matters depends largely on what you think the point of swearing is in the first place. On reflection, for me, it's all about impact. I go for the shock factor which is easy to achieve because I don't do it often and NEVER in the workplace. This is surprising when you consider how many fucking dickheads, cockwankers, tits and arseholes I work with.

Fuck is still a firm favourite ... it just rolls off the tongue ;-)

To be fair Skebbie, I'm sure lots of girls would agree that's the most enjoyable time to use it. I don't go for the shock factor here though ... as I say, it just kind of rolls of the tongue without thought, prompt or prior consideration of any consequence.

Gilli, I fuckin' knew that you fuckin' knew that really. haha that made me laugh.




Stargirl, have you ever swore within earshot of anyone else? Believe me, I was also brought up in a household where swearing was banned, a rule my parents just about managed to maintain until I was in my mid-teens, when they cracked one day and I overheard my Dad use a word I care not to repeat.
As a result of that early prohibition, I’ve never quite been able to shake the idea that swearing, when used at the right time in the right place is ok and I’m grateful for that. I'm grateful that I have that choice.

Sensual, I agree, shocking, but it's so funny. Also, I should have said after your comment earlier: 'Wanna fuck' when asked as a question is sometimes music to my ears. It has the same effect on my ears that a bacon bitty has on my tastebuds. Mmm ...

Oh, fucketty, fuck ... That should read butty, not bitty.
Bacon butty!

Fuckin' autocorrect!!

As with most things Luv2 timing and place and moderation is everything, fuck is one of the most direct and useful words available but misuse and overuse merely reduces the impact of the word which is its most noteworthy factor.As in when someone is giving you an earful, merely smile until they have finished and then say excuse me, but I think you must have got me mixed up with someone who gives a flying FUCK and such like. Now if this comes from someone who you have never heard say the word FUCK before, this its impact is ten times ten in effect lol

Exactly Roger!

Note to self: Add 'flying fuck' to my list.

Haha, what a great blog.

I'm with DrPepe too, I once heard Joanna Lumley say "Ohh fuck that!! " on TV years ago and I had an instant hard on, lol..
I nearly shagged the telly.

Hmm well i have to say i only use the "F" word in highly charged sexual moments as a request or a command or moments of sheer anger (which are not offten,i am rather a calm person);-) Deffo never would i say the "C" word i find that word not just vulgar but vile!

I grew up with the threat of a bar of soap being pushed into my mouth or that i would have to drink a glass of salt water if i dared to swear. I once got punished, i didn't make the mistake of being caught again though it didn't stop me thinking them. I just used to say the words inside my mind.

Jeezo the things inside my mind i sometimes wonder where they came from and not just words may i add. But oh my, sometimes it is so enjoyable when i just let those thoughts,desires and words flow free in the right place at the right time ;-)

Slow4, even the Pope managed to do this in front of the masses. Remember the Italian word for 'example' is casso, not cazzo (which means fuck). I bet confessionals in Vatican City were busy that night.


Ah Sunshine, the angry swear word! A fuck said in anger can have such a cathartic effect.

OK well I confess that after a lifetime of being surrounded by soldiers who are incapable of communicating without resort to every anglo saxon curse imaginable I tend to save my expletives in general and my fuck in particular for the moments when it will cause maximum effect (harvest festival that sort of thing)

That way I maintain the value of the word rather than see it relegated to the verbal padding area along with "y'know" and "well er". That said I am prone, when having my generally relaxed demeanour threatened by some twerp or jumped up little hitler (or hitleresse) to utter my fave of the moment: "I am sorry but I think you are confusing me with someone who gives a fuck"

Its a fine word though - battle winning and proper.

Right. Fuck anyone??

Ohh right Luv2.. lol.. mind you, I'd believe anything of catholics.. and I was raised as one! Ugh.. (shudders...)

Thankfully swear words are uncommon in the blogs and when they are used, I've found it's usually for comedic value. Surprisingly, there isn't much in the chat room either (not sure why I find that surprise).

There's just something about social media that seems to take free speech and etiquette to another level. Apparently, the word Fuck accounts for thirty five percent of the swear words used on Twatter which is shocking. They're just spoiling it for the rest of us who like to use the word for serious and very special effect.

#TheyNeedToFindAnotherFuckingWordToUse

I'm sorry but I think that punctuating a sentence with this word,exhibits a lack of verbal skills I much prefer to use the correct word rather than the vernacular.Let me give you an example. " I met this fucking girl, she was fucking lovely.We went to the fucking pub and had a few fucking drinks.After,we got in the fucking car and fucked off to my place.I took her up to the fucking bedroom.....and we had sexual intercourse ! "
I trust I make myself clear,if not you can perform coitus with yourself,for all I care !img src="imagesadultemoticons014.gif"

GingerRed. Knowing your musical skills and fine soprano voice, I have an ideal role for you in my new musical " Fiddler's Fuck On The Roof "........I hope you don't mind heightsimg src="imagesadultemoticons016.gif"

And now,in order to turn your minds to the beauty of the English language and to learn an appreciation of the heritage of golden subtleties and nuances bestowed upon us by our forefathers,I should like to recite a few lines,penned by one of our outstanding writers and poets.
There was a young lady from Bude
Who danced on the stage in the nude.
One night from out front,
A man shouted " C*** ! "
Just like that ! Right out loud !
Fucking rude !

My favourite "limited vocab" example is:
"The fuckin' fucker's fucked!" which when translated means "It appears that this annoying appliance is no longer functional."

Wilf, Wilf, Wilf ... what are we going to do with you? Only you can get away with saying that ;-)

To put you out of your nipple misery, I'm giving my Avatar a makeover. You'd better look quickly ... 24hrs tops!

x

My Avatar refuses ...
What can I say? She's shy ;-)

Luv2sucU, far be it for me to correct your Italian, but 'example' Is 'caso' and 'cazzo' is dick as in 'testa di cazzo' - Dickhead, 'fare l'amore' is to make love and fottare is to fuck.xx

... is off to write letter of complaint to both Daily Mail and the BBC. Journalism just isn't what it used to be.

Shyboy, get in there. You could do a much better job.

Oh heck. I am having a small riggermoment - there is a lady on here who can talk dirty in Italian......

Si rigger10, proprio cosi.x

PC - 40 years in Italy and 'cazzo' is used for 'fuck' I've obviously been mixing with the wrong people!!!

Ah, my favourite Italian friend to the rescue. Grazie - I thought I had imagined it.
Porky, I think you should post more Italian profanities ... even with an imagined Italian accent they sound so flippin' sexy.


Any other translations out there?
Contributions welcome, especially from Spanish members ... Woohoo phwoarrr ....

... is looking forward to having an opportunity to say "Cazzo che bello" in my most sexy voice.
... is frantically practicing Italian accent

My efforts may be wasted, but who gives a cazzo?




Sensual, now you've got me. I'm fresh out of ideas ... any good (I mean interesting) suggestions?

I can't believe what I'm reading on here and originated by you of all people luv2. This juvenile outpouring of expletives for comedic entertainment value. My entire world has been shaken to the core to read luv2's potty mouthed recantation.

English is a language which has developed over hundreds of years into a rich expressive language spoken world wide yet you people seem to think it amusing to reduce it to it's lowest form. Your like children round the back of the school bike shed's trying to look cool and grown up by smoking and swearing. Well I've got news for you, you don't look cool or big or clever you just show yourselves up as the intellectually stunted human beings you are.

You should all read more and learn to expand your vocabulary and be more creative with your expression. People like you make me sick you fucking cunts.

I could reach for the google translate (who would believe my mum was Italian and I can hardly speak a word of it) but I won't.

I will settle for "proper cosy" instead..

Allora PC (tu sei Italiano per caso), will write this in English in reply to your Italian blog, I accept that in that sense 'Che cazzo' does mean 'what the fuck' I had taken Luv2's blog too literally, sorry Luv2.xx

For me going back to the original use of swearing. The best I can come up with - which I also hope is grammatically correct

Fuck off your fucking fucker.

Adjective verb and adverb (not so sure about Adverb!!!!)

xx

Ealish, only one thing to say to you :
#*@!@#! :-)

I don't like it when folks (usually my Mom) tell me it isn't necessary to swear. FFS, I know it isn't necessary, I'm not fucking stupid! :-) But seriously, it does amaze me how swearing is often considered more offensive than for example, human rights violations, the destruction of our environment or the fact that politicians are screwing up the NHS and crippling our education system with needless bureaucracy.

I find those things offensive and some days, like yesterday, there are just not enough swear words in my vocabulary to get me through the day.

Ok, ok I take the hint. I will add climate change to the list of things that offend me.
Miserable here too by the way :)


Note to self: Google weather bollox (just curious)

Oh there you go then ... I'm weak.
She'll flash her boobies for about half an hour.
Fill your boots!!

:-)

Just happy to please Wilf ;-)

She is a bit pale isn't she. Sun conscious ... SPF 30 at least.

Ah Sensual it wasn't as correct as it should have been where instead of the word regurgitation I used the word recantation so rather than looking clever I made myself look like an ill educated copulating vagina! Translate if you like. Teach me to proof read before posting in future.

Ah the old "F" word it deffiently seems to come up quite frequent in today's world, Now call me old fashion! But I do feel there is a time and a place for this word when used......
But somehow when previously having a conversation with a very well spoken upper class female who would just drop out of the blue in the conversation "O FUCK it's raining" Somehow does have a certain 'je nee sais quoi'

Maybe it's a case of use it, But don't abuse it! And deffiently have fun with it!!! img src="imagesadultemoticons007.gif"