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6:15 pm Friday, 7th March, 2014

For those people that didn't know today was National Go Commando Day in aid of MCAC (Male Cancer Awareness Campaign).
Not wanting to be a party pooper I got out my camouflage gear, painted my face and crept into work in a stealthy manner. It was only then that my colleagues explained to my innocent mind just exactly what it really meant. As you can imagine I was extremely shocked but it did get me thinking .....
Just how many people are regular members of the Special Forces? Are you a part time Territorial? Or does the freedom offered not appeal to you at all?
I'm guessing that it's more popular amongst the ladies of the site but realise that I may be wrong...

So stand to attention by your beds you 'orrible lot and lets be having your views.....



Comments
10:36 pm Friday, 7th March, 2014

I really should know not to be so subtle .........

12:36 am Saturday, 8th March, 2014

Joe: Awh can't help myself for not being subtle, So did you dare to go bare under you camouflage gear? Go on JOE please do tell even better as GDU said post the pics lol ;-)

1:33 am Saturday, 8th March, 2014

I once threw an egg at a politician during a demo for an eco cause, but that's about as militant as I ever got (thank god) :-)

5:56 am Saturday, 8th March, 2014

GDU: I think I may have been wearing my Che Guevera cap at the time. Does that improve my macho image ? :-)

8:12 am Saturday, 8th March, 2014

Lol thanks Comrades.... Sounds like we are a right rabble that no one would be very proud of!

SunShine I could tell you if I did but that would break the Top Secret rules.... But you can guess if I tell you it was bloody cold!

Wingit glad the thought of me creeping about isn't too scary ;)

Everyone else is keeping very schtum....hmmmmm

4:42 pm Saturday, 8th March, 2014

Little question if i may:

Do Crotchless Knickers qualify as half commando? ;-)

5:14 pm Saturday, 8th March, 2014

BBWloving: give you points for persistance and the fact that you did look damn good in your uniform

6:25 pm Saturday, 8th March, 2014

I spent a million years in uniform and am still at a loss as to why "going commando" means having no pants on. Most Dettol-badge wearers and steely who dares winners I know need no excuse whatsoever to pop on the little black number and the slingbacks that have had tucked away in their bergans for the last few weeks. So in my very humble opinion going commando should mean a bit of combat cross dressing.

Naked bar anyone??

11:05 pm Saturday, 8th March, 2014

Gulp.......

SunShine I'll let you have that one ;-)

Boof ... I'd be so gutted if you told me you wore big baggy thermals... Or anything else for that matter! And if you ever do get knocked down by a bus the fact that you are or aren't is the last thing you need to worry about!

Freedom for everyone ;-)


11:14 pm Saturday, 8th March, 2014

Not sure you'd find many blokes refusing you that request Gilli ..... ;)

11:37 pm Saturday, 8th March, 2014

We can but hope Gilli ;-)

11:56 pm Saturday, 8th March, 2014

get behind the sofa and show me xxx

12:36 am Sunday, 9th March, 2014

Commando and a zip.

One dangerous combination for us boys.

Sometimes a safety net or to keep up the military terms - you could say a parachute - is best.

Otherwise button flys all the way.
xx

12:54 am Sunday, 9th March, 2014

Gilli: I think the saying originated from the Second world war, although i do believe Americans claim it originadted from the Vietnam war.

8:23 am Sunday, 9th March, 2014

Is that the voice of experience talking Shyman? Agreed that it could be very dangerous after a few too many beverages..... img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"

You ladies don't know how lucky you are....

Now where's this sofa I've gotta have my pat down and strip search behind?

10:02 am Sunday, 9th March, 2014

Never happened to me but to someone I know.

Nasty!!!!

6:19 am Monday, 10th March, 2014

Of course the corollary of this thread is that in going commando in the cause of testicular cancer self-awareness, blokes are also doing wonders for their sperm viability. The little buggers just love to stay cool, which is why they dangle outside the peritoneal space. This means that, arguably, blokes will be a tad more fertile on Commando Day. This obviously needs to be borne in mind if you are having a "risky shag" :-)

Conversely, with regard to the effects of heat, in the pre-HIV era I was once given some advice by a Uni mate who was in the rugby team and full of bravado about never using a rubber. He claimed that "a wank and a hot bath" were all the contraceptive measures a guy needed to take :-)

7:13 am Monday, 10th March, 2014

Fair point well made Stargirl. We will let you off those ....

And yes there was a serious point to the blog that's why I mentioned mcac. Make sure everyone checks and also feel free to donate to a worthwhile cause.

Bit too cold for any miltary manoeuvres today though.

10:03 am Monday, 10th March, 2014

Gdu there speaks someone who has lived in a warm climate for far too long ;)

Lol didn't expect so much encouragement!

Do Eskimos go commando?

11:55 am Monday, 10th March, 2014

Frisky: I've still got 50 cm of snow in my garden after the St. Val's winter storm, and it's cold enough to freeze the balls off the three wise monkeys (who - as everyone knows - are Japanese). So I'm not about to break out the shorts anytime soon :-)

2:01 pm Monday, 10th March, 2014

Shyboy: just had to join CurvyB and have a peek at your profile, so i too must be shallow lol ;-)

9:56 pm Monday, 10th March, 2014

Now that's obviously aussie punctuation - a penis full stopimg src="imagesadultemoticons008.gif"

7:00 am Tuesday, 11th March, 2014

Glad you cleared that up gdu! And going commando while cooking on a barbie probably isn't the most advisable thing to do .......

At least you didn't need a high vis jacket Graham!

8:19 am Tuesday, 11th March, 2014

Wings can you confirm which sainsbugs so I can strategically drop some jelly babies?

Thanks....

8:59 am Tuesday, 11th March, 2014

Yes Im trying to locate that Sainsburys too but I keep getting a message saying that my interests aren't compatible. I had no idea my interests were so esoteric (^_^)

10:03 am Tuesday, 11th March, 2014

Expect a rise in Sainsburys ....... I meant shares!!!

Thats me in a nutshell gdu ... Just its not usually said that politely.

2:24 pm Tuesday, 11th March, 2014

Oh dear: I appear to have been reprimanded, but yes I guess all of us here have some sort of an angle, and I admit I'm......er.... "guilty" as charged (having been "encouraged" by various lady bloggers over the last few months :-). As for aesthetics, I'd like to think that I've attempted to present a set of media that are more engaging than average. Do you think that taking them down would enhance my profile? Any constructive advice is always given serious consideration :-)

2:53 pm Tuesday, 11th March, 2014

Glad to help in your liberation Wingit!

Right im off to every Sainsburys and buying up the Midget Gems!!!!

3:02 pm Tuesday, 11th March, 2014

Oh that's a relief :-) As has often been said on these pages, communication via text can often lead to gross misinterpretations of nuance. I often wish I could address people face to face, which would leave no room for doubt, but such is the nature of sites like this. :-)

3:21 pm Tuesday, 11th March, 2014

Increases the stamina Gilli..... Got any Kendal Mint cake?

12:26 am Wednesday, 12th March, 2014

Mac: so what do you keep in your Sporran? ;-)

1:24 am Wednesday, 12th March, 2014

Wingit: Well in fact I *was* about to offer you an invitation to discuss media aesthetics in greater depth, especially in view of the upcoming congress slated for April. However, as your line seems to be constantly engaged, I was wondering whether you were having some "trouble at your end" (if you'll excuse the music hall facetiousness) :-)

6:48 am Wednesday, 12th March, 2014

Luv2wingit:
Although I've got mostly Scots DNA I've never worn a kilt, but I regularly wear something called a "hakama" to do my martial art. It's a long black full-length pleated "skirt", although it *is* divided at the top for insertion of each leg (i.e. getting both legs through one side only is a no-no). Must admit I've never experienced any state of semi-arousal while I'm wearing it, but the material is smooth, and not coarse like that of a kilt. Perhaps this is to minimize the sudden appearance of a "friction stiffy" that might be detrimental to performance (if that makes sense :-)

4:37 am Sunday, 16th March, 2014

Once upon a time I was a paratrooper in the U.S. Army. These days I wear a kilt in traditional style for special occasions.

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