Finger lickin' good and I'm luvin' it ...

I have forgotten what mine says...hang on let me check..

Ah yes. About right. Not sure about the value of the "strong" bit though, unless you need some sandbags stacking up in amongst carnal bouts.

It seems to work though - up to a point because I am sure that there is a lot more to this than a natty soundbite.

And anyway "insatiably rampant perve" is soooo last year.

You're right about the profiles with one liners and no profiles Curvy. Not sure how they manage it ... but I could have a good guess.


Noticed one this morning that said "Irish Cock lucking for wet pussy". Hmmm, I thought .....


Am I the only one who notices them?



Rigger "insatiably rampant perve". I thought that was sooo this year.



Ronald, you know I perve ;-)

Ronald, just taken another peek at your profile. You have a review: I thought you were saving yourself for me! (sobbing quietly).

Clearly your strap (on) line is working :-)

BBW "no point being anything else as you get found out !!" So true ...

Maybe I should change mine to read erm ....... now let me think ...

Boring old fat bird with big boobs and dodgy internet access! img src="imagesadultemoticons008.gif"

"Strap Line" ? Must make a note of that. Shows you how out of touch I am with "hip UK" vocab. ("Selfie" was another......)

Yes, being an international man of mystery (hahhh!), I suppose mine sums up me and my approach pretty well:-) I'd originally wanted to write simply "Zen and the art of eroticism", but I was forced to add "adult" because I failed to meet the stipulated minimum word count :-)

As for whether it attracts the types I want, I suspect nobody ever reads it because they're too busy perving my photos. Ironically, most of the....er....."action" on display there came about through a "rival site" and not this one :-)

Therefore I was wondering whether I should adapt my Hub strap line to better reflect "British requirements":

"Zen and the art of rough rogering"

"Fun and frolics with a Zen master"

"Massive samurai sword for BBWs"

"Filthy Zen for car park fun"

"Oriental Cumberland sausage frolix"

The possibilities are endless. Perhaps some of you could help me out with this, so that my strap line is more in keeping with the current UK ethos :-)

I worked for a promotion company once and we were promoting the kit kat finger and the strap line was,
IF YOU LIKE KIT KAT, YOU'LL LIKE A THICK CHOCOLATE FINGER!!
not once could we say it with a straight face...loL..xxx

Kirkster ... just wait until Graham reads that. (Graham's the Kit Kat King)


Skebbie, you could try:
Zen master needs FB for his evil twin
Evil twin and his gimp (mwahaha) looking for dogging fun

I like number two; suits you just fiiine ;-)

Porky, "Awww, perfect! would luv2 to explore bigs boobs and dodgy access thinghy"

Call me sometime.
Oh hang on, BT can't fix my telephone line!!

Kirkster, I own up to taking a quick perv at your profile (I'm honest). With the noticeable absence of any willy pics (haha) I was forced to focus on your strap line. Now that's what you call hedging your bets ...


Don't be too offended, I perv at all blogger willy pics ... they're the best ;-)

Even I don't understand what's on my profile.......and I wrote it !!
It has served a purpose though.Those who have responded in positive fashion,tend to understand that it is " tongue-in-cheek " and have a good sense of humour and the ability to read between the lines.Or maybe, they're as off-the-wall as me ! Either way,it doesn't matter and I have had the privilege to encounter some sparkling,witty and intelligent personalities.

"Either way,it doesn't matter and I have had the privilege to encounter some sparkling,witty and intelligent personalities"

That's because you're flippin' gorgeous ... mwah x
but you would be an advertiser's nightmare.

Advertiser's nightmare ? If I put my mind to it I could be even more manic than that prat Barry Scott and his Cillit Bang !
" Wow ! This Cillit Bang has increased my libido by 1000% since I sprayed it on my willy ! It's turbo charged now and if it went any faster it would get a speeding ticket ! "

Cillit Bang sounds as though it could be go-go bar in Pattaya :-)

(No I've never been there; if a bloke my age goes to places like that, he gets knowing winks from the Immigration Officer at the airport, and that wouldn't be good for my image :-)

"Zen master needs FB for his evil twin"

Are you offering? I could throw in a few free "kyudo" lessons and a trip to a hot spring bath :-)

Kirk: You've never going to woo Luv2 unless you put up a willie pic :-)

Is mine accurate? Yes definitely but it could probably be used by 99% of the people on here.
Does it attract the right people? Not sure its even attracts the wrong people let alone the right ones. Any would be nice!
Overall though I think its a pretty good reflection of myself and as Ronseal would say does exactly what it says....

Luv2 likes willies??? Blimey she kept that quiet! ;-)

"Are you offering? I could throw in a few free "kyudo" lessons and a trip to a hot spring bath "
And a pink rope? Oh please say I can have pink rope ...



"You've never going to woo Luv2 unless you put up a willie pic". Hmm ... I'm torn between saying:
"That's just a nasty rumor." or "Aye, 'tis true"

Kirkster, you make up your own mind ;-)

"Oh please say I can have pink rope ..."

They come in a range of pleasing hues, in fact...... :-)

Oi you two, you sneaked those comments in when I wasn't looking.

Joe, you're too modest ... you get lots of visitors to your profile.


Tom, Is that your strap line? "Do you like looking at willy pics?"

But do you? hahah

Heheh, I was talking about Skebbie's 'come in a range if hues'.

I'm just bad ... I need to get my ass to work before I get myself into trouble.

Ian: Very subtly stated ;-)

"Joe your pic was showing as one of the most visited"

Yes.....he's "young" y'see.....(sob, sob.......) :-)

Curvy: Maybe too "informative" for my own good. Great for a perve, but god, who would want to date a guy like that......lol.

CurvyB if that is true I think it must've been due to a serious software fault because I'm certainly not seeing it ...... Feel free to stalk me anytime ;)

Skebbie ..... Young?!?! You're great not been called that for years ... Lol

Graham maybe the naughty step could get sponsored by kit Kat ..... "Take a break....." Better than sponsorship by Finger of Fudge.....

Curvy: Can I interest you in a plaster-cast replica of Dixon, which can be shipped out to you by FedEx at a nominal rate ?

Hmm going to look closely at my strap line and profile as i fear
it could explain some of the rather strange requests i get lol.

I shall admit that i too have had shall we say a perv at some of
the above members profiles. Think it is only manners to admire a
good willy pic now and them, or more often as may be the case.
Would be rude not to lol

Ok ok a willy pic, I'm on it!!!
I'm a busy man you guys
All good things come to those who wait. Lol

I'd best be careful, best not big myself up to much, lol xx

Lol Gilli ...... I'd rewrite the whole thing if that's the responses it brings!!!!!! :D
Forget my earlier comment about the wrong people being better than none! Lol

Hey, I've checked a few profiles
No willy pics?

Skebbei!! Is that right your from Leeds? Xx

"I'd best be careful, best not big myself up to much, lol xx"

Can never have too much of a good thing, I've found :-)

"Skebbei!! Is that right your from Leeds? Xx"

Shan't return the kisses for now :-) I'm not *from* Leeds but I'm in the vicinity for three months of every year. I'm originally a sheep-shagger (i.e. from Cumbria :-)

No returned kisses???
I understand Skeebie, sorry if I moving things along to quickly for you, haha

CB!! Thanks for the compliment ,
Graham, sorry but the KitKat promo was a very long time ago so no stock left,, lol sorry.

So Is it yes to willy pics or not??
img src="imagesadultemoticons008.gif"
It's ok sun shine, I know what your answer is, lol. Xx

Oh and by the Skeebie, the reason I asked about Leeds is because I live in Sheffield, originally from Nottingham but moved to Sheffield 7 years ago.

Catch you later guys, back to work,
Not for long though if this wind keeps up, haha xx

Gilli - I'll go grab my quill and see what comes up.... It may need your approval though ;-)

Here,here CurvyB i second that. Deffo need for more willy pics ;)

Ok you two, I'm blushing!!
Lol'sxx

Now you have me worried Macbloke!! Lol

Much to windy to work!!

Why thanks for the compliment BBWloving but always room for
improvement me thinks lol.

Really!! How sexist is that!! Haha xx

Thanks anyway CB X

Kirkster "Hey, I've checked a few profiles
No willy pics? Skebbei!! Is that right your from Leeds?"



WOT???? You visit Skebbie's profile page and all you can say is "you're from Leeds".
Hahaha, well I suppose there's a first for everything ;-)

Gilli, just going to check joe's profile for evidence of his quill.

Quilltastic !!!

Hard enough Gilli - Feel free to grasp it everyone knows that the quill is mightier than the sword! It's the featherlite touch ;)

CurvyB & Sunshine I'm shocked you're encouraging people to post willy pics!!!! Everyone knows thats Luv2's job! ;)

Sunshine, Curvy - take no notice of Joe. You carry on; this is teamwork at its best.

lol teamwork? Like a wolf pack at its best ;) No escape for you now kirkster!!!

I'm hiding my quill ........

Wolfpack? More like a shark "feeding frenzy" :-)

Mac: You are quite right in saving yourself for the right person. It's good to know there are still a few oases of decorum on this site.

I have degraded myself disgracefully in the public domain, and consequently I have been "ruined" in the eyes of most lady bloggers :-)

noel: Yes it's impossible to Photoshop pics and expect it will go undetected. And besides people aren't stupid - it's usually pretty obvious when pics have been doctored.

I'm also pretty honest, and perhaps that's why I decided to reveal all. It may not be very "romantic" and I know many women are probably put off by a bloke with such an explicit set of pics. However, I'm not looking for women who want to hold hands, watch the sunset, and dream of building a life together :-)

Joe & Skebbie TutTut i enjoy looking a pic from an artistic
point of view lol

Joe: I would have to be a lone wolf as i would prefer to devour
the delights of my prey all to myself ;)

Skebbie: Shark? not me i never bite, nibble only lol

An artistic lone wolf Sunshine .... I'm sure even they prey might not run as fast as usual ;)

Take it as a compliment CurvyB they must've thought you were too good to be true!

Ginger: I've reserved a place on the casting couch for when I come back in the spring :-)

"i enjoy looking a pic from an artistic point of view lol"

SunShine: It was precisely for discerning ladies such as yourself that I prepared my gallery :-) In fact all of them are available block-mounted with picture wires, and can be dispatched for a reasonable fee. Let's face it - they make a nice change from Jack Vettriano :-)

Actually I'm not really sure what "league" I'd place him in. Some of his erotic stuff is quite fetching, but the rest has become so over-exposed in recent years it looks almost like kitsch to me now. No middle class UK home should be without one.....if you know what I mean.

C'mon - fess up. Who's got at least one Jack Vettriano print on the wall ? (Perhaps next to the trio of ducks flying over the mantlepiece :-)

Skebbie: I would much rather have an original than a common mass
produced Pic to grace my wall ;)

Just looking into shipping costs lol.

Curvy: If plaster of Paris is not your thing, I suppose having Dixon cast in carbon-freeze might be one alternative :-)

Ron: (Groan.....) but I vote you the King of the One-Liner :-)

I always loved that bit in "Spaceballs" where "Lone Star" and "Dark Helmet" are comparing the sizes of their light sabres :-)

Iancaisteal, "Luv2 sorry your blog seems taken over."

No complaints here Ian; I am the Queen of Blog Hijacking after all. I'm just sitting as high as mac's moral high ground (to keep him company) watching you all making plasticine models of willies.

Perhaps one or two of you could donate your plasticine efforts to Stormchaser's appeal.

Hmmmm I should have given a LOT more thought to me Strapline

I'm a witness to that skebbie.... Can't consider yourself a real blogger until you've had one hijacked by the chief instigator Luv2 ;-)

I wear my badge with pride :D

Oh dear, has the blog. Oyster been leaving tracks?
Tee hee hee, Skebbie's getting picked on ... for a change ;-)

For the record, I have never been blog oystered. Blog Monstered, yes, but never Blog Oystered.

Darn auto correct!

Famine, DW?

Hangs head in shame ... img src="imagesadultemoticons008.gif"

PDW Pink dancing willy.

"Looking for sexual fulfilment and fun" is it true...yes.

Does it make me sound like some fucking train spotting nerd who's turned up at his first college party in a anorak with a note book in the top pocket wearing glasses explaining to everyone "well it's sensible clothing it was raining outside" and "well how am I expected to see" before trying to convince everyone "but don't let my appearance deceive I really am a fun guy"....most definitely.

Am I going to change it...probably not because:
1. Bearing in mind how well this web site works if I try I'll probably log back in to find my profile now states I'm a Swedish lesbian called Helga
2. I simply can't be arsed.

I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that 90% of the members on any dating site are shallow and only reply to the messages from the people who's pick they like. They even give you the convenience of a one touch button to say your not interested and nobody uses it.

Anyway rant over I'm off to perve over pick of people who'll never respond to my messages.

As for the one line profile pages with lots of guest book entries I'm guessing they are either guys with a single picture of a 12" cock (yes I am fucking envious) or women because lets face it there are that many guys on here in comparison to the women that if your not too picky then a woman on here has plenty of choice.

Gerry, Oh dear, you sound like you need a stiff one ... drink that is.

Where have you been? Missed you over here in Blogland ;-) Ah, I see you've changed your name to Helga. You've been spending all your time in the CDTV chat room haven't you, naughty.
x

I realise that my previous comment probably came across as a touch grumpy but that was not the intention simply a statement of realisation written with a smile on my face.

It can get a little frustrating on here as a guy, not the fact that people aren't interested more the fact that they simply ignore you most of the time. By you I mean me obviously, please don't get the violins out I'm not self pitying I just think it's a little rude. Other than the blogs does anybody else chat?

Is the answer a quality strap line to grab the attention or is it truly a pick of a 10" cock?

I'm quite appreciative of the thanks but no thanks standard reply message then you can move on.

As for the stiff one, that's part of the problem...I'm not referring to the drink!

Where have I been, consumed by Life, others call it work. The Blogs take up so much time to keep up with all the comments it's like a job in itself and at the minute I just can't devote the time much as I would love to.

I keep dropping in from time to time to read many of your humorous comments so to all of you please keep up the good work.

I see you relented and are now a VIP again luv2.

Back to browsing pics before my eyesight goes completely!

Love the autoreply

Helga XX

Ah yes, I'd forgotten about that. It made me laugh (-)
Shhh don't tell anyone or they'll all be sending me messages.

No doubt another lesbian joins the ranks mac