On the subject of feeling horny

On reflection Ronald, you'd probably be best worrying about any time spent with me. I'm talking seriously hazardous ...
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Go Neanderthal. You know it makes sense. The slower stuff is for round two.

Or maybe three.

The trouble is that if Dixon adopts the battering-ram Neanderthal approach, invariably there is much wincing, cries of "Owwwww!!", and shrieks of protest to "slow down". There have even been gynecological accidents :-)

You may have a point there Skebbie, but perhaps he's more in danger of causing an accidental tracheotomy.

Just a thought ;-)

Rigger the caveman.
Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to your cave. Yep, kind of works ... sometimes.

Luv2: You mean from the bottom upwards or the top downwards ? :-)

Are we back to bacon sandwiches?
Agreed though if you'd been arranging and thinking about it for so long would you really be able to control yourself and create a fairytale, love making scene in soft focus? Or just shag each other silly and then let the romance and Hollywood dreams kick in after......
You're right again Luv2 as usual!

Dixon says to tell you that he much appreciates your "likes", and that it makes him feel a lot better knowing that so many of you are sympathetic to the problems associated with his handicap.

By way of clarification my Neanderthal comment was related more to seizing the moment, acting on impulse and letting passion rule, rather than a bash em and bang em approach.

Sometimes slowing down heightens the urge...........

Ah Rigger.....you're backtracking now... :-) I think perhaps Curvy says it all :-)

Oh dear, out of all of my blogs, this one I regret writing the most. I would like to set the record straight:


I'm not into BDSM and don't want my (I quote) "tits bound tight then flogged."

I don't want to be tied up and 'pounded' from behind until I cry out in pain. Any guy who tried this is likely to leave my company minus two bollocks.

No guy will ever 'dom' me. NOT EVER! Do I really seem the submissive type FFS?

I'm not into being hog-tied (WTF!), spitting, peeing or any other messy activity.

To the kn*b who said he'd like to "f**k me until I bleed." I'd like to say .... Actually, I'm not sure what to say; I'm speechless.

I could add a couple more, but it's not worth it. I'm sure you get my drift. Lilith's button of doom has come in handy tonight.


I wrote about lustful, eager need and mutual pleasure, not misogynistic pain and humiliation FFS! Please ... where did I write that I don't want to be treated like a lady?

I find it amazing how a short piece of badly written 'creative writing' (creative is clearly open to interpretation) can attract such a series of unsavoury (in my opinion) characters from out of the woodwork.

Yes, I know ... I suppose I must reluctantly take some of the blame, I did write it after all. So, to avoid this happening again, my next blog will be about pretty fairy princesses dressed in pink silk and diamantés, cute frogs that turn into handsome princes and maybe, for good measure, a wicked witch or evil huntsman with a prerequisite big willy (there's always got to be a willy).


Message from management:
I really should think about declaring this blog officially CLOSED!!

Too late again. But frankly there was nothing wrong with Luv2's blog. In fact it was bang on! The trouble is people will always interpret things according to their desires and fetishes. I never once thought BDSM while reading the blog. I was just imagining us both locked together, writhing fast and furious, desperate to satisfy our lust. Hands roaming hungrily.

Give them an inch Luv2 and theyll take several million light years .......

Well....at least Dixon admitted he had to go easy, and didn't go up the "brute force" path :-)

Ah, y'see........a well brought up girl like you shouldn't be idly straying into the neighbouring ghetto purely out of lascivious curiosity. It's a jungle there.

Better to stay in the nicer locale where ladies wear green wellies and drive Range Rovers, and all the men wear cravats and have pipes clenched between strong white teeth :-)

:-)

Skebbie, you may well mock. I'll have you know my hunters are black, not green.

:-) I hear you ...

Tom, ever read the story of O? A very erotic book about a submissive that left me feeling so uncomfortably sad, angry and confused. Yes, I know it was only a story, but I'm sure there was much truth in it.

Some of you may remember the documentary a while ago “So I Married a Dom” about the story of a 'sir' and his three pets. These women, his pets, didn’t seem unintelligent, so it was just bizarre to me that they were able to look directly in a camera and repeat over and over “out relationship is about trusting my sir to take care of me. We have a deep, profound love, and everything he does, he does to protect me, and make my life as secure as possible. He makes my decisions for me, because he knows what’s best for me.”

WTF!!

Don't get me wrong, taking the lead in the bedroom can be a turn on, but a true subdom relationship goes way beyond what I would call a bit of fun in the bedroom (in my opinion).

I don't judge; we've all got our own weird kinks that turn us on, but I do know that I will never be into the 'sub dom' lifestyle.




Mac, it will never be safe in one of my blogs. You should fear for your life. PS, would you like me to spank your ass?

Luv2. All I can say is hear, hear :-) I think you know my views on the subject by now, so I shan't wade in any further.

Ok Mac, but only if you call me ma'am and promise to say thank you afterwards. x
Something to look forward to now. ... Aah, so that's what anticipation feels like. :-)

Oh, and in the spirit of this blog and because I'm such a walking, talking contradiction, I've changed my profile picture.


Be afraid, be very afraid .... mwhahahah

He seems really keen doesn't he Tom. I hope he doesn't disappoint me :-)

I want him to feel very grateful; can you offer me any tips?

As far as I am concerned subs should be full of steely eyed submariners (I nearly slipped into a seamen double entendre then but managed to resist it) and doms are german cathederals.

I am very much in favour of some gentle mind games and a little variety in respect of who takes the lead (I do like a lady who has her own ideas about what she wants) but the whole ownership thing is ever so slightly alien to me. But I do know those who rate it and as ever, I wish them well, there being a place for everyone here.

Up periscope!

Oo quite pleased now.

When was the last time you saw the word "periscope" on a swingers site??

As long as it's not "endoscope". I'm not very keen on "gyno-cams" either :-)

Really, some people are so touchy (wink wink).
Make mine a cold one.


Noel, Tom, it seems Mac no longer fancies an ass spanking. There's a vacancy!!! Interviews sometime soon.

;-)

Great read, I enjoyed it- thank you :')

That was a good read

I would love to fill ya luv2suc

Tomlin, wouldn't you like to at least know my name first?
:-)

Always sticking to those pesky formalities Luv2!
I suppose you'll be wanting people to talk to you first as well ;)

Haha, good to hear, but I was talking about TOMLIN'S offer "to fill me up".



Formalities, formalities ...

Luv2!!!! Pleeeeeeese keep me in mind when the interviews for an ass spanking are taking place!!!!
I'll bring my CV!!
:)))) xx

Oh and by the way, luv2, such a funny profile, lol ,
And I ok your advice about my profile pic? Haha
Hope you like ;). Xx

Took your advice, lol x

Are you missing the fact that some of the men that are here that you are hooking up with might be married and are not used to such an open and passionate attitude? I'm of the opinion that most married women are very conservitive in the bedroom and want it slow and loving. And that the "training" by our wives is what we causes us to think that's what you want?

Or perhaps I've just embarrassed myself as being sadly missing out on life with an open sexually expressive woman!!!! :)