Apologies in advance - this blog is going to sound a little mean, which is so unlike me. Some of the guys may even be slightly horrified that I can gain so much sadistic pleasure from something which, for them, is likely to be somewhat embarrassing and uncomfortable, but I’m going to put it out there anyway, on the off-chance that some of you not only agree, but also get turned on at the very thought of it.
I like it when he gets a hard-on in public.
I do, I can't help it. I love to see his cock growing hard through his jeans when we’re out and about and it doesn't matter where. We could be sitting in a restaurant, buying vegetables at the supermarket or leisurely strolling through a department store - anywhere.
I'm whispering naughty things in his ear and I like to watch the fabric of his jeans stretching as his eyes wander around to check if anyone can see. He tries to focus on anything he can to make it go away before someone spots it. I continue to whisper inappropriate words to him, encouraging him to grow even more hot and bothered.
You see, the funny thing is, he thinks no one will notice. He thinks he's being subtle and perhaps nobody knows, but as I’m whispering those sweet naughty words in his ear and telling him the details of what I want him to do to me, I’m watching to see that gentle rearrangement of his belt, the careful untucking of his shirt and that hidden movement that tells me he's growing a hard and very uncomfortable public boner.
I’m noticing the hell out of that and I love it.
Vacate that naughty step!
10:22 pm Saturday, 25th January, 2014
Inappropriate words indeed.... |
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10:29 pm Saturday, 25th January, 2014
"sport them with pride." |
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10:38 pm Saturday, 25th January, 2014
Think most of us blokes have been there at one time or another Luv2 and whisper it quietly but most of us like it as well ;) |
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10:55 pm Saturday, 25th January, 2014
Ronald, there's nothing really embarrasing about showing your masculinity. That being said, the good old "tuck it under your arm pit" works well.
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11:00 pm Saturday, 25th January, 2014
Mac, hate to break it to you, but most girls take a look. We know we shouldn't, but that is what makes it such a flippin' turn on. |
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12:31 am Sunday, 26th January, 2014
Curvy, cock watching is a respectable pastime. Finding a hard on is a bonus :-) |
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5:07 am Sunday, 26th January, 2014
Happened to me a couple of years ago on our locsl naturist beach,as a result of being very adjacent to two ladies who were cavorting ( can't think of a better word ) nearby. The lady I was with initally took a rather dim view of my predicament, seeing it as a slight to her ( despite the fact that she had often caused the same re-action). |
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7:49 am Sunday, 26th January, 2014
OK, I think we all get it by now: Luv2 is going through a dick crisis :-) One can only speculate as to the identity of the "He" in this context :-) |
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8:34 am Sunday, 26th January, 2014
I am filled with desire now - I want to be standing in front of the veg displays in Waitrose with Luv2 whispering "kumquat" in my ear whilst gently fondling my butternut squash. |
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9:21 am Sunday, 26th January, 2014
I can see how some may think I am going through a 'dick crisis' (cheers Skebbie). Perhaps the fact that most (if not all) of my blogs contain a willy or two could be seen as a bit of a give-a-way ... or perhaps it's a red herring :-) |
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10:26 am Sunday, 26th January, 2014
Haha BBW, I suspect the weekend shift blog monster wishes he suffers from public erection syndrome. |
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10:43 am Sunday, 26th January, 2014
As a small fruit kumquat have so little to commend them. But the word is a fine one and well worth adding to any list of inappropriate sweet nothings. |
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10:52 am Sunday, 26th January, 2014
Ohh blimey |
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11:08 am Sunday, 26th January, 2014
Glances at keyboard winking.
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12:41 pm Sunday, 26th January, 2014
Ellisb, " ... sure it does not take much teasing from you to get your male companion hot under the collar." |
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1:03 pm Sunday, 26th January, 2014
Lol and have you ever found they have gone to waste Luv2? ....... Nope thought not ;) |
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1:38 pm Sunday, 26th January, 2014
Nope, my efforts are never wasted. I choose my prey very carefully. Although there was this one time at band camp .... |
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5:00 pm Sunday, 26th January, 2014
MsG, "Oh Luv2 you are a naughty naughty girl ..." |
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5:26 pm Sunday, 26th January, 2014
Mm Macbloke...those (males) of us who dabbled in the uniformed art will have experienced the phenomenon known as Convoy Cock, which is exactly what it says on the tin. When travelling in convoy there comes a point where the other personal weapon just wants to stand to attention. |
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5:53 pm Sunday, 26th January, 2014
Anonymous ... or maybe local. Oh sod it, do both!! |
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6:10 am Monday, 27th January, 2014
MsG, it would be the first time you've been caught, I'm sure ;-) |
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8:51 am Monday, 27th January, 2014
Really ladies all this talk of boners! It's making me feel quite hungry........ Must be time for a bacon butty?? img src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif" |
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10:04 am Monday, 27th January, 2014
Wise words suenchris .... Something we can all aspire to. |
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11:59 am Monday, 27th January, 2014
SueChris, that is so true. Incidentally, purple is my favourite colour and I love purple pants (the knicker kind) ;-) |
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12:01 pm Monday, 27th January, 2014
Go4it, you are right, it does make you hungry. Did you manage to get one? |
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1:00 pm Monday, 27th January, 2014
You need a big hairy dog CurvyB .... Will have you back to your normal self in no time ;) woof! |
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1:52 pm Monday, 27th January, 2014
Luv2, I only managed to have the one! Best not get to greedy? I might fill me boots next time?? |
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1:57 pm Monday, 27th January, 2014
If I'm lucky lucky?? |
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4:56 am Tuesday, 28th January, 2014
Tom, aisle three is a delight, it just takes a little imagination. You'd be surprised what you can do with an extension lead, a breville toaster and a hand blender, especially when wearing my black PVC cat suit and thigh length stiletto-heeled boots. |
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5:58 am Tuesday, 28th January, 2014
""You'd be surprised what you can do with an extension lead, a breville toaster and a hand blender, especially when wearing my black PVC cat suit and thigh length stiletto-heeled boots."" Oh luv2 - you have just done it to me now! Just about to go out to a meeting and I am going to be troubled by the above all day. Thank you :-) |
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8:26 am Tuesday, 28th January, 2014
Cat suit eh? Interesting.... |
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9:40 am Tuesday, 28th January, 2014
Rigger - re Convoy Cock - this is out of context, but you're on short arm parade in the morning! |
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10:05 am Tuesday, 28th January, 2014
Curvy, you've misunderstood the purpose of the pegs. Whispering quietly "guy's genitals".
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12:21 pm Tuesday, 28th January, 2014
Elisb, Tom: I no longer allow myself to be bullied into posting pics after the motorbike and leathers episode (whispers so Wilf can't hear). If you have a clever photo app, use my bike pic, colour the leathers red and stretch the image horizontally by an inch or so to add a few dress sizes. That should do it ;-)
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12:23 pm Tuesday, 28th January, 2014
I've seen the phrase 'short arm inspection' on the blogs a few times and just assumed it was some kind of weapons check (?); I mean for real weapons (?); one that fires ammunition (?); a pistol (?) ... oh FFS never mind, I'm sure you get what I mean.
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12:26 pm Tuesday, 28th January, 2014
nothing wrong with the public boner at all. i find it a turn on really......bring it on xx |
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1:31 pm Tuesday, 28th January, 2014
One way to find out Luv2, go up to a policeman dressed in your PVC catsuit and let us know the outcome ... ;) |
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2:27 pm Tuesday, 28th January, 2014
Joe99 I have heard the term "hung out to dry" but I think that is taking things too far lol |
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5:15 pm Tuesday, 28th January, 2014
Joe, clothes pegs: You like the sound of those don't you? Go on, admit it. Don't be shy, we all have our own shade of kink - yours just happens to be pegs. Don't be embarrassed, embrace it. :-) |
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5:37 pm Tuesday, 28th January, 2014
Embrace the peg???? Could pinch a bit... but then again those old wooden ones!!! Phwoaaarrr now we're talking!!! |
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7:33 pm Tuesday, 28th January, 2014
Shymike, "nothing worse than a raging h*rd on in leathers" |
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7:36 pm Tuesday, 28th January, 2014
A stiffy in Morecambe eh??? |
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7:50 pm Tuesday, 28th January, 2014
Is it the medication? |
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6:18 am Thursday, 30th January, 2014
Thanks SueC, got a couple of weeks to wait for my birthday but it should be a good one. :-) |
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10:47 pm Thursday, 30th January, 2014
Where was the long arm of the law when you needed it Mac? |
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10:54 pm Thursday, 30th January, 2014
Ah just read back.... Sue'n'Chris there is!.... |
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5:00 am Friday, 31st January, 2014
"Stiffs are always good" |
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5:03 am Friday, 31st January, 2014
Oh for heaven's sake!!! |
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5:48 am Friday, 31st January, 2014
Me too, Ron :-) |
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6:40 am Friday, 31st January, 2014
Chris. Wow ! yet another use for Cillit Bang ! I take it the wet patch on Chris's trousers is due to spraying his cock to induce a stiffy ! |
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8:39 am Friday, 31st January, 2014
When I was at school it was 'bus cock' - always when I was about to get off (alight) and hoped the girls would notice. My lady takes less than a second to notice if my fly is not done up so if you meet her when you have a boner you can guarantee she has noticed. To keep him under control these days I wear ladies knickers with light control. |
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9:27 am Friday, 31st January, 2014
I remember a school friend who was on the bus on the way to scouts when his mind wandered and he developed an erection.
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8:42 pm Saturday, 1st February, 2014
Luv2 strikes again. With a well worded blog she has all her male readers feeling their penis' grow inside their jeans. What a gal!!! |
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12:07 am Sunday, 2nd February, 2014
well in my younger days when my wife and i used to go out shopping as soon as she statd looking the underwear i always started to get a hard on and would make sure i as holding any shopping bags for me to hide my excitement lol but i enjoyed the thrill lol |
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5:47 am Sunday, 2nd February, 2014
Have you tried locking his cock up in a cage, restrictibg his hard on n frustrating him even further. Taking it out in the car and watch it twitch for attention as you torment him for yor your sadistic thrills. ;) |
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10:01 am Sunday, 2nd February, 2014
Yoursexfriend , thank you! You made me giggle this morning. |
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10:47 am Sunday, 2nd February, 2014
Sue, hate to ask ... can you draw me a picture? |
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2:54 pm Sunday, 2nd February, 2014
Oh, I don't know Sue. Surprise me :-) |
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6:44 pm Sunday, 2nd February, 2014
"It's probably a reasonable assumption that you know what a cock cage is like ..." |
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3:02 pm Sunday, 2nd March, 2014
Wingit, "Luv2 you're a Lady after my own heart. here's me thinking only I took such delight in inducing the ' public boner! " |
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4:58 pm Sunday, 2nd March, 2014
"It is nice here, for all sorts of reasons" |
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4:57 am Monday, 3rd March, 2014
Sticky tape? Should I ask ...? |