High Frequency deafness
Tis a problem being deaf that way.
You cannot make out the ibilant. ...orry,
I mean the sibilants
like S and F.
So you have to remember
to keep your hearing aids on
when you go to bed to have sex.
I mean ‘uck and ‘uck can mean
very different things,
or not, as it may turn out,
but if you want to do them
in the right order
you keep the hearing aids on.
