funny sex -lets communicate people!

Sueandchris, thanks for responding, that's quality ! Then again in a way it was a form of voyeurismdogging or even cybersex with a few security staff watching all the action on a screen !

Well here's mine....I ended up in bed years ago with a stunning girl and I have to admit I was totally sozzled....anyway, feeling very frisky I went to town on her and was feeling randier by the second as her breathing rapidly increased to a damn horny huh huh huh huh, as if she was culminating to yet another orgasm. I hadn't the faintest of what the outcome would be in the end but I went hammer and tongs for a couple of hours, fuelled by her facial filthy horny looks and gasps for breath. Still had no idea of the real score, especially as it felt so right, you know, when you're hitting the spot everytime and it feels so good like extra silky cream covering your cock....Well the session ended and all became clear.....have no rating of my performance and it wasn't till I saw my face in the bathroom mirror that answers arrived.....the extra silky creamy cum of hers? ....no...she came on......my face? ...I looked like a clown....could she tell me she had come on? ...no, she was breathless. Why was she breathless?.......after seeing her pumps in the bathroom cabinet.....fucking asthmatic!

ok ok, I'll spill the beans here.

I met with someone for quite a while some time ago.....

He was a vanman, so what's the logical spot to meet? Why yes, in the van of course. Definitely a first for me, but sooo much fun.

We were going at it hot and heavy when there came a knock on the back door.....

As I struggled to pull his hoodie on, he opened the door to find not one, not two, not.....well, it was FOUR police cars lined up in the car park.

While one took his info, another came to the door, politely waited for me to cover myself, and said he just wanted to make sure I was there of my free will and was old enough to be legally engaging in this type of activity (I was, yes, old enough.....45).

While we met in his van quite a few times after that, from then on we made sure it was in a verrrrry remote destination.

Fantastic one goddess ! I'm sure many an arsehole would of been twitching and flapping in that situation, but love how you've dealt with it calmly and continue the fun. Good on ya giriie ! ....I am intrigued though.... when the police left did the action continue? was your man able to sustain a stiffy after that shock? x

Caroliner ! .......are you this much of a cruel tease in person? lol... you've got to spill babe, specially as we now know its potentially juicy.... go on ......please ....very naughty please ? :) x

i was with a girlfriend at the Humber bridge viewing area a few years back and she wanted to have sex in the car...we started off and getting down to it when she went to sit astride me but sat on the gear stick instead....she thoroughly enjoyed it too she was so juicy when she finally came off it...had to oblige with the tongue!!img src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif"

On the big bed at the club all having a good time
I had my lovely wife bent over
Then she let out a big fanny fart
She was not happy. lol

Mr Toad ....That was a bloody hilarious one...experienced it a couple of times and it does create a heavy blast of fart like noises, shocking ! Thanks for your post

Lynn79 .....What a buzz, dangerous one at that ! Thing is, for that sexual excitement would you go back there again?

Bi9boy1 ....Excellent ! I've not been lucky enough to meet a partner who would do that, that must have been a very memorable and tasty experience ! Thanks for replying !

Macbloke......Pucker ! Lets hope she didn't wink and smile just as you bolted lol

Lynn79 .......Hi Lynn, thanks for replying. Must be a good spot to go back there you horny sod lol....pleased for you that there's no more shooting parties.....other than load shooting :) x

2F2C ....Nice one babe ! by the way, I'm just being nosey but helpful if that makes sense, but where does the fat come from in your profile name, coz looking at your main pic, where's the fat babe? you look really bloody hot in that, it certainly had me picking my jaw up off the floor...sexy thing you :) x

Recalled a moment few years ago when I got together with a very weird girl after a night of partying. I say weird, only because she loved tugging on my hair......no funny comments lol I did have a full mop of hair at some stage...anyway, the odd thing about it was she would go for the hair adhoc, any moment any time and it really fucking hurt !
Well into the action, me on top pounding away, and we've reached that point where pure lust and filth rules, filthy things are simply flowing from our lips...just at the point of her cumming for the fourth time, she spurts out "Do it now Robbie ! fuck me harder ! call me a fucking filthy slut" .....and yep, the fuckers pulled on my hair ! putting me off, and instead of saying what she wanted, a pile of garbaged crap warbled out of my mouth..."Your fuck dilly slump".....fucking awkward, funny enough though to make me snort unexpectedly like a pig !

2F2C ....Apologies if odd characters appeared in my messages today, like as if the words affected were swear words....strange glitch....

Being told by a policeman to pull my jeans up and to pick a more secluded spot than Brighton town centre right in front of town hall to let young lady's pay for there taxi fare in ever so kind but as I told him I would have to charge her more for getting there and back!

Nice one Lanky55 ! a truly brazen and brave rewarded act. A plan where you win everytime.

Jodeys ....Great one matey! loved the head of steam bit, "Chu chu"