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8:16 pm Thursday, 19th December, 2013

I'll be away for a couple of weeks so I'm sending my early best wishes to you all for Christmas and hope it brings everything you deserve ..... unless of course you're on Santa's shit list 'cos then you'll get sod all :-)

See, I'm not such a Grinch after all x

Enjoy yourselves, but I offer a word to the wise: What happens during an office Christmas party, rarely stays at the party. Reminders always have a nasty habit of showing up on your desk Monday morning or worse, a social networking site.


Ok fellow bloggers, now for my last blog of 2013 ....

I have sort of a weird question, but we’ve got to avoid the cringe-factor (as if) and discuss it sensibly because I’m so darn curious. What do you call it when a guy or a girl … you know... finishes?

I warned you it’s weird! But there are so many different names for it, I think it would be helpful to see if we could agree on at least one or two that we’re all happy with. It may prevent some embarrassment during the festive season because no one wants to be the guy or girl who shouts "Santa's coming!" and sets the room sniggering with those minds in the gutter that use the word 'coming' in the same way that others may use 'blow ya load','orgasmed' or 'shoot' ... Know what I’m saying?

Personally, I don't really call it anything out loud very often, but my go-to is probably 'cum' or to please the english language critics amongst us, 'come'.

Also, why are there so many more terms for a guy finishing than for a girl? That's just not right! It's the 21st century; ever heard of equality for fecks sake?



Comments
9:00 pm Thursday, 19th December, 2013

hi luv im new here but like the sound of you xxxxxxxxxxximg src="imagesadultemoticons014.gif"

10:19 pm Thursday, 19th December, 2013

Have a great Christmas Luv2! Be good and get pressies from Santa or be bad and enjoy yourself either way have a great time ;-)

In the perfect world both would be called ecstatic but in reality probably one would be called frustrated .... You choose which ;-)

10:56 pm Thursday, 19th December, 2013

When a guy finishes it's often called "first"! - I wish! At least being a Tgirl my taking a long time to "orgasm" is not such a problem.

No worries for me at the chrimbo party - not been to one for over a decade. Miserable biatch or what? Though on reflection I would only want to go as Rosie these days, which would likely result in my contract not being renewed.

Enjoy yourself over there Luv2 and "Happy Holidays".
Missing you already! xx

2:25 am Friday, 20th December, 2013

Most amused to be chatted to (up) while purchasing a kebab by two over friendly gentlemen. One an artist , the other companion. No judgement and most flattering. Aren't Thursday nights fun?
I do wish I could link this I to the blog theme but must confess to struggling, apart from the fact that I have never used the word "cum ". Am I alone in this or is it a female phonetic usage that is gender specific?

9:06 am Friday, 20th December, 2013

So I once asked a chum "how do you know when your lady comes?"

"She rolls her eyes and groans" he said. Phew I thought - I am doing well then.

Anyway being fundamentally well mannered I prefer my ladies to arrive. Then shudder a lot. Then wiggle. Then lots more pushing back, followed by an arrival encore and a couple of curtain calls, at which point I am happy to show my apreciation with a rock-solid standing ovation and a deep and meaningful release of emotion.

We will miss you but have a splendid time and hurry back xxx

10:49 am Friday, 20th December, 2013

When Dixon is doing the honours, it's called an "epiphany" or "religious experience" as god seems to get mentioned quite a lot :-)

Enjoy your time over the pond, Luv2, and hope you don't get showed up in one of those Eastern Seaboard winter storms when it's time to come back. I'll be blasting off back to Japan after an enthralling Xmas with my parents. Looking forward to some blue sky again :-)

11:36 am Friday, 20th December, 2013

that should be "snowed up" of course :-)

8:35 pm Friday, 20th December, 2013

happy christmas luv2, I think words are always inadequate, I much prefer plenty of grunts,ohhs and ahs, harder is always good though :)

3:34 am Saturday, 28th December, 2013

hi there nice pictures.your are a sexy girl

1:56 pm Sunday, 5th January, 2014

Howdy folks. Gee, you're a naughty lot - whatever you call it (completions, arrivals, miracles, epiphanies etc), I hope the new year brings you all plenty xxx

2:47 pm Sunday, 5th January, 2014

Aha! The mysterious masked madame returns back from her glamorous excursions to once more mix with the riff raff ;)))) ! Welcome back Luv2 hope you had a great time! Happy New Year!

Is normal service resumed? lol

4:27 pm Sunday, 5th January, 2014

Ahhh yr back..........

Good because I was pining.

Trust me it isn't pretty.

Happy New Thingy by the way.

8:11 pm Sunday, 5th January, 2014

Had a great time thanks Noel. Hope you managed to have some fun too.

Yes, I'm back - would hate to see you pine Rigger ;-)

Joe, you need to define 'normal'

10:23 pm Sunday, 5th January, 2014

Just be your usual funny sarcastic interesting humourous trashy sexy nonsensical mysterious crazy dopey imaginative self Luv2 .... That'll do for normal ;)

6:10 am Monday, 6th January, 2014

Joe .... noted.
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