I'll be away for a couple of weeks so I'm sending my early best wishes to you all for Christmas and hope it brings everything you deserve ..... unless of course you're on Santa's shit list 'cos then you'll get sod all :-)
See, I'm not such a Grinch after all x
Enjoy yourselves, but I offer a word to the wise: What happens during an office Christmas party, rarely stays at the party. Reminders always have a nasty habit of showing up on your desk Monday morning or worse, a social networking site.
Ok fellow bloggers, now for my last blog of 2013 ....
I have sort of a weird question, but we’ve got to avoid the cringe-factor (as if) and discuss it sensibly because I’m so darn curious. What do you call it when a guy or a girl … you know... finishes?
I warned you it’s weird! But there are so many different names for it, I think it would be helpful to see if we could agree on at least one or two that we’re all happy with. It may prevent some embarrassment during the festive season because no one wants to be the guy or girl who shouts "Santa's coming!" and sets the room sniggering with those minds in the gutter that use the word 'coming' in the same way that others may use 'blow ya load','orgasmed' or 'shoot' ... Know what I’m saying?
Personally, I don't really call it anything out loud very often, but my go-to is probably 'cum' or to please the english language critics amongst us, 'come'.
Also, why are there so many more terms for a guy finishing than for a girl? That's just not right! It's the 21st century; ever heard of equality for fecks sake?
9:00 pm Thursday, 19th December, 2013
hi luv im new here but like the sound of you xxxxxxxxxxximg src="imagesadultemoticons014.gif" |
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10:19 pm Thursday, 19th December, 2013
Have a great Christmas Luv2! Be good and get pressies from Santa or be bad and enjoy yourself either way have a great time ;-) |
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10:56 pm Thursday, 19th December, 2013
When a guy finishes it's often called "first"! - I wish! At least being a Tgirl my taking a long time to "orgasm" is not such a problem.
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2:25 am Friday, 20th December, 2013
Most amused to be chatted to (up) while purchasing a kebab by two over friendly gentlemen. One an artist , the other companion. No judgement and most flattering. Aren't Thursday nights fun?
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9:06 am Friday, 20th December, 2013
So I once asked a chum "how do you know when your lady comes?"
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10:49 am Friday, 20th December, 2013
When Dixon is doing the honours, it's called an "epiphany" or "religious experience" as god seems to get mentioned quite a lot :-) |
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11:36 am Friday, 20th December, 2013
that should be "snowed up" of course :-) |
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8:35 pm Friday, 20th December, 2013
happy christmas luv2, I think words are always inadequate, I much prefer plenty of grunts,ohhs and ahs, harder is always good though :) |
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3:34 am Saturday, 28th December, 2013
hi there nice pictures.your are a sexy girl |
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1:56 pm Sunday, 5th January, 2014
Howdy folks. Gee, you're a naughty lot - whatever you call it (completions, arrivals, miracles, epiphanies etc), I hope the new year brings you all plenty xxx |
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2:47 pm Sunday, 5th January, 2014
Aha! The mysterious masked madame returns back from her glamorous excursions to once more mix with the riff raff ;)))) ! Welcome back Luv2 hope you had a great time! Happy New Year! |
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4:27 pm Sunday, 5th January, 2014
Ahhh yr back.......... |
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8:11 pm Sunday, 5th January, 2014
Had a great time thanks Noel. Hope you managed to have some fun too. |
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10:23 pm Sunday, 5th January, 2014
Just be your usual funny sarcastic interesting humourous trashy sexy nonsensical mysterious crazy dopey imaginative self Luv2 .... That'll do for normal ;) |
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6:10 am Monday, 6th January, 2014
Joe .... noted. |