How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
Why can’t you hear rabbits making love?
Because they have cotton balls
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!” The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”
Do you need a carpenter?
Because I could nail you then hammer you.
What are the 2 most important holes in a woman’s body?
Her nostrils.
Are you a coconut?
I want to smash you until all the white stuff comes out.
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