How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
What do you do when your cat’s dead?
Play with the neighbor’s pussy instead.
What has 148 teeth and holding back a monster?
My zipper.
What is Moby Dick’s dad’s name?
Papa Boner.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball!
What has 148 teeth and holding back a monster?
My zipper.
What is Moby Dick’s dad’s name?
Papa Boner.
What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato?
A dictator!
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
The Head nurse
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