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Monday morning chuckles

2:21 pm Monday, 18th September, 2023

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Donald Trump has a small one. And Seal doesn’t have one at all. What am I?A last name




I am dirty, I love being filled with wood, but someone only goes down on me once a year.
What am I?
A fireplace.




You must blow me to play with me. What am I?A balloon.I have a long shaft. I always penetrate with the tip first and I always come with a quiver.
What am I?
An Arrow




What’s the maximum speed limit during sex?
68. Because when you hit 69, you’ll need to turn around!




What comes after 69?
Mouthwash



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