I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I’d like a bag.
I said “no, I’ll just turn the lights off.”
The annoying thing about Christmas is running out of batteries because the k*ds want them for their toys. I’m sorry, but if Christmas is coming – so am I.
What do you call a video of two toads having sex?
Frogspawn.
What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between br*asts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A Seatbealt
When at the supermarket, I always pick the cashier who’s most likely to have sex with me. Always end up at self-checkout.
I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?
A bowling ball
Nonsmoker Dom looking for nonsmoker submissiveslav e within 70 milé radius of Milton Florida.
