Monday's dirty jokes

Do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind. You’ll never get it!


My girlfriend asked me if I smoke after sex… I said I haven’t looked.


Sex on TV can’t hurt… unless you fall off.


69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.


Having sex in an elevator is wrong, on so many levels.


I just found an origami porn channel, but it’s paper view only.

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