Dave is two-thirds married. He turned up, the minister turned up, but the bride did not.
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor asks her what had happened.
She says, “well… when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron instead of the phone.
“Well that explains one ear, but what about the other.” inquired the doctor
“The bastard called again."
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