Ignorance might be bliss

Three rednecks are sitting on the porch comparing wives. The first redneck says, “My Lulu-Belle is so dumb, she bought a toilet and we don’t even have running water.” The second says, “That’s nothing! My Maisie-Jane bought a ceiling fan and we don’t even have electricity.” The third says “Aw, that ain’t nothing! I was going through my Lou-Lou’s purse for some whiskey money and I found a pack of condoms. And you know what? She ain’t even got a pecker!”

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