Checkout cashier service

A man is at the supermarket checkout when he realises he has forgotten to pick up any condoms. He asks the checkout girl if she can have someone bring a packet over. “Sure,” says the girl, “but I’ll have to check your size.” With that, she puts her hand down his trousers and fiddles about. She then shouts out, “One box of large condoms to checkout ten!”. The next man in line sees this and decides he wants to be felt up in the same way. When he gets to the front of the queue, he also asks for some condoms. The girl sticks her hand down his pants, had a quick fiddle about, then shouts out, “One box of medium condoms to checkout ten!” The next customer in line is Dave. He decides to pull the same trick, so asks for a box of condoms. The girl puts her hand down his pants, has a feel around, then shouts out, “Clean-up crew to checkout ten!”

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