Workplace temptation

Yeah....go on. Shag her. I know *I* would :-)

Hate your job? ..... Go for it!!!
Love your job ..... Steer well clear!!!!
Think we may all be singing from the same hymn sheet here.

"Yeah....go on. Shag her. I know *I* would"
Really Skebbie, what mind of role model are you? :-)


RAH ... Easy answer: DON'T!!!

I think it depends on the people and their mind set personally. If it doesn't feel right then steer clear, but if it feels right go for it.

Might be worth checking your contract and making sure that having a work place romance is not something that could or would effect your job.

Also no shagging in the office, keep it strictly outside of work. Just use the work place for teasing, the fireworks can wait until you clock off.

Wow! thank you all... your advice one way or the other is not only welcomed but also appreciated. Even the 'powers the be' got in on it... yikes...! did I struck a chord in here or what? Skebbie even got a stern warning... whoa! Don't worry Skebbie: I wanna be like you when I grow up, LOL :P
I'm not gonna deny it, it would be friggin amazing banging the living daylights out of her, but then the afterwards part is worry some. I'm still in the fence on it and I know my next step will be crucial... will keep you posted y'all!

Keep us posted would love to know the outcome good or bad.

hahah - tied i would like to be... to a fence could be dabatable, MsGeil. I guess we'll know this weekend Miss Sally... we'll just have to wait and see...

keeping my fingers crossed

RAH: As I've never worked in an office, my remark was purely shot from the hip. It would be my gut instinct. I'm probably naive in the extreme about the realities of office politics. But yeah - go on - get stuck in, mate :-)

OMG.. R A H just don't do it. Never ever. I'll lend you 20 quid for a cheap hooker, just don't go playing at work, it'll be a train wreck. I'm old enough to have seen a few of these things, (and one of my very own, lol..)
They have all ended very much as Curvy mentioned.

Mind you, I'm a bloke too... so I know you aren't listening, lol. Soon as we feel flattered by an available lady that's it isn't it.

Go ahead, gain the experience... then YOU can be the one to warn other blokes in future too !! Haha.

PS, The Foreign Legion DON'T still accept dickheads :-)

Haha, better to burn out than fade away, eh?

Frisky, " ... it worked out well for Willy Wonka's 'guests'"


No way did those Oompa Loompas get a bonking! At least not on the version I watched.

Luv2: Was that the musical version with Gene Wilder? Or the one with Johnny Depp trying to impersonate Micheal Jackson?

There is a little-known cult version shot by Akira Kurosawa just a few months before his death in which the guests are forced to slide around in a massive bath of chocolate with nubile female Oompas, who then lick the chocolate from their bodies. Perhaps that's the version to which Frisky refers.

Ooooo..... women covered in chocolate.....

Never tried that. Trifle.. and yoghurt, yep, but not chocolate, ( yet...) :-)

Applications to the usual address please !!

FFS Skebbie, the slightest mention of chocolate covered bodies will attract another food fest from BBW and AverageJoe x

Did they have snozberries and gobstoppers in the Japanese porn version? just curious ...

The gobstoppers were actually multicolored dildos that changed their flavour as they were.......er......sucked.

Also, the "juicing room" had a slightly different connotation, and the character of Augustus Gloop was replaced by a sumo wrestler called Shagana-fuji.

Did someone mention food Luv2?
Nutella or Marmalade?

OOo, multi coloured dildos - nice. Is there a Japanese name for one of those?
I bet they had a character for Mike TV too didn't they?



Joe, shhh about Olde English thick cut. It was a secret FFS! ;-)

It's alright for you Luv2, you're not the one picking Robinsons thick cut out of places you didn't know existed!!!!

Now there's a thought he could have her in the works canteen or at least behind the vending machine....

Mr Cooper's ... are they still selling that?

Joe, you're supposed to have it licked, not picked ...

But I need a licker Luv2....

Might go for tiptree next time .... Bit more classy!

So that's a 99% don't do it!!!!!!
1% Fuck it and sod the consequences.
I'm guessing you'll go with the 1% obviously!

It's repetitive, I know, but don't do it! If you're at the stage where a legover is worth more than your jobcareer, then you really need to have a very close look at how you are prioritising major issues in your life.

I'm guessing he doesn't need encouragement ....
This is a sex website???

Hang on either that's a different blog or this is deja vu.....

Do hope you're gonna let us know the outcome?

12 You do
72 you dont....

AverageJoe, don't build your hopes up. Some of us still remember RAH's promise to post a pic of his new jewellery. We're still waiting RAH!

Lol I think you may be saying that more in hope than expectation Luv2 ;-)

Hello all...
Well - weekend is over and I'm ...happy to announce... if you can say that... well...
bottom line is... no i didn't go the nasty with co worker after all. Not that I had guilt or fear or anything of the sort. I thought about what would affect the working relationship after all. Nope... nothing happened. Nothing will happen. So yeah, the issue has finally come to an end. We're still friends i suppose, we'll just have to leave it at that.
Luvs2 I still owe you my new jewelry - i shall post it soon for you to critique... for the time being i think i will go for a jog, just to get my mind off of this event and see what the future holds i guess...

Luvs2: i keep trying to post the pic just for you and Big Brother is definitely a prude, it keeps rejecting my upload...sigh...img src="imagesadultemoticons014.gif"

Odd that videos of guys sticking coke cans up their backside are allowed yet handcrafted jewellery isn't.

Weeping quietly with disappointment ...

Yeah... cans up the back end ...really... classy!
But what do you do eh? sometimes Big Brother here really annoys me.
maybe we can talk sometime somewhere else... with no restrictions.
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my job gets me in a lot of houses
with a woman on there own and had a lot of banter, but i never crossed
the line. could not pay the rent
with a bag of pussy ???.

Like we Chinese use to say " DO NOT eat and shit at the same place "

Oh....what a profound disappointment. Oh well, I suppose it's back to coke cans up the backside and pictures of bits of string.

hahaha!!!
indeed Skebbie... indeed...
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Hi Gillibean... I think you hit it in the head of the nail - it will never be a secret. it will come out sooner or later and the implications could be quite disastrous for anyone. Dont get me wrong, the desire was there, the engine was roaring... both wanted it. but i think i rather look for another job and then come back to bang her and then have my cake and eat it too, you know what i mean? too many intangibles to think about if we would have gone ahead with the deed and it could have been messy if not careful.img src="imagesadultemoticons016.gif"

hahaha - shocker indded ain't?
headlines should read:
Man thought with brain cells. Joke's on ya sucka! - booyah!
Jim Morrison's before my time.. must google the quote methinks.