How Near or How Far?

Near or Far.
Let’s talk practicalities here. Testicles and penises are not renowned for their capacity to reason. When we say that we seek regular contacts we are not talking regimentation. “Oh, it’s Friday evening so that means it’s heughmgandie (good Scots word for shagging) night with Alex. What we are more inclined to is the phone call from a regular contact. “I’ve got blue balls, any chance of you relieving this in the next couple of hours?” OR “If much more blood flows to my woody I’ll be brain dead for lack of blood up there; please in need a mow (another good Scots word for shagging pronounced like cow) now!” Should it be that in either of these cases or similar you are two, three, or four hours or more away???? Cummontae! Be sensible!
Therefore we seek genuine long term contacts, with up-to-date photos and personal detail and who live not much more than an hour’s drive distance away so that we can go to them when needs press or they can come to us. Also casual visits by known contacts on the off chance of a bit of rumpy-pumpy are fun and break monotony. “... bring a friend? Why not?”
A good old crooners’ favourite standard number is “Let’s take it nice and easy.” We don’t seek young studs out to demonstrate how macho they are. We look for men of our age group who, like me, are still up for it and know how to leisurely enjoy sex in most, if not all, of its forms.
“Wham, Bam, thank you Mam!” “Burst my nut in her (on her) young men, unsure of their sexuality I have tried ..... good physical exercise ....... sexual satisfaction for me? NoNo!
Before you send messages and try to become a “regular” please think about what you have just read.

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