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Whilst that all sounds good, lol... I would consider 7 inches or above large, but considering there are no pics at all on your profile, bragging seems a bit premature...lol

Whilst that all sounds good, lol... I would consider 7 inches or above large, but considering there are no pics at all on your profile, bragging seems a bit premature...lol

pmsl suechris :-)

Jon: Suggest you have a peep at my currently running blog, which deals with sexual subjectivism. You may find a few pearls of wisdom there :-)

I always laughed when a certain chap used to come into the chatroom and (quite seriously) announce "thick yorkshire cock here....."

Can't help writing this as it popped into my head as I was reading through the blog!

Why do they put a cock on a weather vane?????

If they put a fanny on it, the wind would just blow straight through!

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I agree with the width comment fallen,

Mine is like a 'Blind Cobblers Thumb!'

makesyousmile - Well, forget smiling, I'm having a good laugh - Liking your work! - The rest of you, really interesting stuff, good comments - Quite a reaction to a simple observation ....

Thanks for the kind words singlejon, good on you buddy!

Fanny? VD? .... Some delightfully old-fashioned vocabulary popping up here, which is always good to see :-)

I think FA has perhaps been influenced by my "sex drive objectivity" blog. Indeed you are correct, FA: these matters need to properly calibrated and standardized. Thick? Hmmm......I'm assuming that "circumference" is the watchword here. Modesty forbids Dixon from being absolutely specific about his most vital statistic, except to say that it exceeds the average circumference of a Cumberland sausage (not the skinless chipolata variety) by quite a wide margin.

Curvy: Did you mean "a cock that doesn't belong to a dick" ? :-)

I sometimes wonder whether self measured cock sizes aren't a version of fisherman's tales, where a tiddler becomes a 12 pound trout.

Twelve inches, I'm not folding it in half for you or anyone else!!!!!

Curvy, I thought you meant "a knob that doesn't belong to a cock."


I admit, size isn't everything, but it certainly does matter imho. If I'm going to go for a ride on a boat I would rather it be a liner than a canoe. Once you have a decent sized boat, you can then worry about the motion of the ocean.

Guy's opinions of their own cock size baffles me though. When I perv at profile pics, large most certainly does not always mean large. Come on guys! What are you doing, starting the measuring from your arsehole?

Nice one fallen, assume your place at the top of the clever tree!

Will be difficult to have a meal peppered for me in a restaurant in the future now without smiling slightly.

I wasn't too sure whether to start a blog about the size of a man's tackle - I'm so glad that I did! - Interesting comments, witty comments, nice, genuine people out there - Fantastic reaction!

Tomckat, have no idea where it came from, but from my experience, not many guys will admit having small cock.. ( bar of course the guy who did the tv program about his small member ), however if truth be told, how can a guy really think he has a normal sized cock if it's no bigger than his little finger....
Men have prob be comparing cock size since the beginning of time, I mean you all get them out all over the show to urinate,and at every opportunity after a few drinks, lol, and it's well known that at least at private school, there is a certain amount of mutual masterbation, there's no reason not to think this has been going on some form since the beginning of time.... how did they come up with the 5-6 inch thing, maybe it was one of those family fortunes type survey says things, lol.. who knows...
But for me, in a 3sum,it's nice every now and then to have a whopper, but only as has been pointed out, if the guy knows how to use it, nothing worse than unwrapping the present, to find the batteries die after a few moments

friskyfellaUK - Proper funny, even more so the 'subject to availability line'! - I don't do lol, but I just did LOL .... Quite loud!