just got confirmation of fedex package coming soon... new cock crown will be here in a day or two! woo-whooo!!!
11:53 pm Monday, 30th September, 2013
Pardon? You'll have to spell that one out to this thicko. |
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12:23 am Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
Cockcrowns are nice additions to your cock when you wanna get it on with a playmate. My fuckbuddy she loves it! you should totally google it and see for yourself... |
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3:06 am Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
Skebbie, your the saviour of the classroom fella, (you know, the guy that always says, please sir I don't understand, and every one else mumbles, "thank Fuck for that bloke"under their breath). |
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3:25 am Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
Just had a peep. Good grief, it looked as though the cock in question was being garotted with piano wire. The glans appeared to have been practically severed. Is this for people who get off on pain, I wonder? |
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5:05 am Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
WTF!! |
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7:28 am Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
Superman's actually contained a trace amount of kryptonite: not enough to have a significant effect on his super-powers, but just sufficient to delay his orgasm and also ensure that he didn't disembowel Lois when things got a bit too frisky. |
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7:35 am Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
I gather that Batman's was a specially adapted one that he kept in reserve for emergency situations when he became totally depleted of Bat-tools. A hidden codpiece in his armour would suddenly fly open, and his jet-propelled cock-crown would shoot out and castrate his unsuspecting opponent. |
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8:09 am Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
You got there before me Skebbie, but excellent thoughts none the less! (Can see I'm going to have to raise the bar somewhat)! |
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9:16 am Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
The trouble with Superman he took 6months to cum and that was a quickie.The Invisable man had one ....But you couldn't tell LOL |
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2:56 pm Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
Holy cow! your superhero comments are just hilarious!
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3:07 pm Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
Hahaha - adorable! that's more than sufficient sweetheart!
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3:38 pm Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
lol i wish but im not filthy rich!
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6:35 pm Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
hahahaha - you're adorable!img src="imagesadultemoticons029.gif" |
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6:51 pm Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
I'm so excited: It feels like Christmas is coming early. ;-) |
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7:04 pm Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
From all the rumours surrounding Dixon, luvs, I doubt if skebbie could afford it! Plus I don't think they make them in 'horse' size anyway! |
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7:13 pm Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
??????
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9:03 pm Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
Realactionhero, I thought everyone knew who Dixon is. |
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11:19 pm Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
Hahaha - I see you're a winter sports connoisseur! If you ever out here skiing again I'd love to be your guide... ;) |
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12:45 am Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
Luv2: While I was rubbing the sleep from my eyes, I thought you'd written "snow boarding in Newquay". |
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5:32 am Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
Why would anyone want to be ignorant about the existence of Dixon eh. Let LAH n on the (not so) secret. |
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5:38 am Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
I guess I rather stay in bliss huh? Better not ask about Dixon now... Whoa! Easy there, Skebbie... Nothing against Yanks, but usually here in Canada we usually think of them as the loud neighbours from the floor down below. Or, as Robin Williams (the funnyman) put it so eloquently last night: "Canada is that lovely, nice apartment right above the meth lab..." hahaha! I take it you have had some interesting times with a few Yanks huh? |
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5:40 am Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
question for you guys: why is it that my pic keeps reverting back to my avatar? I can't get it to stay in the photo, its getting annoying... |
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5:43 am Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
WTH??? |
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11:30 am Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
I suppose I have to grudgingly concede that there *must* be at least a *few* nice Yanks around :-) |
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12:06 pm Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
... and let's not forget Bryan Adams, maple syrup and Mounties :-) |
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3:19 pm Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
Leslie Nielsen, Dan Aykroyd, Brendan Fraser and on a different note, JK Galbraith. |
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3:24 pm Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
Incidentally, the cock crown thing. Erk! |
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3:25 pm Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
You all are forgetting the big ones though:
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3:30 pm Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
lol... don't knock it till you try it hehehe... |