package is in transit now... yeah!

Pardon? You'll have to spell that one out to this thicko.

Cockcrowns are nice additions to your cock when you wanna get it on with a playmate. My fuckbuddy she loves it! you should totally google it and see for yourself...

Skebbie, your the saviour of the classroom fella, (you know, the guy that always says, please sir I don't understand, and every one else mumbles, "thank Fuck for that bloke"under their breath).

In truth though, I do know what your talking about 'real' but always been a bit puzzled about them. As they are solid and made to fit I can't really see how it would stay in place when you're flaccid!

Hope you like it when it arrives though.

Much love mys.

Just had a peep. Good grief, it looked as though the cock in question was being garotted with piano wire. The glans appeared to have been practically severed. Is this for people who get off on pain, I wonder?
Far from "prolonging my erection", I got the impression that by the time I got it on my desire would have long since dissipated, or that any remaining would have been finally strangled out of existence.

But "don't knock it till you've tried it", right ?? :-) Yeah right :-)

WTF!!
Realactionhere, please don't tell me Superman, Batman and Spider-Man had one.

Are you going to post a pic on your profile? Just asking ...

Superman's actually contained a trace amount of kryptonite: not enough to have a significant effect on his super-powers, but just sufficient to delay his orgasm and also ensure that he didn't disembowel Lois when things got a bit too frisky.

I gather that Batman's was a specially adapted one that he kept in reserve for emergency situations when he became totally depleted of Bat-tools. A hidden codpiece in his armour would suddenly fly open, and his jet-propelled cock-crown would shoot out and castrate his unsuspecting opponent.

As for Spiderman's, it is able to secrete high-tensile-strength webbing to allow him to swing from his fifth limb.

You got there before me Skebbie, but excellent thoughts none the less! (Can see I'm going to have to raise the bar somewhat)!

The trouble with Superman he took 6months to cum and that was a quickie.The Invisable man had one ....But you couldn't tell LOL

Holy cow! your superhero comments are just hilarious!
It doesn't hurt and does not constrict... it enhances sensation.
I may place a pic later when it arrives... if you say pretty please, Luvs2sucU! LOL

Hahaha - adorable! that's more than sufficient sweetheart!
hoping for the delivery sometime today... can't wait really...
you never played with anything like that yourself b4?

lol i wish but im not filthy rich!
hoping my member looks attractive with it on. after taking off my piercing, its the next best thing i wanna put on him...

hahahaha - you're adorable!img src="imagesadultemoticons029.gif"

I'm so excited: It feels like Christmas is coming early. ;-)


Skebbie, I'm a little concerned that Dixon may be feeling a little left out. Put the little guy out of his misery and go buy him one. That way he can play a new hybrid action figure in his new outfit: a cross between Spider-Man and Darth Vader.

From all the rumours surrounding Dixon, luvs, I doubt if skebbie could afford it! Plus I don't think they make them in 'horse' size anyway!

??????

Realactionhero, I thought everyone knew who Dixon is.

Just peeked at your profile ... You can have an extra Brownie point from me for being Canadian xx. Alberta = beautiful. Awesome skiing at Sunshine and snow boarding at Norquay.

Hahaha - I see you're a winter sports connoisseur! If you ever out here skiing again I'd love to be your guide... ;)

Luv2: While I was rubbing the sleep from my eyes, I thought you'd written "snow boarding in Newquay".

Don't knock Darth Vader: he gives great helmet (to quote "Spaceballs"). I suspect RAH missed the point about Dixon - perhaps ignorance is bliss as far as that point is concerned.

I'll give you a Brownie point for being Canadian and not a Yank :-)

Why would anyone want to be ignorant about the existence of Dixon eh. Let LAH n on the (not so) secret.


I feel a little guilty about the whole awesome skiing and snowboarding thing. Perhaps my comment was a little misleading: It is indeed true that those sports are amazing in that beautiful part of the world however, it is also fact that I spend most of my time on my ass. After 15 years of trying to ski I find it is still a necessity to have my arms constantly around my ski instructor's neck for assistance. This isn't always so bad; Franc, Pierre, Marco and the many other instructors I have had over the years aren't usually recruited for their skiing skills ;-)

I guess I rather stay in bliss huh? Better not ask about Dixon now... Whoa! Easy there, Skebbie... Nothing against Yanks, but usually here in Canada we usually think of them as the loud neighbours from the floor down below. Or, as Robin Williams (the funnyman) put it so eloquently last night: "Canada is that lovely, nice apartment right above the meth lab..." hahaha! I take it you have had some interesting times with a few Yanks huh?

question for you guys: why is it that my pic keeps reverting back to my avatar? I can't get it to stay in the photo, its getting annoying...

WTH???

I suppose I have to grudgingly concede that there *must* be at least a *few*　nice Yanks around :-)

But any country that produced Joni Mitchell, Leonard Cohen and Neil Young definitely gets my Brownie point :-)

... and let's not forget Bryan Adams, maple syrup and Mounties :-)

Leslie Nielsen, Dan Aykroyd, Brendan Fraser and on a different note, JK Galbraith.

Incidentally, the cock crown thing. Erk!

You all are forgetting the big ones though:
Bob and Doug McKenzie! yeah! LOL

lol... don't knock it till you try it hehehe...