My first impression of AdultHub back in the summer was, "Blimey! They're all crazy." Two months or so later, my opinion hasn't changed, but I fear I may have joined you and become one of the 'crazies'. Who said insanity isn't contagious?
I remember when I lost my mind. There was something so pleasant about that place, where even your emotions have an echo in so much space; when you're out there, without care.
Yeah, I was out of touch, but it wasn't because I didn't know enough. I just knew too much. Does that make me crazy? Possibly ...
I hope that you are having the time of your life, but think twice; that's my only advice. Come on now, who do you think you are? Hahaha bless your souls ... you really think you're in control? Well, I think you're crazy. I think you're all crazy - just like me.
My heroes have the heart to live life out on a limb and all I remember is thinking, "I want to be like them". Ever since then, I thought it looked like fun and it's no coincidence I've come; I can die when I'm done.
Maybe I'm crazy; maybe you're crazy; maybe we're crazy ... Probablyi
For now, I think I'll continue pretending I'm normal and maintaining that you are all bat-shit crazy. When the pretence fails at least I will always have delusion.
9:39 pm Monday, 30th September, 2013
Dedicated to a crazy friend who may also enjoy Gnarls Barkley as much as I do. |
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10:02 pm Monday, 30th September, 2013
Looks like Big Ed's gonna have company. |
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10:10 pm Monday, 30th September, 2013
Good choice Ros. |
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10:43 pm Monday, 30th September, 2013
" .... but horses scare me. I am probably half bicycle now anyway." |
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10:58 pm Monday, 30th September, 2013
Curvy, your blog comments are never lacking. Actually, they are usually borderline crazy so jump in, the water's warm. :-) |
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11:19 pm Monday, 30th September, 2013
"I just wear normal clothes." |
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5:19 am Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
FA, a robot? I don't believe it! Robots have skill but no intelligence; functional utility bot no awareness. |
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5:41 am Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
Should read but, not bot and robot doesn't splash it slaps. |
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9:02 am Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
OK, this blog has moved WAY outside my span of knowledge. I may ride a bike but I have NEVER had sex with it. The sore balls were merely a product of being crushed between me and my saddle for 100 miles. I have ridden horses on safari and frankly they are the most stupid, dangerous beasts on the planet. Strangely they too gave me sore balls. I may have an executive car but I have never had sex in the passenger seat. At least I don't get sore balls in that. |
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9:19 am Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
FOM - a guy I know swears he once had sex on the bonnet of his Lotus. |
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9:22 am Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
Luv2 - re the guy who was arrested for having sex with his bike - my understanding is he was charged with being in possession of dangerous shags. |
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3:23 pm Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
I'm not crazy. My mom had me tested. Bazinga. |
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8:10 pm Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
"Let's be honest, when we are gone no-one will remember anything about us after one generation at most." |
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8:52 pm Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
Any bend in particular FA or is this a euphemism for your WMD? |
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9:10 pm Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
Flattery will get you everywhere ... ;-) |
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9:38 pm Tuesday, 1st October, 2013
FA, on a scale of one to bat shit, I think you'd score flippin' crazy, but life is all about finding people who have a similar shade of madness. |
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5:54 am Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
Amour fou? If you think I'm crazy now, just wait until I get out of this flippin' jacket. These buckles are a bugger to unfasten ... |
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8:27 am Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
Bat shit crazy eh??
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10:12 am Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
Rigger, you have an unfair advantage. As bats - and all parts thereof - are protected by law, it is difficult to criticise them, and I note that you compare yourself to them. On the other hand, i would point that as you are not actually a bat you are unable to rely on the same statutory protection and therefore would suggest that you take the greatest care when standing on the very edge, lest you become an outrigger. |
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10:12 am Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
Rigger, you have an unfair advantage. As bats - and all parts thereof - are protected by law, it is difficult to criticise them, and I note that you compare yourself to them. On the other hand, i would point that as you are not actually a bat you are unable to rely on the same statutory protection and therefore would suggest that you take the greatest care when standing on the very edge, lest you become an outrigger. |
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10:13 am Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
How the hell did I manage to post twice? |
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11:12 am Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
Wilf - we could perhaps design a crest for Rigger's tractor. It could feature a bat with crossed wings and a suitable motto:- "Rigger interfectus est" seems appropriate - what do you think? |
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12:09 pm Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
BadBoy, that sounds suspiciously like a remodeling of the Bat Mobile: Rigger aka Bruce Wayne. |
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3:22 pm Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
Wilf - if you have a look at his blog photo, he appears to be posing in front of one. |
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6:11 pm Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
We can't stop here, This is Bat Country... |
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6:55 pm Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
Can't believe all these chaps are perving my profile piccie.... |
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6:59 pm Wednesday, 2nd October, 2013
And suggesting "Here Rigger is Dead" on the tractor motto!
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5:32 am Thursday, 3rd October, 2013
Boys, boys, boys: bikes; formula one; tractors;bat mobiles; Ferrari; Lotus. |
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6:38 am Thursday, 3rd October, 2013
" There is no genius that is free from the tincture of madness " |
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6:49 am Thursday, 3rd October, 2013
Rigger: I often look at bloke's profiles to gain insight into the "competition", for profile ideas, to see what lies behind the blogger facade, or to go through their friends lists, as the latter is often a good indicator of who is currently active on here. Don't worry - I don't fancy you, even though you *are* a Cumbrian ;-) |
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7:54 am Thursday, 3rd October, 2013
I have a Scalextric, but I bought it for my grandson for when he is older. Honest. |
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10:23 am Thursday, 3rd October, 2013
Fetch - ipsa dixit |
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1:12 pm Thursday, 3rd October, 2013
BB: "Dipstick".....was that??? |
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2:32 pm Thursday, 3rd October, 2013
Ive been using this site for about a week. I can officially tell you all that your all nuts! Crazy! Bonkers! I think I'm going to fit in quite well round here x |
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5:11 pm Thursday, 3rd October, 2013
Skebbie - no. |
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5:30 pm Thursday, 3rd October, 2013
Rigger has a tractor in his profile picture. That is different to rigger has a tractor. Although, for the record, he does, just not the one in the picture.
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5:35 pm Thursday, 3rd October, 2013
I too was a scalextrix child. I'm sorry i don't have any of that tho. However i do have a bottle of Ouzo which is prob 10+ years old that i will leave until i am desperate. |
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8:16 pm Thursday, 3rd October, 2013
You SLEPT in the woods in Corfu Roslyn!!!!!! No-ones gonna believe that of a hot blooded 19 year old ;) |
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9:36 pm Thursday, 3rd October, 2013
I had just fixed it (the tractor) and had my piccy taken with it.
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2:19 am Friday, 4th October, 2013
Many people coming to Japan for business meetings make the mistake of shelling out a fortune in the UK for a single malt to present as a gift to an important client. Over here, however, all western liquor brands are readily available, and at a fraction of the price, due to the very low excise duty on booze. |
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6:28 am Friday, 4th October, 2013
Is there anything in this blog that suggests any one of us is sane? |
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7:18 am Friday, 4th October, 2013
Hope you have your pants on your head an a pencil up each nostril there Ros. |
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7:24 am Friday, 4th October, 2013
Sex is in my mind all the time, especially with one of our contributors (you know who you are). |
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7:48 am Friday, 4th October, 2013
I think I said somewhere else that these drinks are great in their national context - I worked in N Greece for a while and oozo was perfect after a very late and very greek supper (no-one went out for supper until at least 9.30 pm and then it was a leisurly affair). I drank lots of some fennel based liquer in albania etc etc. Brandy sours made with local cypriot brandy are the bees knees.
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7:51 am Friday, 4th October, 2013
Oh and the S on my keyboard is a bit worn out so sometimes my texts are s-less
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7:55 am Friday, 4th October, 2013
Too true Rigger. The six months I spent operating out of Banja Luka Mental Factory still haunt me now. Kosovo and Macedonia weren't much better. Brandy Sours in Limassol as the sun sets - now you're talking. |
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9:17 am Friday, 4th October, 2013
Rigger, |
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9:26 am Friday, 4th October, 2013
Among the vile brews of the world, I think Italian Grappa must rank in the top 10. |
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9:30 am Friday, 4th October, 2013
Lillith, re your comment about running around with a chicken on your shoulder - does it just balance itself or is it secured; and if so, how? Also, I was thinking of having you round for dinner so that you can meet my cousin: he's a shrink. |
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9:36 am Friday, 4th October, 2013
Rigger - "Brandy sours made with local Cypriot brandy are the bees knees" - your liver was on its knees sounds more like it! |
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10:48 am Friday, 4th October, 2013
FA: Interesting little anecdote. Although neat ethanol has a lower specific gravity than water, I suppose the fact that ice cubes don't usually sink to the bottom of alcoholic drinks means the average density remains higher than ice (which is less dense than liquid water). I might try a few experiments here to see if I can simulate that result with some Japanese domestic distillates. |
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12:16 pm Friday, 4th October, 2013
Rigger speak white-man wisdom. |
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1:05 pm Friday, 4th October, 2013
Life has passed me by. I've never bonked in a supermarket (or a plane). |
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2:01 pm Friday, 4th October, 2013
graham: Just place your order and I'll ship you over a tanker-load of industrial-strength Jappo gutrot. |
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3:18 pm Friday, 4th October, 2013
Lilith - yeah right, whatever. |
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10:36 pm Friday, 4th October, 2013
Sorry I am still thniking about brandy sours in Cyprus........mmmm happy daysimg src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif" |
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11:24 am Saturday, 5th October, 2013
Sorry for the slow reply but the only reason i still have any Ouzo lying around is that it is disgusting! |
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11:44 pm Monday, 7th October, 2013
I've got a bottle of toffee liqueur somewhere - gross. |
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6:17 pm Tuesday, 8th October, 2013
Old lessons are always the hardest to remember. Drinking on a school night? Tut tut tut ... |
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7:08 pm Tuesday, 8th October, 2013
Can I bring my bottled pink stuff? |
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7:48 pm Tuesday, 8th October, 2013
Oh I should mention. Other supermarkets are available. Come to think of it I should try Waitrose for the best totty.... |
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6:03 am Monday, 14th October, 2013
Porky, welcome to the blogs. I hope you realise it's all downhill from here on. |
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6:03 am Monday, 14th October, 2013
Porky, welcome to the blogs. I hope you realise it's all downhill from here on. |
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6:03 am Monday, 14th October, 2013
Porky, welcome to the blogs. I hope you realise it's all downhill from here on. |
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5:33 am Wednesday, 30th October, 2013
Oooer Skebbie, hope ur not thinkin of deletin ur photos coz a girlz gotta hav sum fun LOL, ROFL, PMSL. |
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7:57 am Wednesday, 30th October, 2013
G: I read your comment and thought, "holy shit!". Then speculated how The Exorcist film might have ended if a priest did indeed have holy shit combined with an enema machine... Gory in so many ways. |