Are you as bored as I am? It makes sense even when you read it backwards ...
For those of you who are fortunate enough to have a lunch break without constant interruptions and can find nothing better to do than log on to the hub to check your messages and read blogs give this a try:
What three inventions/gadgets would your life be miserable without?
12:48 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
1. Hair straighteners
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1:19 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
Yes I'm desperately bored, hence my chav blog of a few days ago:-) Blog subject matter seems to have taken a nose dive in the last couple of weeks. I'm thinking of getting myself a lobotomy on the NHS and then I can be quite happy sitting in the corner playing with my emoticons :-) |
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1:24 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
Jonnealas you've been censored by the mods. Have you listed naughty gadgets? :-) |
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1:30 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
Skebbie: "Blog subject matter seems to have taken a nose dive in the last couple of weeks." |
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1:40 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
Damn! Corkscrew - How could I have missed that one? Mm, now could I trade my ladder-resistant stockings for one? (Quietly reflecting) .... Yes I could because after a bottle or two who cares if there are holes in your stockings and you look like a hobo. |
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1:45 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
mobile phone |
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1:48 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
After a bottle or two do you care if your wearing stockings at all? |
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1:57 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
MsG, I think you are right. Who wants to get up the morning after to wash wine glasses from the night before? At least the hair still looks good and I don't have to go to M&S to buy more stockings. |
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2:09 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
Yes MsG I agree entirely, anyway can't hang around here all day those benefit's aren't going to claim themselves. |
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2:17 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
Guitars
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3:40 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
A quick observation: |
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3:45 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
Jonnealas, Horny and others (especially Frisky),: It's 2013. Smartphones are multifunctional devices and usually have phone, Internet, iPod etc. as standard. |
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3:47 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
frisky: not disappeared - merely in hibernation awaiting reanimation when someone mutters a few words of interest :-) |
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6:39 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
Ah, Mr Coffee? Freshly ground, frothy and it wakes you up in the morning ... I get it ;-) |
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8:38 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
Wildckat, you're a lucky kitty. Your tom's a keeper x. |
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8:39 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
FA, your list does surprise me. You cook? |
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9:09 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
And here I am thinking you would have a live-in lady to cook for you :-) |
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11:40 pm Monday, 23rd September, 2013
I suspect if you start a blog on that topic you'll get death threats from uncut blokes, in the same way as when there was a blog on BBWs versus slim :-) |
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1:47 am Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
Lingering: No - by all means feel free to take a swing at FA. He loves it :-) |
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6:25 am Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
FA, Skebbie ... Tut tut tut, are you upsetting my guests? |
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6:31 am Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
WildC, not sure a circumcised cock can be classed as a gadget. However, due to the fact that there aren't any rules and Skebbie was allowed his prosthetic Mrs Palm, I think you should be allowed a cock. It compliments your other two items nicely. |
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6:38 am Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
Luv2: Let's be accurate about this: the prospect of one of your guests becoming upset was merely hanging in the air. The outcome was still undecided :-) |
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6:47 am Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
How true, but a suitable punishment is still in order (mwhahahah). |
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12:40 pm Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
I reserve the right to change my mind :-) |
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1:05 pm Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
For some reason my mind drifted to Puss In Boots. Why was that? Was it the reference to male cats. Was it that I suspect he wears stockings under his boots thus enabling Luv2 to fulfil her desire for navigational assistance and sexy legs into one handy essential item? Or am I fantacising about pussies, boots, and stockings? OMG I am soooo screwed up :) |
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4:04 pm Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
Didn't even know you could still buy it. |
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7:39 pm Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
FOM, you're not screwed up; pretty normal for this site. We like it! |
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7:44 pm Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
Tomckat, what should I make of "Turn around when possible" ? |
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8:17 pm Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
FA for god sake don't mention the post office tower being climbed by a pussy! |
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8:25 pm Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
Omo, Daz, Ajax. Goodness me, you must all be as old as I :O |
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8:27 pm Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
The disadvantage of age is that our reactions slow down. Here's my response to Luv2's last blog lol |
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9:06 pm Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
FOM, you really wouldn't want to. I think the latest was 'Ice-Queen'. I'm fine with my definition of it, but I think it was meant as an insult.
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9:09 pm Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
Hi. Having come to the conclusion that the chat rooms are generally an intellectual desert, I have taken to perusing the blogs. My list would be:-
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9:33 pm Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
Badboy - it's great to see someone new on the blogs. |
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10:01 pm Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
1 - cheap slutty secretary voodoo doll (and pins)
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10:11 pm Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
Wildckat, sounds like the perfect attire for a handsome kitty. I'm wondering about the fur ..... Should a purrfect kitty wax or shave? |
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10:44 pm Tuesday, 24th September, 2013
Haha. My comment was deleted ... Ok, let's try re-phrasing: |
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12:05 am Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
Luv2sucU - for the purposes of this blog, my third item is deemed to be a gadget.
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12:05 am Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
Luv2sucU - for the purposes of this blog, my third item is deemed to be a gadget.
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12:07 am Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
I have posted twice - how did that happen? |
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5:43 am Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
Wildc, "Brut sid tonod. It doesn't really make sense" |
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5:47 am Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
BadBoy, "in my humble opinion it is very unwise to have a relationship other than a working relationship with one's secretary ..." |
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9:56 am Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
well hello u ive missed our witty banter so I have to try and heighten myself and start to write on ur blog,,,,,,,,,hmmm its a toughie u know im the one line king x |
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10:55 am Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
Syd - Voltaire once finished off a letter by apologising for the length of the letter, and explaining that he hadn't had the time to make it short: in other words anybody can ramble on, but to say the same thing succinctly takes forethought and time. So, good luck with the one-liners. |
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12:54 pm Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
Syd, you tracked me down! I clearly need a better hiding place or failing that, a restriction order :-) |
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2:15 pm Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
Ref Ice-Queens. |
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3:33 pm Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
Luv2sucU - re your last comment - one has to call oneself something, and this is a sex site after all. Anyway, I suspect the pot is calling the kettle black here: I seem to recall reading that although your username may be tasteless, you are not. |
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7:24 pm Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
Luv2 do I sense a tone of knowing experience in your responses re the secretary? |
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7:34 pm Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
Dunno about Ice Queens (OK, yes, I did have a thing for Tilda Swinton in the Narnia movies) but someone told me this (allegedly) true story about banging a Jewish American Princess in classic missionary position, to hear her say "Beige. I think the ceiling should be beige". |
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8:38 pm Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
FOM, Ice-Queen v Kitties. Perhaps you are right ... why, why, why?
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8:42 pm Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
badboy img src="imagesadultemoticons008.gif" |
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8:43 pm Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
Badboy, touché.
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8:48 pm Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
Wilf: If you chose a phone with internet, you could have selected another item. Value! Perhaps some nibbles to go with your liquid lunches?
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9:13 pm Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
Hogweed, somedays you're better off staying in bed.
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9:27 pm Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
Alice Hoffman is one insightful lady. Why am I on this blog? Is it obsession or love? The former obviously. I could hardly claim to love Luv2, I hardly know her. But something about her whit, self-knowledge, and tantalising photos have me obsessed. I can feel the mental ache even now. |
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9:37 pm Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
well that aint working,and shes fine thank u for asking that's a nice thing to do x |
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9:37 pm Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
lip gloss |
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11:36 pm Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
Luv2 - yes, i have checked out your profile, in the same way that you checked out mine. There is a degree of artificiality here which can be offset by checking out profiles. |
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5:24 am Thursday, 26th September, 2013
"Unlimited credit card" |
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5:33 am Thursday, 26th September, 2013
Oh, and I forgot to add that he was also useful for brushing up the leaves from the drive. |
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9:44 am Thursday, 26th September, 2013
Sounds like a real romance. Why did you marry him? |
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3:45 pm Thursday, 26th September, 2013
FOMan, we're all like that, obsessed with Luv2's mystery, whit and intelligence, we're like fly's in her web, paralysed by her hypnosis. Kept for her amusement until she gets bored with us, consumes us and spits the bits out. |
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3:53 pm Thursday, 26th September, 2013
Sweep up the leaves while you can boys. |
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5:03 pm Thursday, 26th September, 2013
BadBoy, because I loved him (aww). |
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6:57 am Friday, 27th September, 2013
Luv2 - we know, you're just a softie at heart. |
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11:38 am Friday, 27th September, 2013
At this time of life, Ice Queens are too much work for me. Sadly, I no longer have the time to wear down their resistance, batter down their door, and sweep them off to a life of connubial bliss.....only to find that the same old cycle of infatuation, boredom and disillusionment has set in. |
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12:53 pm Friday, 27th September, 2013
Skebbie, I completly agree. I would find it interesting - indeed beneficial - to read what replies (if any) you get from members of the female persuasion. |
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4:54 pm Friday, 27th September, 2013
Giving Luv2 a big((((hug))). Didn't mean to bully her. |
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8:16 pm Friday, 27th September, 2013
FOM, hug gratefully received x |
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8:24 pm Friday, 27th September, 2013
Thank you x |
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10:56 pm Friday, 27th September, 2013
True. I've see some pretty smart diamanté studded ones ;-) |
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11:32 pm Friday, 27th September, 2013
Curvy, you should have told me, I would have joined you. Strength in numbers ;-) |
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10:07 am Saturday, 28th September, 2013
FA just keep a stash of Cakes behind the front door so you can cause a diversion on exit! |
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11:58 am Saturday, 28th September, 2013
Jackson - did you perhaps mean to say telecommune? |
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12:01 pm Saturday, 28th September, 2013
Luv2 - you will have noticed I've been looking at your profile. It hasn't been deliberate and I'm not fixated - when clicking on "blog posts" your profile has been coming up - apologies. |
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12:01 pm Saturday, 28th September, 2013
Luv2 - you will have noticed I've been looking at your profile. It hasn't been deliberate and I'm not fixated - when clicking on "blog posts" your profile has been coming up - apologies. |
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12:27 pm Saturday, 28th September, 2013
Now a double post - wonderful. |
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12:34 pm Saturday, 28th September, 2013
Blimey Badboy, you could have just pretended ... |
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12:57 pm Saturday, 28th September, 2013
luv2 - I didn't mean to rile you - or to cause offence - or to do you down - some people would find it spooky to have their profile read and re-read - what I am trying to say is that there are some strange people on the hub, and I diddn't want you to think you were being stalked. Am I forgiven? x |
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6:21 pm Saturday, 28th September, 2013
Don't worry Badboy, I'm not that easily riled. I suppose a :-) was missing from the end of my last message. |
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12:42 pm Sunday, 29th September, 2013
Visit anytime you like; just knock first ;-) |
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2:50 pm Sunday, 29th September, 2013
If this blog keeps going for much longer, it will require it's own 'sub blog section' |
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6:48 pm Sunday, 29th September, 2013
Absolutely |