I laughed out loud this morning when I remembered an incident that happened to me a few years ago.
After getting dressed one morning I was sitting at work on a soft, padded chair and was thinking how uncomfortable the seat was. This continued for several hours until I needed the loo.
I pulled down my knickers and out dropped a small felt tipped pen (with the lid on thankfully!) I thought to myself "I don't remember that being there!"
It was only after I sat wondering how I could not have realised or felt what it was earlier and removed the offending object instead of being subjected to hours of uncomfortableness! Oops!
Has anyone else found something in their underwear that they were not expecting?
Bye for now!
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1:04 pm Tuesday, 10th September, 2013
Still unsure how it happened, the only thing I can think of is that I sat on it when I was putting on my knickers and it got trapped! I do have a fairly ample derrière so didn't feel it when I sat on my lovely soft bed and it got stuck. Can't look at a red felt tip pen without smiling now! img src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif" |
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1:08 pm Tuesday, 10th September, 2013
Derren12UK- was the vibrating phone a success? Could be something to consider when needing a giggle in the afternoon. Problem is my mobile rarely rings; would have to ring myself to get the thrills- not quite the same as anticipating an unexpected phone call! img src="imagesadultemoticons024.gif" |
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1:08 pm Tuesday, 10th September, 2013
A friend of mine was going for a smear test. Had a shower, clean undies before she went. When she got there she went into the loo for a final freshen up but there wasn't any paper towels. So she rooted around in her bag and found a wrinkled tissue and had a little clean up. |
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1:28 pm Tuesday, 10th September, 2013
Lol@oscarnkitty- I wonder was it 1st or 2nd class, I'm sure the doctor didn't mention it to anyone else once she was gone- NOT! I will remember that story when I dig through my bag for a tissue next time! |
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2:50 pm Tuesday, 10th September, 2013
OMG Rachel! A randy stag beetle trying to claw up our leg! Where the 'eck were you getting dressed? Lol! It is nice to know it is not just me that has weird and wonderful things happen to! img src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif" |
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3:49 pm Tuesday, 10th September, 2013
I had something similar on the insect related posts. Similar to rachel, I had itchy side, scratched it a few times then investigated further. Lifted up my top on the side to see long hairy spider legs that were attached to a large spider that was bunched up in my top. I HATE spiders more than almost anything in the world. I know they catch flies and are harmless and are more scared of us then we are of them; yada, yada. So why do they have to be so ugly! If they were cute looking I wouldn't mind them climbing up my top! img src="imagesadultemoticons027.gif" |
