I was watching a rerun of an episode of "The Big Bang Theory" in which one of the characters, having broken up with his girlfriend, says to his friends "I'll never have sex again". This is a thought which I have frequently and, after several years of celibacy (sex with yourself doesn't count, right?) now seems more a probability than a mere possibility. So, I ask myself, why is this a problem? I have survived without a sexual partner for this long, is sex really that important? There were times (somewhere around the fourteenth century it seems) when I was in a relationship and had sex with a frequency which would have made mink, rabbits and bonobos jealous. I have had other pleasures (great meals, single malts, sunrise on Mount Bromo, holding my new born son, Angela Gheorghiu in La Traviata) and I don't feel the aching need to repeat those every day. So why, now, should I feel this way about, to use an old fashioned expression, making love to a woman, the touch of her hand, the scent of her damp hair, the soft down on her neck, the goose bumps when I run my nails over her skin, the softness of a gentle kiss, her breath on my shoulder? Am I just raging against the dying of the light?
7:31 am Monday, 9th September, 2013
Although not written precisely in the same vein, perhaps you could take a peep at my blog on "sexual retirement". I think some people find this topic a tad gloomy, but I think it's a very relevant one for people in mid-life without a "dedicated" sexual partner. |
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8:13 am Monday, 9th September, 2013
GDU, Thank you for that - it probably is more about intimacy than the act itself. My socks are firmly up, my chest firmly out. If I could get my spreading waistline under control that might also help. |
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9:24 am Monday, 9th September, 2013
GDU - Yes, I think I need one too. I used to hate it at the time, but there were actually some benefits from being beasted all over rural England by sadistic little Army PT Instructors shouting encouragement and morale boosting comments. |
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11:58 am Monday, 9th September, 2013
It's human nature and you can't just retire from that. Life's too short ... |
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12:51 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
I wasn't trying to sound discouraging in my initial comment - just offering another take on the situation that people like you and I find ourselves in. |
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1:07 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
" ... pitfalls of heavy emotional investment." |
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1:19 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
Actually I *love* sleeping alone in a double bed: I tend to be a restless sleeper anyway. In Japan I sleep in a futon on the floor so if I roll off it's no big deal. Must admit it's nice to sleep with someone now and then, but as a lifestyle thing, it doesn't work for me. |
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1:32 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
I should have added to my earlier comment that I'm no longer whining about it. |
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2:14 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
Just got back in after taking GDU's advice and giving the rowing machine a hard time. I have to agree with Skebbie and Curvy - the scars of past emotional woundings are still there and all too easy to open again. The line between intimacy and emotional involvement may be a fine one, but most definitely not to be crossed again. And yes, Luv2, Won't Get Fooled Again (with apologies to Roslyn'CD and her blog). Seriously, pants? |
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2:59 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
You can't do that with the muscle busters - it just irritates them and they beast you even more. It's funny in a way as they can call you whatever they want as long as they put "Sir" on the end. |
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3:12 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
Art imitating life. My favourite is still "Swing your arms more sir, or I will rip one off and hit you with the soggy end!" |
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3:28 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
Curvy: Depends which way you look at it. You could argue that settling for second best just for security is even wimpier :-) I think there's something noble about being unattached and retaining one's dignity while holding out for something really memorable, even though it may be short-term. |
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3:41 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
GDU - No, it was made for a smaller officer. Actually, I got rid of all my kit when I left apart from the sword. |
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3:54 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
You can get locked up for that in the UK. Anyway, as on here, all the girls seem to want racing snakes who weigh 60 kilos soaking wet, whereas I am of what you might call a more solid construction. |
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3:59 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
Yes, guilt is a great motivator. Also I can't afford to keep buying new strides. |
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4:22 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
BBW - That is the real problem isn't it. How do we maintain a level of detachment from someone with whom we are in the most intimate of situations? One of the reasons I have abstained for so long is just that. They say that alcoholics can't have even one drink. I suspect with me it would be just one kiss. |
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4:40 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
And what happens when one of them decides they have had enough after any length of time? I think anyone who could just walk away without any feelings of sadness or loss must have no soul. |
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4:45 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
Luv2, Roslyn, Thank you for the constructive criticism there. Always good to get feedback on one's efforts. |
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5:07 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
Oh Roslyn, I know you just adopt a veneer of shallowness. And thank you for the advice - I mean it. |
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5:42 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
Good to know. Hope it was worth the wait! |
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11:12 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
Got to agree with FA Drew: 5 years!! Jeez ... Did you join a seminary college or some kind of religious order?
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11:13 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
Roslyn, little and cute, but you are never shallow x |
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11:19 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
Sorry Drew. It was well meant critique.
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11:35 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
Facetious note: Of course Drew could really be pulling our legs about 5 years of sexlessness, and be operating a new kind of ploy that elicits sympathy from women who would love to spend time with a decent-looking man who "needs a good woman" :-) The recipe blog into may be part of this cunning plan :-) |
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11:37 pm Monday, 9th September, 2013
PS: EG's blog about emotional attachment is probably worth a gander in this context..... |
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3:16 am Tuesday, 10th September, 2013
Well, there are certainly some interesting insights there. |
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3:51 am Tuesday, 10th September, 2013
You're up late, Drew (it's just coming up to lunchtime here; being 8 hours ahead of UK usually allows me to sneak in comments while most bloggers are in the land of Nod :-) |
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4:15 am Tuesday, 10th September, 2013
Up early, actually. I seem to have got into a pattern of waking up at 02:30 and not being able to sleep again. I was also given a Gurkha khukri a couple of years ago by a friend who had been in Nepal. I have to clean and oil them both with the blinds closed so my neighbours don't think I am the mad axe murderer of Andover. |
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5:26 am Tuesday, 10th September, 2013
My Dad has one of those hanging above the mantlepiece: a relic of his national service out East. |