Just Call Me The Ghostwriter...

Sexologist chronicles....


I’ve just had an epiphany... It seems a lot of females are in extreme need of a ghost writer. No offence intended I’m just calling shit like how I see it. I’ve noticed from scanning a variety of profiles on this platform that females seem to disregard the actual quality of content they need to attract alpha males and those affluent eligible bachelors and high value individuals that they all seek, that being said I want to clarify it’s not all women on this site but I will say there are a considerable amount...


Let me elaborate on what I’ve deduced.


A lot of women on this site have explicit photos on their profiles. Which I’m definitely not complaining about, I already know that the feminine physique is God’s most immaculate work of art. So who wouldn’t want to see it in all its glory. And I’d definitely say that this is the platform in which to showcase such beauty. However, there are some women who while they have explicit pictures on their profile they don’t seem to retain the notion that this is an adult site; and evidence of this is found in their bios. Firstly I will say it’s not what you ladies are saying that’s fucked up, it’s the wording... For example. I’ve read a few bios which have a phrase like, and I quote verbatim... “Guys don’t send me a pic of your cock in your first message; you wouldn’t behave like that in the real world...” and so on, which again let me clarify is totally justified and appreciated. Any guy sending random cock shots to females has no “game” at all... (For those seriously old timers and aristocratic individuals who don’t know what “game” is, I guess you would define it as panache and social decorum) But yeah, no game at all. However that’s not the issue, the issue is that the wording is inaccurate. Because I mean; let’s be honest, this isn’t the “real world” as a lot of you women state. This is an ADULT SITE. So for you to justify not having cock shots sent to you because guys wouldn’t show you their genitalia in public settings is, hypercritical; especially if you’ve got explicit pics on your profile. That’s like guys asking you; why you don’t walk around naked in the “real world” if you’ve got explicit pics on your profile... Again just to clarify I’m not advocating cock shots at all. Lord knows I’d pick anything on earth over dick. And I’m definitely supportive in your plight to eradicate that eldritch kind of behaviour. With that being said, you’ve got to change the wording... Better yet the next time a psycho sends you a cock shot just respond with a generic message like “How old where you when your brain decided to walk away from you?!”


The next set of females are those who have bios which have maybe one descriptive paragraph and describe themselves as being sapiosexual. Which I suppose is better then nothing but with just one paragraph it’s hard for anyone to figure out what commonalities to exploit in order to captivate you... You ladies need to increase the amount of information you’re divulging on your bio. If you expect to attract a true male sapiosexual then the content of your profile is paramount...


So that brings me onto the women with nothing on their bio... And you ladies expect to find someone sane?! Seriously??! With no words on your bio, I’m telling you that; you are inviting all kinds of undesirables to your profile. The strange and weird alike will flock to your profile in swarms. Now that could be a tactic you’re trying to adopt to limit the inundated influx of messages and attention. However, that just limits your chances of finding your match. My advice would be either write something or hide your profile and search for guys and interact with the ones you like...


There are a few other examples but I’ve been digressing for awhile now so I’ll just end with this, if you’re in need of a ghost writer male or female just hola at your boi. I’ve not read any guys profiles but from what women have told me about my profile you guys definitely lack creativity. And you don’t want females thinking you lack creativity... especially not when you’re on a platform focused around sex...


Don’t be afraid to reach out...


You need me to write your shit?!? just come see the man, and I’ll give you a hook, like the crook, from Peter Pan, need a hand?! I’ll come to the rescue, I’ll make you stand out like a gem in this cesspool....😉

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