So I'm sitting here at work, checking out a number of photo shoots of naked girls for the cover of the next issue of my magazine. Yip, I actually get paid to view porn - when I realise something. I have about 5 different girls in various states of undress with images ranging from lingerie to full dildo insertion (too hard for our mag), yet I'm bereft of any kind of tightness in the jean department.
It's official - I've become immune to porn!!!
I remember when I first took over as Publishing Editor, I often had to wait 5-10 minutes before I could go grab a coffee after viewing a range of pix. NOW, I can parade around quite merrily with nothing but my usual and natural jumbo bulge (ok - so I STILL daydream, at least...)
I guess that this is the same kind of numbness that we all experience when being inundated with multiple murders in movies, starving sprogs in Sudan and in my case, a plethora of 'pink'.
Let's hope that it doesn't migrate to my sex life. My wrists need the work!!!
