The First 13 Rules of Engagement...
1: Discretion is imperative - Relationships last longer when no one knows your business...
2: Pristine hygiene is paramount - The only thing that should be filthy about a person is their mind...
3: Mutual trust and respect is essential - We all have parents and so if you wouldn’t want them to be treated poorly, act right...
4: Deep kissing is a must - Sex without kissing is like going to a theme park and skipping the rollercoaster...
5: Condoms are crucial - STIs may be blown out of proportion... but; kids are not...
6: Lights on always - The one time in life I definitely wouldn’t want to be Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles is in the bedroom...
7: Biting and scratching is cool - I can identify with the WildLife...
8: Make as much noise as you wish - Might be a bit difficult face down in pillows getting pounded from behind...
9: Whips, restraints and blindfolds I can work with - I’m great in a hostage situation...
10: Snacks between rounds - You can’t have a marathon session all night without fuel...
11: Role playing is cool - I fancy myself as a black Brad Pitt...
12: No stress ever - No expectations of anything at anytime...
13: Have fun always - You do realise that one day this gift we call life will be over, so don't count days; make days count...
