Bottoms and Boobs: Manual Handling Training

will come back to this one will need some thought

Any combination @SueChris. Is there a preference?

I am very much a bum man love the way you ladies sache around and wiggle them - very very sexy

other half prefers well proportioned shape WITH CURVES! And yes, I've been cursed (or blessed lol) with the curvy figure.

I have always been a BREAST man and love boobs so a nice ass is a bonus.

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I wanted a boat with a flat bottom but the girl at the boathouse didn't have one...

@stacey and @SueChris ..

Oh no, another boat theme ...

@Throbbin - Ooo, I say ... ;-)

I guess I vote for boobs...not necessarily large, but natural. I find when I meet a woman I find myself discretely looking at her chest...and if there is cleavage or breasts playing "peek a boo"...Im in heaven...perhaps I was breast fed too long as a child ;)

Ideal figure for me: slim with big boobs. Rump is not so important providing it's not too gigantic. Can't stand fake tits so gotta be natural. Need I say more??

You can only work with what you've got!

Personally I prefer a nice round bum and small pert boobs with nice nipples to suck.

If she's got a big bum and big boobs, Bonus.

Small bum but big boobs, you're going to get a good tit wank!

Small bum and small boobs, lets just hope she's got a nice tight pussy!

Shapely for me please. After that there are much more important things - eyes, smile etc.

That said I dont like boy bums on ladies. Angelina Jolie lookalikes please jog on while I chase the Monroesque

Oh and some of the best crane drivers I know are ladies...

Didn't really have a preference till I read 'Curvybirds' description. Now I have!!!!!!! Grin. X x

So I'm guessing for the guys, preference for bums or boobs is based mainly on visual preference but I'm wondering if they please or have a use in other ways.

I suppose your options in the bedroom are limited with a nice bottom apart from the odd slap. I know there are a couple other things you can do with it, but I’m not into that ... EVER!.

Yet there seems to be so many things you can do to a nice pair of boobs. You can squeeze them, suck them, lick them, bite them, you can even, as suggested by Gerry2012, have a 'tit wank' (er ... cheers Gerry). Then I suppose, when you’re finished, you can lay your head down and go to sleep on them.

What do you do and who gets the pleasure?

Destiny, just checked the Urban Dictionary (how sad am I) for the definition of a 'tit wank'.

When a woman pushes her tits together, and the man slides his cock in between and thrusts resulting in the woman recieving a pearl necklace.

so ...

"Slide your hard dick in between my big boobs and I'll give you a tit wank! Oh, and I get a present aswell! You know how I love pearls x"


Haha, it wouldn't be the first time I've had sex for jewellery ;-)

Curvy not sure about a dislocated jaw, could be more like a tracheotomy.

Breasts are nice but they do not make the woman not by along long wayx Curves are what a lady should have regardless of size:)

Olivers, you deserve the black eye :-)

I'm definitely a boon man. Tho I do have a thing for legs too, especially well toned calfs. img src="imagesadultemoticons028.gif"

It's like they say, anything more than a handful is a waste. Good job I have big hands....

Kinkygirl I agree, it is difficult to buy clothes that fit well if you have big boobs and small waist. Often have to have things altered. Always a bonus when wearing corsets though.

Boobs and bums all depend on the woman they belong too I think. That's the beauty of them is that they all vary so much... For me it's curves all the way, ample bum and boobs with maybe smallish waist and a cracking pair of legs won't go amiss :-D

Curvy, I think I have seen that video: shame on me! Well, there's never any thing worth watching on TV once Emmerdale has finished :-)


Hgtwannab, is it true what they say about men with big hands?

JONNEALAS but, you didn't say what you think a 'nice bum' looks like.

Just asking ;-)

Luv2sucU,

Further to my comment on here there have been a number of posts referring to 'tit wanks'. As the initiator of the comment I feel I have a responsibility to make any inexperienced ladies reading this blog aware of the hazards of such a practice particularly when performed on gentlemen of OMG proportion. This can be quite a dangerous practice, if undertaken incorrectly or without caution serious injuries such as blindness, nasal cavity inflammation, perforated ear drum, dislocated jaw or as someone else noted damage to the wind pipe can occur.

Before undertaking said act on a, shall we call them, "freak of nature" (yes you are and no I'm not jealous, seriously), the inexperienced lady needs to carry out a risk assessment to minimise the risk of injury. Not only is member length important but other factors also such as, breast mass, angle of female elevation, relative angle of cranium, angle of male elevation and rhythmic oscillation. The information should be collated prior and input into current published tables where the data is assessed for risk. Based on the output from the tables recommendations can then be made to minimise this risk. Recommendations such as "only undertake at slow thrust speed" or "only perform wearing safety goggles" for example.

If I am not mistaken the Health and Safety Executive publish such tables in their document "Tit Wanks in the Work place"...... or was that just a bizarre dream I had?

Luv2sucU - Lets just say I have a little waste...

@kinky basically yes... I can dream can't i?!

Important Notice.
Luv2 accepts no liability for personal injury resulting from tit wank experiments; With or without lube.
All claims for compensation should be addressed to Gerry2012 and Dickyjim.

The Management



PS. Peals are so last year ...

Sureshot, I didn't mean given by me personally ;-)

For the record, do you find pearls attractive on a girl? Tee hee hee

Postscript: When I commented above, I was sticking religiously to topic. Obviously, however, I am not going to reject a woman if she doesn't have big jugs (at my age, how could I afford to.....haha...). It's just that nice big boobs are such a lovely bonus if a woman has them.

I've met many women in Japan, where big jugs are rather thin on the ground. However, women there have many other appealing characteristics and I've found that they are sexually extremely passionate and very agile. So my preference is really just an idealized one, and it would be short-sighted of me in the extreme to be totally focussed on boobs.

Nothing to do with bums and boobs but, I thought I would share a Marilyn quote that I have had on my office wall for years:

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Perhaps I should now change it to ...

A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night.

Boobs are definitely a starting point in any debate, but personally, the sight of a magnificent cleavage exposed, leads my mind to dream of handling what lies beneath.!!! to caress, kiss, fondle and savour the taste of a beautiful pair of breasts, is heaven itself.!!!
But at the same time, grabbing a rounded arse and squeezing the cheeks as you lick those boobs, is a heaven sent trait too.!!!
If you were passing The Holiday Inn near you this weekend, I'd be happy to show you what I mean.
Rob.xxx

Blimey Olivers! It's a poster!
The last thing I can be accused of is 'selfish; the rest pretty much sums me up though.

Take a chill pill why don't ya ...

Don't worry if you can't work us out Olivers - it's healthier that way ;-)

"Boobs are definitely a starting point in any debate"

Classic and profound statement. PMSL.

Personally I tend to notice a lady with cleavage and find this instantly attractive, but then later lose interest if she has a nice bum, because I actually prefer kissing, squeezing and stroking a lovely bum, especially as a massage before sex...

Just sayin'

Well....that is indeed curious, George :-)

FA: Have you been on something tonight? Just curious. Well....I'm off to bo-bo.

A Womans breast is a work of Heavenly Artistry. They are perfectly rounded for a soft pair of lips to encircle. The nipples should be teased wirg the tongue first, circling them with deftness and gentleness before being drawn slowly, into wanting lips with minimal pressure at the beginning, then, more of the breast could be sucked on. Making sure, that both breasts get exactly the same attention. While one is being adored by the lips, the other should be fondled softly and with adoration deserving of magnificence.
I may also add, that the cheeks of a nice bottom could also be kissed and worshipped just as much if in the right hands and lips..heeheehee....
Like I said Sweetheart... I'm at The Holiday Inn near you from today & they have a saunasteamroompool etc, if you fancied having Dinner or a drink in the bar tonight or over the weekend... Would be HONOURED to meet you and show you how a 'Gentleman' behaves around a CLASSY LADY.. like yoursekf.
Rob
The Coach Driver from Wiltshire.
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The LADY.......... can have as many chips as she desires...... if only she was here right now.!!!! 2048 Sweetheart of my dreams.xxxxxxx
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Phuku2, thanks for the kind offer but I will not be around. Not even the lure of chips and fish will keep me in town this weekend.

Not surprisingly, those of us who live slap bang in the centre of a major tourist area find it a little irritating over a bank holiday weekend so I always make an effort to get the hell outa town.

FA: Actually I have come to realize over the last few years that if I have one too many on an evening I tend to get emboldened and cheekier in my internet activity. So much so in fact that occasionally I get embarrassed about what I've written when I read it in the cold light of day.

Variety is the spice of life and it is a pleasure to encounter all sizes and shapes of tits and bums.A nice belly is sexy too and one must not forget legs and thighs.Perhaps, you should consider the eyes also.A kind expression indicating that the person would like their assets fondled.speaks volumes.
More importantly, where is the pub in Timbuctoo which you referred to ? It must be one of the few I haven't visited !
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Fetch, it was in a little tent-like structure in northern Mali. Serves very nice chicken giblets, lightly salted and fried in a strange sweet smelling beverage, by waiters wearing nothing but a small tea-towel and their body odour. Would recommend it for special occasions.

Luv2suc. Well,I'm up for an evening there if you are ,but what's in it for me ? ( don't say sand ! )
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FETCH. What's in it for you? Well, I hear for a very small payment, they will let you spend a short time in a private tent with one of their domesticated camels where they claim you can realise your wildest fantasy and you only need to trouble yourself with the answer to a single question ... One hump or two?

Yep, I'm guessing it must be ... ;-)

Must be bums for me. a perfectly shaped rear always sits on a nice pair of legs. I always enjoy a nice bum and legs walking past especially if they are on high heels (I think I have a bit of a shoe fetish). I suspect most guys would admit that from behind a nice bum and legs still turns their heads regardless of looks.

Hoover: Must admit that when I'm out and about "people watching", it's always a knockout body that initially sends a surge of blood to the loins and causes me to limp a few paces :-)

Speaking as an engineer I just want to know Barbie's address. I can then base my bums vs boobs decision on real data ;)

FA - Citizen Kane, one of my all time favourite movies and reminds me of my college years.

Ah, the consequences of not satisfying our innate human desire for emotional connections with others.

You should have stopped your taxi!!

FOM, thing is, she's not really looking for a Ken. Cindy is more her thing **

Haha Olivers, you'll need to explain ...

Do you know something I don't or are you up to mischief again?

Ah, so sorry to disappoint :-)

New job? Oo do tell ...

Breasts, natural, big or small.
Bottoms, firm and round.
Trouble is, I am like a dog with two bones - I don't know which to lick first.

Drew, choices, choices

Sindy even? (trys to quietly slink away unnoticed on this one).

FA, that's a great description of the delicious Daniel Craig, but I think I covered that in your James Bond blog earlier today.