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Teenage Sexperiments

10:50 am Tuesday, 13th August, 2013

I remember as a boy putting my dick ina bowl of jelly. I recall a friend suggesting that a bowl of cracked eggs feels like a pussy. So you can imagine where that led me and my juvenile dick. I raped one or two stuffed toys and even lubed up a clothes manaquin which ended up pinching my poor little sausage and giving me a blood blister, but the wierdest and and most spectacularly stupid thing i ever did was rammed my raging boy boner down a turned on vacuum cleaner. It sucked and pinched. I squealed and slipped. I lay breathless and sore, then i tickled and throbbed and then....

and then....


i shot my load straight down it's throat. I sighed and lay bewildered but satisfied until the jingle of keys at the front door. My deflated appendage slipped out of the tube as i lept to my feet and slipped on my pants barely in time for my mother to walk in and se me holding the vacuum. She looked around and smiled, "what a good boy doing the housework. Not the best job but wow thank you so much"

Oh....oh.... no problem mum. Can i go to Craig's? i asked.

Please share your adventures with me - Chubby



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4:50 pm Wednesday, 14th August, 2013

**Don't try this at home** !!

I've heard some horror stories about vacuum cleaners: of the sort where a bloke gets his dick literally flayed (ouch) andor ends up in A&E looking bloody stupid with a Dyson trailing between his legs.

I like my penis. It has served me well and I've always treated it with respect. Therefore I never felt tempted to insert it into artificial orificesreceptacles that offered an uncertain outcome. Call me an unadventurous teen geek, but Mrs Palm was always my best friend.

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