Noisy Eaters (enough is enough)

I agree with curvyx There is no better pleasure than giving receiving and giving oral pleasure, showing your pleasure vocally always goes down well with me:) nice to know your doing something rightx lol

Ah Luder - you don't need to act! Your just one damned hot kraut!
Der Insel Affe! xxx

On the whole I find aggressive US-style porn blowjobs a turn-off. I agree with Curvy: I hate it when women spit. I've nothing against "sloppiness" because let's face it - lube is a good thing. However, I find aggressive, frantic bobbing and gurgling faintly ridiculous and it shows a distinct lack of subtlety and eroticism. (There is a phrase in the film "In the Cut" that comes to mind: "No sense of cock" :-)

I like a woman to be adept, seductive, dextrous, slow and subtle: sometimes nibbling, sometimes licking, sometimes speeding up and sometimes taking things frustratingly leisurely. The shaft, balls and surrounding areas also yield delicious nuances. However, I've found that few women are prepared to take the necessary trouble. After all - this is an art form.

I've also found that most women don't know how to ride a man on top properly......but that's another story.

C'mon, skebbie....now you started it, start a new blog giving us all the info we need to ride properly....now I'm curious......

Never, EVER spit ... Urgh, it's such a turn off even in porn movies.

Did you know that there are several variations of the sloppy blow job that exist in America? Oh no, sorry, that's a Sloppy Joe.

"adept, seductive, dextrous, slow and subtle"

Remember the tortoise and the hare? Slow wins the race everytime ...

@Skebbie, do I still make your top %?

@Jonnealas, don't be too embarrased, Skebbie's on everyone's hotlist ;-) xx

Skebbie, just a thought ... If you are going to write a 'Girl's Guide to Riding', will it be illustrated?

DrPepe: Of course the science is not exact. What I'm *really* talking about here is lack of effort :-) Most women, once they've climbed on top, seem to go strangely inert as though they're waiting for something to happen. At that point I secretly roll my eyes up to the ceiling and think "here we go again, it's all up to me....." and start bonking from below. It's actually quite rare, I've found, for a woman to climb on top "with intent", and initiate some form of active movement, and among those who do, very few are able to achieve that wonderful pelvic action that can relieve a man of his workload and pump him dry. That's true luxury in my book and gets a sticky gold star and an honorable mention in my little black book of memorable trysts.

The corollary of what I've just said above is that generally I prefer to take the initiative in bedroom antics, and on the whole I've found women prefer to be at least a little sub and let the guy get on with it. If I adopt that approach, then things generally get done more efficiently and women don't worry about whether they're "performing properly" :-) Sadly, though, when it comes to BJs, I can't offer anything active except verbal encouragement :-)

i could so use one of Kinky's long slow blowjob's righht now. Just sayin'

Must admit I enjoy being ridden *properly*, and if it's done well then after a certain point it's almost impossible to stop myself climaxing. Therefore - like I said above - it's a really nice luxury at the end of a steamy session just to lie back and let a woman finish me off and pump me dry. If she manages to cum herself, it's dramatic, draining and lovely to watch.

I may well be the odd one out here ... On top is my favourite. Always a sure thing :-)

Luv2: There's nothing "odd" about a cowgirl :-)

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ... Santa's cumming ;-)

Curvy: Reverse or obverse, I still cum pretty quickly, so yes.....towards the end, please :-)

@Jonnealas - "I too have had women who don't ride as I would like ..."

Question is, how do you like?

Umm, err, just wondering (quickly pressing the save button)