Lust, not Love: Our horny how-to

According to Statista, leading provider of market and consumer data, the 2022 projected Valentine’s spending in the UK (for everything from gifts to activities) is estimated to reach an unprecedented £990 million. That’s a near 15% rise on 2021’s expenditure.

Yikes! These staggering stats demonstrate the drastic need for change when it comes to traditional tropes and pitfalls of unnecessary (yet expected…) seasonal spending. And what better time for change than the present?! 🙋‍♀️

Join us now as we divulge some of our favourite filthy sex positions to practice this Valentine’s, so you can stay sexy and satisfied without breaking the bank! 👄

Arguably the most popular and well-known position to date, Doggystyle provides a clear and distinct power dynamic as one person assumes all control and dominance, while the other is simply along for the ride… so to speak.

Not only is this position proved optimal for stimulation on both accounts, it’s also a far cry from the more basic, romantic missionary positions. Doggystyle lends itself towards the raw and primal sense of fucking (as opposed to ‘making love’), the perfect easy tonic to traditional Valentine’s day tropes. 👌

With a more intimate approach than Doggystyle, the Face-Off position gets its name from a closer face-to-face sexual dynamic.

While still bringing a fair share of passion and control, this position allows for increased movement-in-tandem, as the extra allowance for the legs to be raised over the other’s shoulders creates intense stimulation for both people.

A popular choice for anybody ready to witness and enjoy the effect that they have on their playmate’s face during sex. Just remember to limber up beforehand! 🤸‍♀️

In contrast to the Face-Off, Reverse Cowgirl provides both partners with the opportunity to conceal their facial squirms and squeals during sex. Not everybody is a fan of their own “O-face”! 🙈

In an interesting switch of dynamic to Doggystyle, this position hands all power to the person on top, while the other can simply lay back and enjoy the view!

As the name infers, the Spread Eagle requires one person laying on their back with their legs spread as wide as possible to allow for much deeper penetration and stimulation.

This position may require a degree of flexibility to pull off, so be sure to stretch beforehand and ease yourself into it!

Many find that the Spread Eagle is the first natural position they transition to from the more orthodox missionary style - so we recommend trying this one if you want to ramp up the intensity and get your session heating up nice and quick.

No, not the Ryan Gosling movie that everybody cries to… although that is where it gets its name as it mirrors a particularly memorable scene. 😉

The Notebook provides one person with a powerful sense of control and dominance as all of the kinetic movement comes from the person, standing up and cradling the other person, as they generate a steady rhythm and momentum to maximise stimulation. This also enables that frisky face-to-face interaction.


So there we have it, our personal favourites for igniting that fire this Valentine’s. Be sure to comment below with your own personal favourites, we can’t wait to hear all your best tips and tricks for better satisfaction. 🔥


Good luck, playmates! 💋 And remember… lust, not love.

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