Lust, not Love: Skip the expensive Valentine's Day meal...

Well, it’s that time of year again folks!


As the last remnants of Christmas and New Year begin to fade - along with the drab January weather - cupids, hearts, and overindulgent, commercialised romance begins to pop up everywhere you look, with a palpable sense of “love is in the air” making you wish you had your face-mask handy. If, like us, you find yourself cringing at the sheer sight of love-heart balloons, extortionate bouquets of foul-smelling roses or sickening chocolates, then you’ve come to the right place!

We don’t just avoid the nauseating notion of traditional Valentine’s Day tropes; we downright detest them. That’s why, this year, we’re preaching the mantra of “Lust, not Love”... and you should too! According to a recent survey, almost half of our members - a whopping 42.93% - insisted that they weren’t even planning on going on a dodgy date whatsoever this Valentine’s Day!

It’s safe to say that the commercial sheen of Valentine’s and the unavoidable plumes of sickly-scented products that come with it aren’t the be-all-and-end-all. That’s why we’ve taken the time to throw together some tried and tested methods, and some personal favourites, to make sure that Valentines Day - and all that it stands for - isn’t the only thing that can get fucked this February 14th…






Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock, it’s common knowledge that, these days, sending a raunchy snap to your playmate is the currency of love, lust and everything in between.


Forget the expensive dates, flowers and Valentine’s gifts as a means of showing appreciation and interest in potential playmates; whip out your most seductive hosiery, brush up on the best and boldest angles to showcase your cheeky side and leave nothing to the imagination as you conduct your own frisky photoshoot to share with whoever you like!


You may find that the results are more than positive…







Once your particular situation with a saucy suitor moves past the initial messaging stage - and it’s clear that there’s a vested interest from both parties - then maybe it’s time to initiate your first freaky meet-up… just don’t fall victim to the traditional Valentine’s tropes and wind up feeling compelled to book a table at a fancy, pompous restaurant.

Bite the bullet. Invite your playmate round for a meet-up and skip several layers of small-talk – being forward and frisky can be a sure-sign of confidence and self-assurance and can go a long way in achieving greater investment and interest from potential playmates!

We suggest a sexy movie to set the mood, or even cook some particularly sultry food to get you both in the mood…







Not only does a sexy, scenic walk bring a healthy dose of serotonin and a slew of healthy benefits, it also provides the opportunity to get really raunchy if you find a nice secluded spot to settle down…

Pack a picnic and a blanket and propose a potential meet-up with your playmate in a park, the beach, the woods… or wherever takes your fancy! There is an indisputable sense of adventure and excitement when performing in public as the rewards outweigh the risks, so find a freaky location to lay down your lust and make sure you get fucked this Valentine’s…




So that’s it! We hope you enjoyed our featured picks and possibilities to avoid the usual Valentine’s vernacular and hopefully now you can hone-in on your own hot and horny hookups this February 14th, when you skip the expensive, played-out cliches and cash-in on some of life’s greatest pleasures… they don’t cost a thing!


Remember… Lust, not love.

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