Well blow me, I had no idea that it was National Orgasm Day yesterday or that it actually existed. Once again, I didn't get invited to the party.
I’m guessing it’s a clever creation by some condom or sex toy manufacturer to boost sales but, if you are looking for an excuse it’s not a bad way to spend some time. I just hope they don’t start selling cards in Hallmark to celebrate because it will be like Valentine’s Day for me this year with zero cards being received.
I clearly have far too much time on my hands at the moment because I googled it and found lots of stats from a national survey. How sad am I? One of my colleagues regularly uses a quote about surveys and statistics, “Statistics are like women; mirrors of purest virtue and truth, or like whores to use as one pleases.” It may well be worth you considering this when believing the following:
58% of women admit to having ever faked an orgasm. I can’t believe it took a national survey to estimate this. Clearly the survey was designed by a guy.
93% of women say they have faked it more than once which is rubbish; As if girls would ever do that ;-)
This one I just don’t get - 10% of men have ‘fessed up to faking it. How on earth do they do that? Can someone please enlighten me on this one?
Best position for achieving orgasm is girl on top - Now there’s a surprise.
82% or women would like their partner to take more initiative with toys in the bedroom –Guys, are you taking note?
72% of women feel they are more likely to achieve orgasm using sex toys – Is there an alternative? (smiley face)
55% of men feel they are more likely to achieve orgasm using sex toys - WTF!! I wonder if this is referring to their own or their partner’s …
Sex toy habits of those surveyed:
12% in Scotland own jiggle balls
24% in Northern Ireland own a cock ring compared to 12% in the South West
7% in North East own a dildo, compared to 9% in the Midlands (she says whistling and rolling her eyes) and 12% in London
6% in Wales own a but plug (no comparative stats)
Whatever will be next, National Fake It Day or National DIY Day?
Shouldn't it be N.O.D. everyday? (Now I'd welcome an invitation to that party)
Question is, did you know it was National Orgasm Day and did you celebrate it in style? More importantly, how the heck do guys fake orgasms ...?
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8:04 am Thursday, 1st August, 2013
if you ever find the answer to that question how men fake orgasms lol please let me know |
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9:08 am Thursday, 1st August, 2013
Oh come on Johnboy, you must have some idea? Give us a clue ... |
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9:29 am Thursday, 1st August, 2013
These stats would suggest that blokes aren't doing their job properly. I seem to recall a previous discussion about "labour-saving devices"......... |
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9:46 am Thursday, 1st August, 2013
Skebbie - and you got away with that? Perhaps I pay far too much attention to the detail :-)
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9:58 am Thursday, 1st August, 2013
It's something to do with paper and it's from Japan - I think! |
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9:59 am Thursday, 1st August, 2013
@Lilith - **Just checked internet**
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10:02 am Thursday, 1st August, 2013
I saw a guy on blue peter doing it.........long time ago, I think they banned it after |
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10:11 am Thursday, 1st August, 2013
Hahaha Fallingangel. *Tears in eyes laughing*.
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10:15 am Thursday, 1st August, 2013
Curvy have you ever experienced a guy faking an orgasm?
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10:30 am Thursday, 1st August, 2013
Why would you want to? |
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12:27 pm Thursday, 1st August, 2013
Must admit I laughed out loud when I retrieved this thread after half a day's absence. Well done all. |
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12:48 pm Thursday, 1st August, 2013
Fleshlight - why oh why oh why ... ? |
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1:00 pm Thursday, 1st August, 2013
Exactly! Mrs Palm and her five daughters are perfectly adequate thank you. I think some cynical marketing has been at work here. A large proportion of men are insecure idiots: the types that constantly worry about penis size, whether their orgasms are adequate, whether they produce a sufficient volume of semen, whether their Abs look like a gorilla's etc. They're a marketing dream for purveyors of "penis pills", "volume expanders", "Slendertone twitch machines" and (of course) Fleshlights. |
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1:37 pm Thursday, 1st August, 2013
Ooo, an exfoliated cock ... Lilith, you may well have come up with an original beauty treatment. You could open a salon. |
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2:25 pm Thursday, 1st August, 2013
Lilith: Is the game you're referring to known as "poke her" ?? |
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2:29 pm Thursday, 1st August, 2013
BTG: I can assure you that if you decide to meet me later this month, fake orgasms will not be required :-) |
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5:55 pm Thursday, 1st August, 2013
I sneezed eight consecutive times yesterday!Does that count? img src="imagesadultemoticons006.gif" |
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7:05 am Friday, 2nd August, 2013
Did we know it was NOD? No, but seems we celebrated it unknowingly. |
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9:12 am Friday, 2nd August, 2013
@Wilf ... you sounded in such a tetchy mood yesterday. Did you get your shower? Hope you got over it and feeling more of yourself today ;-) tee hee hee |
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10:50 am Friday, 2nd August, 2013
Also meant to ask: Is cock exfoliation the same thing as feather plucking? |
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1:36 pm Friday, 2nd August, 2013
Friskyfella how can you refuse such an offer? |
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5:53 pm Friday, 2nd August, 2013
Safeandsimple, 'fess up, exactly how did you fake it? I'm really curious how you guys get away with it :-) |
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6:44 pm Friday, 2nd August, 2013
Indeed it does Betelgeuse! And, if it doesn't, I'll just officially changed the rules. |
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6:48 pm Friday, 2nd August, 2013
Betelgeuse I forgot to ask - have you ever faked an orgasm? I don't mean the self induced kind either because that would be pretty darn silly. ;-) |
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7:16 pm Friday, 2nd August, 2013
I so don't get it BTG. Why would you fake a wank orgasm? |
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12:02 am Saturday, 3rd August, 2013
@Suechris - lies, damned lies and statistics
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8:00 am Saturday, 3rd August, 2013
Lies, damned lies and statistics |
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9:54 am Saturday, 3rd August, 2013
There's nothing quite so sexy as a statistic ... |
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11:40 am Saturday, 3rd August, 2013
Tell me Oliver, Do you have a matching Fat Controller ... |
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1:08 pm Saturday, 3rd August, 2013
I have a useful piece of equipment,for faking an orgasmIt's called a Yamaha Clavinova With just a touch of a few buttons ,I can achieve any effect which takes my fancy. |
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6:06 pm Saturday, 3rd August, 2013
Fetch, well done! A skilled musician should always be able to improvise with his instrument of choice *^_^* |
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11:33 pm Saturday, 3rd August, 2013
Frisky - "No way Pedro!"
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6:29 am Sunday, 4th August, 2013
Luv2suc.Thank you for your comment,Perhaps the answer would be to play Chopin's Minute Waltz.It would be difficult to fake anything in that short time span,however I imagine it would leave toy less than satisfied. |
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2:56 pm Friday, 16th August, 2013
I wonder how many would admit to that Darrren. X |
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7:24 pm Friday, 16th August, 2013
Not convinced too many blokes get away with faking it. They're not that good at acting and most women can read them like Kindles. |
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12:43 pm Saturday, 17th August, 2013
@Alipop69 ... can read them like Kindles.
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6:55 am Monday, 19th August, 2013
Seems there is a fair amount of it going on though Olivers. Just not many people owning up to it. :-) |
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9:04 am Monday, 19th August, 2013
Only National Orgasm DAY?? I misread read that, thought it said WEEKEND. Does celebrating the Aldeburgh Carnival count as well then or have I used next years quota too? And if its only one orgasm then I'm truly fucked until the next millennium. What's a girl supposed to do though if her blog dreams come true?? |
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10:18 am Monday, 19th August, 2013
¥OscarnKitty, that carnival looks great (thumbs up for Google). Given the fact that you have picked this blog up a few weeks late, and you seem to have had a fun weekend, I would agree, you may well be fucked until the next millennium ;-) |
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9:14 am Monday, 26th August, 2013
The most interesting stat I heard about National Orgasm Day was that each orgasm uses 200 calories. I did a quick mental calculation on whether I could give up my morning run. I reckon I need another 4 sexual partners :( |