What’s in a name and is it important?

I agree Kinky and it sound a bit dangerous for one-eyed Bob to be going into a dark love tunnel. He may well bump his head if he's not careful.

@Lilith Strangely enough I didn't come across the word 'prick' this morning.

I'm though twice about also adding "... which is surprising because there are quite a few around."

*I thought twice

I've always had probs with "cunt": I keep getting flashbacks to the time I got beaten up by Arsenal supporters as a teenager. I can never forget that ghastly cockney accent as their fists descended: "'Ere....wot team ja sappoat, kant??"
So because of its association with crude, violent louts, I tend to avoid it in favour of something soft and warm like "pussy" (sorry Lilith). After all, my ideal one has a certain amount of well tended hair, and its caress fills me with a sense of well-being, so "pussy" seems to fit the bill.

For blokes, I think it's just gotta be "cock" in intimate situations, whereas for jocularity, diminutive schoolboy alternatives such as "willy" are sometimes appropriate. Here in Japan, the equivalent of "willy" is "chin-chin" or "chinpo", so I tend to prefer "niku-bo" ("meatstick") for full-on adult situations.

Yes it's true - genital semantics are interesting and emotive. Choose wisely !

Kinky: Most women in Japan refer to their equipment as "manko" (sometimes with the honorific prefix "o-": "o-manko", which I suppose would translate as "the esteemed or honourable pussy" (lol)）.　But I do agree that pussies give so much pleasure, they deserve to be venerated :-)

FA: Nobody seems to have touched on "pecker" yet. Is that largely US usage?

There's one of those makes a noise outside my bedroom window here about 5 am every day. He's called "woody". Hey wait a minute.....isn't that another name for "dick"??

Agreed! Skebbie makes my day with "Esteemed and Honorable Pussy"!

I won't foul my mouth by repeating some of the less refined phrases I know to describe a ladies 'part'...

...but 'Petal' and 'Tuppence' are two of the more innocent sounding ones!

Stacey: Re. "Petal" and "Tuppence". Reminds me of when I was a kid and bodily toilet functions were referred to as "No. 1" and "No. 2" for liquids and solids respectively :-) Happily, I grew out of that, though - and religion :-)

"Up with cunt!" :-D

Bless you Lilith, you have a wonderful way with words! xxx

Lilith: OK, we all get the picture: you're a "cunt mujahideen" :-)



One of my lady acquaintances by coincidence hailed from my neck of the woods, and used to refer to my cock as "Dixon". Why? Because my hometown has a massive chimney of that name that is a famous local landmark (he says, as everyone Googles frantically..... :-)

Later, "Dixon" became a sort of doppelganger or alter-ego in mail correspondence, and seemed to develop a mind of his own, sometimes contacting her secretly behind my back. So now it's a kind of standing joke that I have a split personality and that Dixon sometimes takes responsibility for my decisions or actions (i.e. what happens is not always my fault :-)

Roslyn: There is nothing "wobbly" about Dixon......(ahem....!) :-)

Lilith: It's true what you say about misogynistic history, though. It all started with "bloody Eve just *had* to go and pick that fucking apple, didn't she? The dumb cow."

Even here in Japan, malevolent spirits have invariably been female, from Kabuki right through to "The Ring" :-) The traditional Japanese headgear for a bride is called a "tsuno-kakushi", which means "a horns hider". She may look beautiful and demure, but as soon as she starts living with hubby, she turns into a devil :-)

@Lilith - your comments are a joy to read pmsl.

To those who did not left a comment on the blog but preferred to mail me their comments, erm ... thanks :0

For the record, from this day forward, I reserve the right to reclaim my Esteemed and Honourable Pleasure Place wherever and whenever I feel inclined to do so.

Lilith: This isn't meant to be a suck-up, but I always considered women to be the better of the two sexes, which is why I generally prefer their company to men, who are invariably trying to score points off each other.

Skebbie, very wise. I could tell you are a clever guy.

Lilith - laughed so much I now have hiccups.

right then where to start ...lol..at the beginning .well the whats in a name thing .firstly its only a name dont take it seriously , take mine its a name couldnt think of another as not that bright ...some have names that they think make them sound erm good like ohiavabig willy 46 or misssexygodamsohot ..not .now the big one what to call a ladies lovetunnel or spunk hole as one layd called it ..and she was posh lol .thats another story ..to me depends on the lady who you are with some like to be treated like whores and called names .so they like to use the word cunt..or there is the ones who like to be made love to teased and pleased and then filled but not saying which word to call it ..personally it all depends on the person your fucking or shagging or emptying on or what ever we call it at the time ..right rant over who is up for their cunt to be fucked lol

@Farmboy, when you put it like that, erm ....... ME!! But alas, I have butterfly cakes to bake.

pmsl

Farmboy, she's deadly serious and that's an offer you can't refuse.

You ok with rubber Lilith?

BTG: I wondered where you'd got to the last 24 hours. Obviously a lot of research went into that post.
***Respect*** !!! :-)

Luv2: Wotch out, there's a Bard about :-)

Lilith: "Have her scrubbed and brought to my tent !" just sprang to mind when I read your last but one post :-)

BTG - flying IPads? Be afraid, be very afraid ...

I don't think my local Fish 'n Chip shop in Yorks has that on the menu.

This blog is hilarious.

er, it depends. he calls it my pussy in general conversation, if he's joking about then it's a beaver.

I've never heard him use the term twat or cunt - he reserves those for people who for example drive at 40 miles an hour on the motorway or turn the wrong direction on a one way road system.

I call his cock or I like the occasional use of dick. In sex, I tend to call it 'just get it in there'.

Not sure it really matters what you call it, it just depends on the context and who you are talking to.

Own it, name it, love it ...

I'm suddenly reminded of a time a few years ago when I was called a twat-faced cunt by one of my staff. Poor guy, I was giving him his P45 and having him escorted off the premises at the time.

If a cunt=pussy and a twat=pussy ... What is a twat-faced cunt?

Now I am just confused!

Wellywanking? Wow!! Have visions of a realy huge willy the size of a wellyboot.

Have I missed the point Lilith?

Mmm my husband (will one day be ex?) is a bit of a wellywank, but I don't say that in the affectionate way you call your friend.

Why is he a wellywank? He may have had a great cock and knew how to use it but, it was just a pity he forgot he was supposed to be using it on me and not with his fucking secretary. So you see, that's why I think he is a wellywank!!

Now pass me that bottle of Pinot ...

Oops, sorry Oliver, too late. Now let me count those corks ...

Not so classy if you saw me with a corkscrew ... lethal

Oh dear, take it from me, wine, beer or any other alcoholic beverage never mixes well with the blog pages or chatroom. (she says with a slight hangover)

Btw - this blog is a pleasure to read. Such a laugh!

Hey Olivers ... xxx

A scholarly dissertation on the varying words, soubriqueta and euphemisms for naughty bits.
I would also like to suggest those used in literature,particularly by D H Lawrence ie Lady Jane and John Thomas.
There is also a quaint name,emanating from Victorian times
" Quim" origin uncertain.
Willy and Winkle were much favoured in Donald McGill's saucy seaside postcards, eg Fat man gazing out to sea complaining he couldn't see his little Willy.
With regard to your dislike of the C word,there was a boy in my form at school whose name was Peter Hunt.We always called him Isaac rather than Peter.Perhaps this should be added to the list also
Love from Fetch xxxx

Fetch xx. I have never heard of quim. This site is such an education :-) Googled it for more info ...

Quim = vagina
Mewling quim = wimpering vagina
Mewling quim Urban Dictionary translation = whining cunt

It sounds a little more classy to yell "mewling quim!" at someone rather than the "C" word

" Quim " is also used in an old rugby song about Roedean Girl's Public School.(Princess Anne is numbered among the alumni.)

" When we go down to the beach for a swim,people remark on the size of our quim.You should hear them holler It's like a horse's collar!For we are from Roedean School ! "
There are many other verses also of a dubious nature.

Good idea Betelgeuse.

"Well of all the world's diseases....." Yes I remember it with fondness :-)
Eskimo Nell anyone ? I sometimes think modern youth has been deprived of great depraved literature.

Actually "Quim" is a very useful word to dig out in Scrabble: all those points for the Q on a triple letter square :-)

A good idea to start a blog about Rugby songs. Unfortunately, the repertoire is so large,it would take an inordinate length of time to compile the complete song book.The other problem is that many of the songs require actions so a video would be needed also.
Here's a little taster however
" Now Charlotte the harlot lay dying2
" A pee pot supporting her head"
" And as Charlotte the harlot lay dying"
These were the words that she said " etc

just call them bits and pieces- that's a good idea.

"Everyone put your bits and pieces togather and have pleasure"

Wasn't that the title of a 60s single by Manfred Mann ?? :-)

@Skebbie - haha

Cum all without, cum all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quim
Cum all without, cum all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quim

Then it goes ...

Everybody's building ships and boats

I'll stop there otherwise, we're in danger of going down the river on a narrow boat again ;-)

Which reminds me, where's BTG these days?

Luv2: Yes it lends itself admirably to the subject matter, does it not? :-) Never mind my totem pole: I think the Mighty Quim is worthy of worship.

The narrow shagboat is still moored outside waiting for you, Kinky and Curvy, but alas the BFG seems to have gone off the radar. His 10 pints are still good if he wants to claim them, but in fact I'm hoping he's gigging somewhere so I can enjoy the ultimate fantasy all to myself :-) ("The Boat that Rocked" ?? :-)

@BBW Just picked up your comment that BTG has left and notice he has deleted his profile. That is a shame :-(

@ Skebbie *The Boat That Rocked*? Would prefer BJ to a DJ although, a fair amount of jockeying would be expected :-). Have you ever seen a narrow boat rock? Scary ...

Oh really? That's a shame. Well I'm still waiting for him to claim his beer if he's passing through.

Apologies in advance if this puts you off your breakfast, but I feel the need to share this message found in my inbox:

"Would luvu2suc me then I can squirt my whack-the-kass stick in your mayonnaise drain."


I'm stunned, lost for words and totally turned on. I'm going back to bed with my vibrator to dream of mayonnaise and kass filled down spouts.

ps - what's a kass?

He is a Welsh member so rules that theory out DJ.
Lass makes sense though.

Think he may have been rather excited and typing with one hand Luv2 ..... Ooops mistakes will happen!

Mayonnaise drain is evocative for all the wrong reasons. I wonder in what other areas of life he might make well intentioned faux pas?

I seem to remember from somewhere in the mucky mess laughingly called My Mind that the word quim came from a V shaped defensive device on a castle or other fortification. The entrance was at the end of the V and presumably that gave rise to the other useage of the word. Cwm also appears as a geological shape relating to V shaped valleys.

Inform educate and entertain thats me...

Anyway - on topic - I have a preference for cock and pussy. Simples. That said I tend to use the word box rather a lot here. Not sure if I would use it in the flesh though (as it were).

With a mind on rugby songs I love the Engineers Song (barum titty bum titty bum titty bumb) and also the one with the memorable line "and the hairs on her dicky-di-do hung down to her knees".

I will now be attempting to use the word dickydido in the chatroom without giggling tea into my keyboard.

Wish me luck.

I will never, ever be able to enjoy a tuna and mayo sandwich again.

Ruined, I say .... RUINED!

Macbloke, I quite like willy. I know, that sounds wrong, but you know what I mean.
Rigger, box makes me giggle ;-)


Maybe the guy worked for Dynorod and a whack the wot sit is a tool of the trade.


Mayo and chips ... Ewwee