Just before I kick off - why do bloggers have to fill in a "mood" form before putting pen to paper? My own default setting is "calm". As the blogger's "mood" is not displayed (to my knowledge) in the public domain, why do we have to fill this in? Perhaps Admin can shed some light.....
By male "angles", I'm not referring to the angle of a male erection (i.e. -90 degrees = total droop; 0 degrees = slightly aroused; +90 degrees horny as hell). I mean specifically the ploys adopted in profiles and/or photos to convince women that blokes have something "unique", "special" or "macho" to offer. (This being separate from dick size, musculature, or other purely physical features. Or even the tired and worn out ploy of yet another "cool" tattoo design :-)
For example, some blokes might make a big thing about being a musician or singer in a band. Others might think they can cut it by posting photos of themselves in some sort of uniform, or even brandishing firearms. Yet others may think that chicks will start forming a shagging queue at the sight of them doing "extreme sports", or maybe not quite so extreme pastimes such a canoeing or rock climbing. Or I suppose there are always some women who will go for the car, rather than the man :-)
In this (admittedly) competitive environment, what "desirable extras" can a bloke offer to make himself more desirable to the opposite sex (while keeping a straight face) ??? In asking this, I have to own up to having my own "angle", but at least I've managed to get by so far without having to post any pics of my chosen pastime (apart from shagging, that is..... :-) So hey you gents: wot's your angle? And ladies.....do such extra angles genuinely contribute to a bloke's appeal, or can't you help smirking inwardly at the extent to which some blokes will go to convince women they are "macho" ??? :-)
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1:58 pm Sunday, 21st July, 2013
Lilith: How about Holmes armed with a 10-inch cylinder of gin and with very definitive opinions about religion ?? :-) |
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1:52 am Monday, 22nd July, 2013
FA: Your angle seems to be falling by all accounts. Better check :-) |
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7:50 am Monday, 22nd July, 2013
Interesting blog and I had never really thought about this till now. My own approach for what its worth (and I do seem to get by) is just be me in all things - polite but confident and happy to give everyone time of day whilst at the same time saucy and imaginative. As for material stuff you would be amazed at how many folks were at least up for a chat after I included a tractor on my profile pic............. |
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8:06 am Monday, 22nd July, 2013
Ah....the legendary Mr Rigger and his tractor. Actually I'm from your neck of the woods and as tractors are pretty thick on the ground up there, I was wondering whether other local tractor owners have enjoyed similar success. Can I ask whether the tractor is actually used as a tool in sexual activity at any point? Or is it just a "lure" and part of the image? All I ever got from being a Cumbrian was being referred to as a "sheep shagger" :-) |
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1:02 pm Monday, 22nd July, 2013
(scrapes bottom of barrel for leather references.........). Er......the glove I use for my martial art is made of deer leather !!! (he says, brightly :-) Ah..........perhaps not.... :-( |
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1:40 pm Monday, 22nd July, 2013
Curvy: Sorry to upset your delicate sensibilities :-) Over here a lot more furry things tend to get butchered than over there. But best not go into detail or you may have to order another batch of Kleenex. |
