I once had a girl
Or should I say she once had me
She showed me her room
Isn't it good Norwegian wood?
She asked me to stay
And she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around
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My Bestest friend ever,
She's not feeling so clever,
Despite the fact she's so cool.
She stays calm in a storm,
Remains together when it's torn.
My best friend ever always has the horn...
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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It has been said that a smile increases one's face value, and I believe this is true. No one likes to be around someone who is constantly frowning, or complaining about something. Evidence of this..
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For most people, coffee tea, a glass of fresh juice, shower and even a few minutes of sweet sleep is much more attractive than early morning sex!
If we analyze the statistics by gender, it..
When one awakes with a huge erection ! don't complain just feel comfortable with life as it is and make sure you embrace life with all you have to offer.Start by telling that snake off and giving it..
2 commentsDescribing and updating CDTV activity or lack of it...HELP !..
