1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory....I don’t remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex..
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1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent. No matter their age.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a..
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Love is a Beach because sand might be too hot or you could forget your swimming suit
