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Forget Steak And Blowjob Day, We’re All About Cake and Cunnilingus

    The mushy times of Valentine's are long gone. Gestures of flowers, chocolates and giant teddy bears are so last month! Now we come to ‘man's’ favourite event of the year. That's right, March 14th is Steak and Blowjob Day, but we’re not about men and their meaty bits...oh no...we’re switching things up and turning it into Cake and Cunnilingus day instead!

    So, while you might have trouble finding a card for it at your local card shop, and you most likely won’t be seeing Cake and Cunnilingus Day being turned into a national bank holiday anytime soon, we have 4 tips on how to give your ladies bits some lickable loving.

    1. The Classic

    The classic oral sex position for women receiving cunnilingus is a classic for a reason. One of the reasons oral sex is so pleasurable is the opportunity to lie back, relax and receive pleasure. Getting your lady comfortable in bed and allowing you to lavish her with pleasure is a delicious and simple oral sex position.

    You can experiment with a few modifications to make this classic oral sex position even more pleasurable.

    Uncover! Don’t suffocate under the sheets while going down. Throw off the covers to allow you to breathe freely while pleasuring those 'O' zones. The bonus? She gets to feast her eyes on you between her thighs. Make it even more intimate by making eye contact as you bring her to climax.

    Try placing a pillow under her hips to elevate the pelvis, giving you a bit more access. Experiment with two or three pillows to gain more height. This position is also ideal for adding in fingering techniques to oral sex, a sure fire way to maximise your orgasmic potential and hit all her pleasure zones at once!

    Plant her feet on the mattress, allowing her to push off them and move her hips. This can be your bedmate's first step to becoming a more active receiver during oral sex. By shifting her hips a little up and down, or to the right and left, she can help your tongue find her most sensitive spots. Once she gains more confidence and is ready to go wild, try moving her hips in circles and undulating waves to maximise her pleasure!

    2. Queening

    Let your bedmate become the mistress of her own pleasure, and give you an overwhelming experience, by trying the Queening oral sex position. Like true royalty, she can take her throne—by sitting on your face! Ooh-er! Get comfortable, lying down on the bed and then let her kneel over you, presenting her most intimate parts for you to pleasure and delight. She can raise and lower herself, in order to control how much you can reach, and gyrate her hips for her own pleasure. If you are feeling brave, you could even experiment with engulfing your face in her flesh for short intense bursts.

    Don’t be shy about suggesting this position; a lot of people fantasise about this position, it is just having the confidence to give it a try. Make her feel comfortable, and you may be rewarded. Queening is truly an empowering experience, so if she is ready to claim her erotic power, suggest she assumes the throne!

    3. Doggy Style

    Ready to get primal? Get your lady on all fours to let you stimulate her while she moves and rocks her hips. You can either be totally behind her, if she is comfortable with your face so close to all her nether bits, or you can lie down and use your mouth to stimulate her clitoris. Enhance the primal experience of this position by both making lots of noise, expressing your pleasure with moans, groans and even growls!

    4. Recline And Receive

    If you have a comfortable recliner or reading chair, try putting a pillow on the floor in front of the chair, kneel on it, and invite your partner sits close to the edge of the chair in front of you. This can also work on the edge of a bed. She can then lie back, or you can lift her legs up, and your tongue can get busy.

    Site Admins Saucy Steak Recipe

    • Tenderloin filet
    • Coarse sea salt and ground black pepper
    • Butter
    • Garlic clove, skin-on and crushed
    • Sprig of thyme

    1. Take the steaks out of the fridge 2 hours before you plan to cook them, and allow them to come to room temperature.
    2. Heat a heavy-based griddle pan or frying pan over medium-high heat. Pat the steaks dry with kitchen towel. Spread a thin layer of salt and a sprinkle of course pepper on a plate. Put the steak on the plate, and turn to coat the steak lightly, then put it flat-side down into the pan. Cook for 90 seconds on each side, pressing down with a spatula, until both sides are well browned.
    3. Add the butter, garlic and thyme to the pan and, when melted, use them for basting the steak, turning it every minute until it’s done to your liking. 2-3 minutes per side for Rare, 4-5 minutes per side for Medium-rare, 5-6 minutes per side for Medium and 7-8 minutes per side for well-done.
    4. Take out of the pan and leave somewhere warm to rest for 5-10 minutes, then serve.

    Ask any woman how she feels about receiving oral and she’ll probably tell you it feels good—but you should never settle for “good” when you could make her feel amazing. Got any hot oral sex tips for pleasing your lady? Share them in the comments.




    Comments
    Redcurly

    Great advice x

    Horny1girl

    Who fancies a try

    vickitalb095

    That is good advice. But I need me a submissive woman because I'm dominant in the bedroom and I want a long-term relationship someone in my age category like 55/62 hopefully someone around me if not maybe I can go there

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