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5 Discreet Sex Positions That Will Mean You Can Hump At Happy Hour

There’s rarely a sexual encounter that requires at least some level of caution when it comes to volume. In trying to control it, however, you realise there’s not much about sex that is innately quiet. The bed bangs against the wall, the mattress and bed frame squeak, even the sound of the moans and groans that come from you and your playmate.

Of course, there’s no shame in the sounds of pleasure, but when it comes to getting frisky in public, it’s best to do the deed discreetly.

This week we are getting horny during Happy Hour, so while you are out hitting the town making the most of the cheap booze with your partner, check out these five discreet sex positions for you to test out when you just need to get it on then and there. Remember you are in a public place so be cautious.

Let’s make happy hour even happier!

Taurus (Standing Doggy)

The man stands straight, with his feet shoulder-width apart. His partner stands next to him with her back and bends her body down so that only her buttocks can touch his reins. She pulls her hands forward and leans against a wall or sink for support. He holds her by the waist and does his best to make this sex action an unforgettable experience for both of them.

Wall (Against A Wall)

If you love sex in exciting or unusual places, then put this position on notice and just find something to lean on. The man stands with his back to the wall, placing his legs slightly forward and opens them a little. The woman moves in with her back to her playmate, leaning slightly forward. Her heels should be located near the man’s heels, and her hands are on his thighs or wall for support. The male partner holds her by her waist and moves his thighs more often and faster. This position is perfect for discreet sex in clubs as you can get away with dropping your pants a little and lifting a dress a short way up.

Frog (Squatting)

The man squats, leans back a little, puts his arms slightly wider than shoulders and uses them for support. The female partner also squats and sits on the penis; she leans slightly forward, props herself up with her arms and moves her bum up and down. Since the hands of the couple are busy, the man can only watch the seductive ass of his woman.

Caliper (Lifting Up)

For this position, not only a man, but a woman must be trimmed as the partner will have to hold his mistress in his arms, and she, in her turn, will have to make the pelvis movement in the weightless condition. The man is standing with his feet at shoulder width, arms are straight along the body, and the female partner is hugging her male partner’s neck with her arms and closes her fingers in a lock. The woman drives her legs apart and lifts them up, having pulled herself on the man, he grabs her with his hands on the feet, straightens his back and thus holds the female partner, the motions can be made both by the man and woman.

Bench (Sitting)

The man stations himself comfortably on a chair or any other surface where he will sit. He will need to open his legs, lean back and lean on his hands. The woman sits on the partner like on a bench. Her legs are forced together and supporting herself with her hands on her partner’s thighs and lifting her buttocks she leads them both to the peak of joy.

Have you ever had sex in a club? Did you find the perfect discreet spot to get it on? Let us know in the comments below.




Comments
caveinsub

I agree totally. I once took my deflated rubber doll to the pub. When nobody was looking I sneaked out the back, inflated her and inserted my member into her largest orifice (the mouth). What I had forgotten is that she makes a loud squeaking noise. The landlady caught me in the act and instantly gave me a 12 hour ban ! Fortunately it was midnight.

bigcockforU2

lovely

sathyayadav9395

Frog

Frankcomey123

Lovely to Read & to see all the Lovely Sex positions One Can Enjoy !
If Only I had a Lovely Big XX Large Lady's to Join me etc !?
When They Get to Know we by Reading my Profile & Looking at All my Sex Photos !

LUCKYY18

Lovely abt sex position to read n do ...i do four type always n love lot

srikantsharma7

Wooo

shibsaha500Calcutta

I agree

chandansamtani1925

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darrylhannah7

i am a ARIES man i LOVE Oral sex
johnterri1Drouin

yes we two like be add as well
stephenblake

Up for group sex and love oral!?xx

carl4utoo46

just last weekend we were at a friends house swingers  party , when that wall came in handy with happy endings for the two of us , no one was watching it was amazing. 

bambihunter18

Up against a handrail, from behind her.

tonymalesub

I love when a woman sits on my face for hours!!

Jprsdsoni077

Beautifull Sex Positions 

jetjrddt1911

Oh boy what I'm I going to do

Prahladsharma0549

Wall??

santhoshchennai

amazing positions. Females from chennai or couples visiting chennai ping me up in pvt

yardbird0728

Very informative liked all of those posi

saimonprasad1

Lovely 

ireem8

thanks

Sumso

I need a sex partner for marry.

Karansk6518

I need a girl or couple from india near goa to try all of the above ??

mandeepshoujjn

tips
Clitring77


I once fingered a younger slut to squirting on the dance floor whilst her mortified friend watched on.
After I went for a smoke and told my mate about it, he didn't believe me until I gave him my fish fingers to smell lol.
He wanted to know what she looked like and when we went back inside I took him over to her. Her mortified friend put her arms around my neck and shouted in my ear "I want you to do that to me right now" so I obliged much to my mates hate ever since. Oh the good days ?? 

Letsmakethisnice

Its always good to find that time at a public place and make the most of it .... specially when u are with a hot chick and when she needs it... do not waste anytime...so this is the way to go...

sachinm1977

Useful information to make fun more energetic